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- ali0
People who use leaf blowers on a Sunday morning um no actually people who use leaf blowers anytime - that noise is extremely annoying!
- cannonball19780
People who respond with "I'm not sure that I know that/if _______."
You fucking know what you know. Grow a spine and have an opinion.
- I'm not sure that i know if I agree with this. I mean you could be right, or you could be wrong. It's hard to say, currently.CanHasQBN
- *electrocutes head with taser*cannonball1978
- ********0
- animatedgif0
Vegetarians and other fussy eaters
- just because you eat meat doesn't mean you have to be a cuntscarabin
- it's just basic consideration. you're supposed to learn this shit as a childscarabin
- What you it is no one else's problem but your own. If anything it's inconsiderate to assume otherwise.cannonball1978
- *eat*cannonball1978
- in regard to my post, that food was ordered specifically for non meat eaters. the others were simply being cunts. it's not a problem, it was the fucking point of getting a veggie piescarabin
- problem, it was the fucking point of getting a veggie pie.scarabin
- it was not an assumptionscarabin
- Did you buy the food? No. Stop crying and bring your own dietarily disabled pie next time.cannonball1978
- {trollface}cannonball1978
- who's crying? i'm punchingscarabin
- Next time get pies with fetuses on (from the abortion clinic), all except one, and eat that. Fuck them and their whiny needs,eh?mikotondria3
- I prefer hawaiian fetus pizza (with pineapple). I'll have one of this and a slice of the broccoli too! Yay variety!cannonball1978
- i'm actually an ovo-lacto-fetus vegetarian, so it's all goodscarabin
- >:)scarabin
- Oh, so you get the first piece of fetus pie now? Fuck off.cannonball1978
- (lol)cannonball1978
- nah, i'm a decent human being. i'll sharescarabin
- touched a nerve...********
- cannonball19780
The old Korean and Cantonese speakers that gather across the street every Friday for food distribution who have to scream the language for some reason.
- Maaku0
The new project manager. Everytime you come to my desk saying "Heeeeyyy" from the other side of the office!!!!!! BAAAM!$%@$@%!$%!!@
- duckseason0
The cop who just gave me a ticket while riding my bike to work and then tries to talk to me about how he's a biker.
- what was the ticket for?Amicus
- Riding the wrong way down a one way st. I know I'm in the wrong but it annoys me that he tries to sympathize after writing the ticket...duckseason
- ...the ticket.duckseason
- Oh, and for not having a horn or a bell - he tacked that on.duckseason
- the bell fine is pretty strict. and really, bikes can't ride opposite to a oneway street? can over here.pizzafire
- section_0140
People who pay for shit with a check. Seriously, a fucking check?! It's 2012 you moron, get a check card already.
- My cleaning lady doesn't have a swipe terminal.waterhouse
- Well, for check cards at least.waterhouse
- Yeah big punch for those stallersali
- ********0
Did anyone say "guys that always fall in love with their friend's girlfriend"?
punches.
- ********0
Also the fucking laptop setting the brightness too low automatically.
Not noticing, and going dang blind.Dang that.
- I'm not sure you understand how this thread works. I wish you would just leave.monospaced
- futuremongolian0
I second the punches for vegetarians.
Recently traveled with one - never.fucking.again.
- "let's waste another entire day looking for a vegetarian restaurant" X every fucking dayfuturemongolian
- annoying. tell them to eat grass.CanHasQBN
- lolmoldero
- hahasea_sea
- Most steak houses have bread rolls... jus' sayinganimatedgif
- sea_sea0
guys that are into guilt trips, whining and worst of all, are mommas boys. blah.
*double punch that whiny little face.
- not the 'new' guy?goldieboy
- I sure hope this isn't the new guymonospaced
- probably the old guymonospaced
- totally the old guy! still venting. lolsea_sea
- loool0
know it all guys...doesn't matter if their life is a disaster, but they always know how to run the state, family, system, company...you name it
- futuremongolian0
Guys who lie about getting laid. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'd be more impressed if you reveled in not getting laid.
- sea_sea0
co workers that say, "i know, i know".
if you "know" mothafkr... then why aren't you doing it right?!- my dad used to bust my balls for saying "I know" instead of "yes dad" as a kidmoldero
- yeah, same here, but add a roll of the eyes, ooh my mom loved to back hand that shit.sea_sea
- lolmoldero
- hahahahaha @seasealoool
- My daughter says that. I tell her I wasn't asking her if she knew, I was telling her to do it - this isn't a conversation - do it!mikotondria3
- sea_sea0
and for the gawdam IRS, yes i said it.. FUCK the IRS.
- fuck you, pay memonospaced
- why?! you're gonna fuck me over anyway!sea_sea
- fuck you, pay your taxes.CanHasQBN
- fuck you, i do.sea_sea
- mg330
People who post on message boards or say in real life "he's my boy" referring to some celebrity or well know person that they don't even fucking know.
Like this I just saw on an MMA message board: "Pullin for my boy Tito [Ortiz] !"
He's not your "boy," you've never met him, you never will.