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- monospaced0
Those women who insist on paying with exact change, counting out fucking pennies in their oversized wallets that they stuff in their undersized purses, while you and ten other people wait in line, rolling your eyes. Stubby fat fingers fumble with the coins, laying each one out one-at-a-time while she forages for more. I would punch them all.
- Gnash0
^ same ones in line at an ATM. like they're doing some complicated corporate takeover at a f'ng bank machine
- ********0
Left lane drivers going 25 miles per hour.
- welcome to QBNmonospaced
- Out of the gate with 'Punches For', not bad.Continuity
- Ahhh thanks gents!********
- ArtOrDie0
People consumed by their pet peeves, expecting the rest of the world to conform to what they deem acceptable...
- shut the fuck upmonospaced
- not welcome to QBN ;)monospaced
- is this you?
https://fbcdn-profil…monospaced - yesmikotondria3
- what a cunt you sound ArtOrDiecruddlebub
- animatedgif0
people who take money out of more than 1 card at the ATM,
SORT YOUR FUCKING FINANCES OUT YOU DENSE FUCK, STOP WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A MESS.
- monospaced0
The guy at Microsoft who thought it was a good idea to have a pop-up on the screen saying something like "You just plugged in a USB cable" when you plug in a USB cable. As if I didn't know I just plugged it in.
- and his cocksucking coworker who thought it was a good idea to require the user to click a tiny x to remove itmonospaced
- dijitaq0
@monospaced
- BattleAxe0
Federal Income Tax
- vsplus0
fat trucks that shake cars till their alarm goes on...
- hellobotto0
You don't get to call the conference room a "war room" and my to-do list "marching orders" if you're going to act put off by my labeling of your 5 o'clock (due the next day) client-requested changes "treason."
Please, if you really, really want to use military references all-day everyday in your office vernacular (and you never served), perhaps you might find working in a military office more fulfilling?
- WTF kind of agency to work for?!Continuity
- Occurs in any office with intense marketing folks and managers. Ironically, they decline invites to play Risk.hellobotto
- Drop and give me TWENTY!stoplying
- Continuity0
Every single politician and financial worker on the face of the Earth. I fucking hate you all.
- c'mon... that's a little harsh... gotta be 1% that are okAmicus
- ********0
snob pigs
- egosmoke0
This worthless cunt of a human
- he should have disapproved that message********
- http://i.imgur.com/T…plash
- he should have disapproved that message
- stoplying0
Cashiers who hand me my change incorrectly. It's coins first, then bills. It's shouldn't be some awkward balancing act trying to keep the coins from sliding off the bills.
*Not a hard punch, but a good man slap.
- gramme0
St. Louis city bureaucracy. A cancerous blight of a wound. A black hole where efficiency and logic are strictly forbidden. And, for the salt in the wound: this is the place where I have to pay a personal property tax in order to keep driving the depreciating asset I finished paying for in 2009.
- ali0
People who help themselves to your cookies, eat a few then leave the packet/jar open so next time you go to have one the rest are stale.
A punch for each cookie!
- duckseason0
For the person who just sent me a JPG of their white logo on a white BG.
^^^See it???- ha ha********
- to add to the insult it looks lo-res to mehans_glib
- Ask for a vector version.mikotondria3
- ha ha
- hellobotto0
Folks who, during the span of a single conversation, repeatedly punctuate their statements with "..., right?"
- ********0
coffee machines that produce neither coffee nor machines.
- mg330
People who pose for photographs in exotic cars they don't own and never will own and make some smug grin as if it's theirs.
Like these dweebs:
- i agree with the second one, but the first is just dumb kid.. unless of course its the same kidautoflavour
- in which case, yes.. forever aloneautoflavour
- I knew someone would object to the first photo. "dumb kid" lolmg33
- It's only dumb if it's an adult doing it. Kids are fine, they're not trying to pass it off like they own the car.CanHasQBN