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- zarb0z2
Fukkin allegedly educated technology executives what love using these fukkin dirtspeak fuckhole mong-lang shites:
on-premise
billed in the rears
supposingly
visa-V
diamond dozen
solute (in place of "solve")
rig-a-mole
open the kimono
eat our own dogfood
come to jesus
not enough bandwidth (to finish a project)
oversubscribed (in place of "double booked" or engaged)
fuck this list just goes and goes- You are Thinking outside the boxutopian
- eat our own dogfood, makes me dry heave.ShenanigansTV
- haha, i know what none of these except 'eat our own dogfood' means, and that one I kinda like.Nairn
- don't you mean dime-a-dozen, vis-a-vis, and rigmarole?face_melter
- haha, well to be fair - I suspect zarboz speaks at least two more languages than most of us here.
And now I know three more from that list...Nairn - Billed in arrears?Nairn
- Supposingly and Solute should be hangable linguistic offences.Nairn
- BONE APPLE TEAAkagiyama
- brightest tool in the shedKrassy
- the word ask, as a noun.CyBrainX
- Bring da amber-lampsNonEntity
- Triage and low hanging fruit.ShenanigansTV
- Nairn1
Incense/People who use incense.
My studio started smelling a bit weird half an hour ago and when I popped out I realised why - the vegans were burning incense, and because my studio has a net flow of air due to extraction fans, I get quite a noseful of the shit.
Incense invariably smells naff anyway, but it's always imposed and it's got finer smoke than cigarettes, so is worse for you. Vile stuff.
- haha. Get them some pot pourri and be done with itIanbolton
- Eh, I like Nag Champa.section_014
- yep. It dominated other, preferable odours and then lingers, too, literally like a bad smell. Used and sold by aggressively boring types.Fax_Benson
- Worse than cigarettes? I'm not sure about that.CyBrainX
- Actually probably. The difference being that cigarettes are used much more acutely and densely/ But, measure for measure - incense smoke is evil stuff.Nairn
- _niko0
'I had a party, man. Not even a party, it was like a hangout. And everyone's mad at me for it'
Victoria party host calls $2,300 fine for breaching COVID-19 rules 'a bunch of B.S.'
- the boom mic is a nice touch.face_melter
- I wouldn't wanna get near him even if there was no pandemic.Akagiyama
- "Cops really don't like me ... They're always at my crib."ben_
- ********-2
- She was engaged to Gavin Newsom.monospaced
- Sorry, married.monospaced
- Not as sorry as Gavin is.CyBrainX
- Akagiyama0
- haha, mine tells me to unlock my phone to use accessories ... it's the original charger ffsmonospaced
- Nairn2
This shit. I mean, all of it - the ever-expanding GDPR notices, but particularly the highlighted elements. Makes a mockery of the entire charade if they decide they're going to identify you through peripheral means anyway, irrespective of what you allow otherwise.
- ghostery, brave and adblock will ut an end to that shit.hans_glib
- Thank goodness for Firefox. At least Mozilla are trying to do what they can to reduce the efficacy of browser fingerprinting, and have siloed container functionNairn
- Also, Privacy Badger.Continuity
- You actually use Brave? That's one of the most cynical entities out there. FF does all that Brave can, and more.Nairn
- interesting. i have noticed that brave falls over every now and then and i have to revert to ff to get stuff done. should i dump brave?hans_glib
- You got this wrong, these pop up because the websites basically are against GDPR and they break the rules all the time lolgrafician
- No!Nairn
- But yes, FF with Privacy Badger and Brave and 3rd option Safarigrafician
- @hans, meh - do what works for you. I'd try Edge if you want Chromium. The potential for a monoculture's a bit worrying where FF vs Rest of the World's concerndNairn
- ********-5
- the osbornes?sarahfailin
- Punches? we should get them a cake for ridding the airwaves of their cunt soup of a show.Morning_star
- Where's OJ?BusterBoy
- Orphans?utopian
- ali0
- ali1
- kingsteven0
IT guy in work that did the opposite of what I asked him to do (NOTHING) and proactively moved a site of mine to a new server 3 days before it's due to go live (on Monday)... Then took the week off work (until Tuesday).
Didn't inform me, or give me access to the new server so now i have to spend all weekend ripping the content and building an entirely new site to email to his intern by Monday morning in the hope that they read their emails and can upload it :-|
- Hack it lolgrafician
- I have dealt with 2 of the worst IT people I have encountered in last couple of weeks. Ultimate jobsworth bellends.fadein11
- MONDAY UPDATE: The intern sorted it and it's not even 9am! now I want an intern.kingsteven
- i_monk10
Which turd thought the Colour Theme tool should be the menu default over Eyedropper:
- yeah this shit bugs me - need to change it every single time...pedromendez
- damn annoying. isn't colour themes another CC library thing? fuck Adobe to mars, but in the meantime, here's my moneyMrT
- it was probably deathboy.face_melter
- Man u really like taste of me on your keyboard tongue. So gay!********
- I dunno, THAT was pretty gay.
Shit. I read and responded to a DB post.
Bad Nairn.Nairn - nah, deathy, I just think you're a cunt and never get tired of saying so.face_melter
- fuck color themes anyway, everyone uses a handful of brand colors anywaymonospaced
- Is that a PC you are using? Why does it still look like the version I had in 1997?Hayzilla
- It's from Google images. Like I'm going to bother screen grabbing and cropping it myself.i_monk
- Nairn7
Gotta love designers wanting to use 'recycled' or 'reclaimed' goods, but wanting to use 'spares' or 'off-cuts' from other companies, in this case me.
Aye, like I stash away all those hundreds of pain in the arse bits of plastic and shit for you to use for free and then promote how worthy you are. Fuck off. If you want them, you're paying for them.
- hans_glib2
this fucking popup.
every.
time.
i.
go.
to.
youtube.
- sign in and it goes away forevermonospaced
- and then google can spy on me.
fuck that shit.hans_glib - lol WUT?moldero
- Google is spying on you without you logging in...the same with Facebook, Instagram, Gmail, etc...utopian
- Spying? All it’s doing is saving your videos and recommending stuff. Lol.monospaced
- Are you scared they will send your viewing history to your boss? Or maybe scared of relevant recommendations? Oh no!monospaced
- CyBrainX1
Google for killing Google Play Music in favor of the inferior YouTube Music which will only load about 30 albums or playlists at a time.
You've essentially killed off my music collection of about 40,000 songs unless you think the memory of my albums and artists is that great.
- spl33nidoru2
- My GodRamanisky2
- Old Gadgie's like "Three of my best friends died on the shores of Okinawa for this? I'm done. Get me outta here".Nairn
- Nuke the planet from space.PhanLo
- ah come one, kid had good intentions, just so happens he/she is a brainless cuntrzu-rzu
- Nairn5
That 'third' album in a successful music entity's career where they can afford an orchestra and then go to town with that shit.
- The only example of that I can think of is the Portishead live at Roseland album from ages ago but I like that one a lot.CyBrainX
- Metallica. Kings of Leon?monospaced
- I was thinking more 90s guitar-based bands, but was provoked specifically here by James Blake. Not third album, but same sentiment.Nairn
- Bennn5
*.webp
FFS
- whats the trick to download .webp images as .jpg ?Bennn
- There are some chrome extensions that turn it to a jpg when you right click it.PhanLo
- FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFSgrafician
- @bennn copy paste the link into Safary then drag and drop the image/gif on to your desktop in pure form, there's no other trick for nowgrafician
- Safari*grafician
- Oh there's an addon for Firefox and it work perfectly! THANK GOD THE PAIN IS GONEBennn
- Sounds like bennn is stealing someone else’s images. Why else would this matter?imbecile
- TLi_monk
