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- mg330
- i_monk0
People who, on the subway, don't get up until the doors have opened at their stop. Get the fuck up! You know it's your stop! People are already getting on and here you are pushing through. Elbow to the neck for you.
- actually, this is preferred as it prevents unnecessary shuffling on a moving trainmonospaced
- Actually it isn't because it means the train has to sit there longer. People should be at the door, ready to get off.i_monk
- actually why even take a "train" when you can take an suv by yourself?prophetone
- I think it depends on the train and city.monospaced
- mg330
People who, on the subway, get up right after the train pulls out of the previous stop because they're getting off at the next stop. All in a panic like they're not going to get out when the door is like six feet away. So irritating, and people who ride the train daily and who know how the whole process works still do this. Jackasses!
- hans_glib0
people who get on the underground or into shops with backpacks forgetting they have a backpack and then turn round shoving their backpack into you. FFS take it off when you get indoors you wankstains! knee to the groin seems about right...
- YES FUCKING BACKPACKS!
Anyone who owns them is a cunt by defaultanimatedgif
- YES FUCKING BACKPACKS!
- mydo0
TFL
- scarabin0
sites with that auto-scroll-page-load thing. like facebook.
it's a fucking pain in the ass when i'm trying to read something and it shoots me to the top of the page over and over
- funkage0
People I don't know who address me as 'bro'.
- meffid0
Rihanna. Sexiest of 2011?
Fuck up.
Several punches for all involved with that.
- meffid0
The cock-nosher who ruined the season finale of Breaking Bad on QBN.
- oilpan0
people who wait on green to turn right.
- mg330
Anyone who wants to release a tape or a 7" record of their band. It is almost 2012: nobody has that crap anymore.
- Sandin’ Yr VaginaORAZAL
- http://thewiremagazi…ORAZAL
- I dunno, I like buying 7"s.Eighty
- prophetone0
the wobbling wonky horrific preloading graphic for CNN's videos...
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video…
and for the video itself...
- who?monospaced
- look at the red LOADING circle, it's an abomination!prophetone
- scarabin0
people asking me for "outside of the box" ideas. like i'm gonna fucking come back with boring, stupid ideas.
so goddamned insulting.
- all it translates to is "i'm not intelligent enough to know or express any actual direction, but win me a key art award, slave"scarabin
- but what they really want is the same movie poster style from "the Firm"spendogg
- haha. yesscarabin
- So I have this romcom coming up. I'd like you to produce an 'out-of-the-box' idea...orrinward
- Possibly involving a white background with black and red text, possibly Gotham, with the male character looking longingly at the female, and the female looking out of the poster in humorous disgust.orrinward
- at the female, and the female looking out of the poster in humorous disgust.orrinward
- Maybe do something wild like have one word bold and the other not, or one in small caps?orrinward
- ..It's really your concept, just go crazy with it.orrinward
- You did think outside the box using black instead of redanimatedgif
- i_monk0
People who use 'gay' to mean anything but homosexual or olde tyme happy.
- olde tyme happy is Goode tyme happy.Continuity
- See post above, then take it "offline".stoplying
- CyBrainX0
People using finger quotes, but making a face as if they're thinking: Finger quotes are gay, I'm making this face to criticize them as gay even though I'm using them.
No, take your punches.
- Continuity0
- Call centre operators who automatically start addressing me by my first name, without even asking if I would mind if they do (which I do);
- Shop clerks who get all surprised, then snarky and insistent when I firmly decline giving my personal details when I buy something ('We need it for ... uh ... warranty purposes.' 'No, you don't.')
- +2monospaced
- I've found that the subtlety of "bitch, did you not hear me?" clears this up pretty quickly.mg33