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- Ramanisky20
People who park their cars in flat lots like this
- nope - punches for the idiot who thought it'd be a good idea to shorten the length of the parking bay with a planterhans_glib
- haha, you have a point but I see a lot of cars parked like this in regular parking spots.Ramanisky2
- Parked like what? Perfectly in their spot behind the line as expected? Punches for anyone who has a problem with this.monospaced
- I think the point is he parked too far to the left but it's hard to tell in this photo.CyBrainX
- Far left, I knew it!MrT
- Hard to say without context. Some spots are just that small.monospaced
- Ramanisky212
- If that happen to me, i'll punch him/her/they/ze/them...ApeRobot
- ^ Straight up Tyson uppercut.Ramanisky2
- If you punch, you'll get in trouble. It's theft, call the police. The little shit has it on video. His parents will take his phone away for a week...rzu-rzu
- ... so the little shit will kill himself. Win.rzu-rzu
- ^
thisApeRobot - I hate these prepubesent morons. I would have thrown the rest of it at him, and if the cops show up "It was just a prank".garbage
- starts and ends with the parents. you kinda have to wonder what sort of bullshit is going on at home... at least I wonder...exador1
- I've got 2 kids... basically grown at this point... 21 and 18... and they NEVER did this kind of shit... would never have occurred to them ...exador1
- but if you aren't paying attention to what they're up to, and gave them access to social media as little kids... this sort of thing is what you get i think...exador1
- As much as you'd like to smack the kid, I think I'd be more in favour of smacking their parents ;)exador1
- @ram - squint your eyes, pretend it's a black kid and you won't be as outraged.hotroddy
- ^ typical right wing, passive aggressive bigotry again.CyBrainX
- I feel you, but at the same time we did dumb shit when we were that age...Salarrue
- Everybody is way too comfortable with doing shit like that and not expect to be punched in the face. Keep it up. See what happens.jagara
- +1 Salarue. I was a bit of a shit at times.
The social media aspect's a bit too toxic thoNairn - Nuke from orbitOBBTKN
- What is it with hardcore bigots and trying to make it out like liberals only focus on white people doing bad shit?monospaced
- Worship the children!kaiyohtee
- Kids suck and shouldn't have the internet. #thereisaiditgarbage
- Fax_Benson2
Middle-aged-man-breath.
I don't THINK I suffer from it. At least on the regular. But I keep getting stuck next to it. In it. That warm, stale headache inducing odour. Produced by men with untrimmed nose hair who sigh passive-aggressivly through their mouths on trains and in other confined spaces.
- Reminds of cigars, cheap plastic car interiors, next-day beer spill, vague remnants of sick clean-up. Wife over compensates with bad perfume.Fax_Benson
- Well now I'm erect. Thanks?Nairn
- I came three times reading this********
- Old dudes don't give a fuck about oral hygiene, plus they usually drink and slowly rot from the inside********
- I think it’s meat stuck between the teeth overnight smell. Floss for fucks sake.monospaced
- Can't floss if all your teeth are calcified into single masses.Nairn
- Damn, that’s a real thing. Yikes. Haha.monospaced
- Signs you’re getting oldthumb_screws
- you carry his essence...keewee
- slow decay of lifePhanLo
- you sound like my girlfriend.milfhunter
- maquito5
Linkedin bullshit:
“When personal assumptions become invalidated design decisions, business and user experience are in decay.”
Fuck your business and your UX dogs. Imma let you know what this fucking <em>design</em> y’all talking is all bout, bitch.
- Yas!OBBTKN
- LinkedIn is a fucking shit sandwich of entitled cunts with a breathtaking sense of their own fucking importance. Fuck, I hate it.Continuity
- "I'm honoured and humbled to have been chosen as a jury member for this years Lions".
No, you're not humbled. You're a bragging cunt.Continuity - lolmaquito
- https://media.tenor.…neverscared
- maquito0
Following Fax_Benson’s... I clip hairs that come out of my ears when I get to see them. Yup, I assume they have to grow long enough to appear in the mirror.
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
I have to bust them out twice a week, now.Continuity - Following Fax... I felt like he described half the professors at college... (writing one handed, the other hand sticking a small propeller in nostril)canoe
- I’m discovered one rogue hair a few weeks back that was growing out of my ear lobe ... had to be at least quarter of an inch long.Ramanisky2
- I pluck them.monospaced
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
- canoe15
Can't we have an IQ test for members?
This uber idiot thinks people are communists based on the websites they visit.
So I guess when I visit FOX News to get some perspective, that makes me an ignoramus snowflake that never traveled outside my zip code, but somehow leeched a worldly understanding of cultural dynamics and history from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson.
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
Everybody gets punched in the face FIRST then has to take an IQ test...
... I'll go first!!!PonyBoy - lol, first he wanted me banned. now this. You really are showing your true colorshotroddy
- fox news is as much of a 'fascist' website as cnn or msnbc are communists websites.hotroddy
- You are a danger to you and your country
https://znetwork.org…hotroddy - sorry I thought you were accusing me of visiting Fox news. YOu can get enough perspective by reading history not by idealized Marxist interpretationshotroddy
- Hot Knobby is QBN's very own village idiot, who still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism, socialism and communism.utopian
- Canoe, please don't take the KnobGobbler personally or seriously. The poor old man was dropped on head several times as a child on purpose, he knows no better.utopian
- I don't think Canoe needs any consolation but That's rich coming from a guy who can't write a proper sentence with a predicate and a subject in his biohotroddy
- I promise to take an IQ test if utopian goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E I░N░ B░I░Ohotroddy
- Or a maturity testcanoe
- Nothing says I'm not a communist like wanting to get rid of people.palimpsest
- question, is that the website where you got the term 'institutionalized slavery'?hotroddy
- Someone punch me already!PonyBoy
- I've got ya, Pony.Continuity
- https://i.ibb.co/yWK…neverscared
- neverscared, it's like the trump plaza in there. it's be an upgrade for youhotroddy
- utopian, more like Hot Knobby still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism and capitalizationimbecile
- let's not talk economics in a design forum where Utopian can chime in with his GED degreehotroddy
- ░W░O░K░E░W░A░R░R░I ░O░ R░utopian
- @canoe if you can cite a form of slavery that ISN'T institutional then you pass my IQ test.hotroddy
- ffs *thanhotroddy
- you were right the first time derp derpmonospaced
- I promise to take an IQ test if Knobby goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E░I... B░I░Outopian
- ░D░E░R░P░D░E░R░P░utopian
- I think the main thing everyone has overlooked is that hotrod is into peggingimbecile
- Fine, I'm wrong Mono. I can admit it.hotroddy
- has qbn ever not had at least one moron stirring shit here? after all these decades its getting boringinteliboy
- 1. Who is the one stirring shit in this case?
2. The shit pheromones get shit poppin'.palimpsest - For a better tomorrowcanoe
- ^ lol, For those craving a real-life MAD MAX experience,hotroddy
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
- Ramanisky21
Carpenter Bees ...
These Agro little FOCKOS are so annoying this time of year where I live.
- https://www.sideshow…maquito
- Oh man, love the Carpenter Bee! It's the least threatening of all the bees!garbage
- The ones around here are little cuntsRamanisky2
- Ages ago, I had an apt that was a.. mildly infamous party pad. As in house shows and plenty of me going "Who the fuck are you?"garbage
- It was an old slave's quarters in the back of a house, had a shit porch with a tin roof, .2x4 uprights, and a ton of the ol' carpenter bees.garbage
- When they're really drilling, they just honk out the dust. It was a pleasure to watch them snow on uninvited guests.garbage
- The males also have no sting, so the only thing they're hurting is the landlord that you hate.garbage
- Haha but ... What if I’m the landlord?Ramanisky2
- Counterpoint: Your landlord is/was so shit that he's a household name. He'd come by at 6am claiming rent wasn't paid. It always was, for me..garbage
- ..but he apparently scared a bunch of dumb college kids into paying rent twice. He would make his rounds and start banging on doors at the ass-crack of dawn.garbage
- He tried to pull that shit on me, and I answered the door only wearing a pair of American Apparel Baby Rib Briefs. Scared the hell out of him lol.garbage
- "Yeah Fred, let me throw something on and we can go to the bank and prove that you've already cashed my check". Never fucked with me again.garbage
- bainbridge0
These apartment buildings popping up everywhere
- utopian-1
Donkey Punches and BIG Fuck You to YouTube for turning a blind eye to the endless parade of scammers and spammers exploiting the platform with their fake promises, get-rich-quick schemes, and clickbait galore.
- ahahah your youtube profile is so fucked up :D:D:Dsted
- That’s like whining about ads at the back of a shitty magazine.monospaced
- +after subscribing to all the shitty magazines.sted
- Ha Ha!
- Nelson Muntzpalimpsest - Who are all these people?bainbridge
- Utopian's influencers.palimpsest
- utopian's post-GED educationhotroddy
- OBBTKN7
LMAO
- lol you saw that on LinkedIn, too, right? That was me making the 'exposure dollars' joke in the comments. :DContinuity
- ^ YesOBBTKN
- My emotional salary begins with some assurance I won't be laid off. Wish me luck.CyBrainX
- Waste of time. Just give me more actual money and I’ll raise my emotions on my own thank you very much.monospaced
- PIZZA PARTY!!!prophetone
- Is emotional salary worth more than exposure dollars?err
- It’s worth nothing if you need it from a fucking employer.monospaced
- i_monk0
"try and"
It's TRY TO. You TRY TO do something.
- I'll try and remember that.Continuity
- I’ll try to remember thatRamanisky2
- if you don't succeed try to try again. got it._niko
- Try not.skinny_puppy
- I won't try and you can count on it.palimpsest
- try and try and try to tryKrassy
- Try and make menb
- try and understand "try and" is informal and suited for casual useimbecile
- try me a riverface_melter
- jagara2
- You and your small dick and your... pussy wet... err... and you're killing animals... and it feels goooodjagara
- blood on your face aarghjagara
- great now I feel like a kebab too_niko
- lol nikoNairn
- actually looks more like a souvlaki with all its pork gloriousness_niko
- People behaving this way makes me want to oppose and ridicule them, no matter how justified their case.jagara
- yup, pork souvlaki for sure :) gonna grill some up tonight, maybeGnash
- Can't we all just get along?ideaist
- I a woman calls your dick small, call their pussy big, s'a good trickjagara
- I always order a double burger to offset a vegan. Saw that meme and it made me laugh.monospaced
- you mad bro?dbloc
- mehpango
- punches for who? the herbivore or carnivore?milfhunter
- punches for everyone. start a brawl then it's a party!pango
- Stupid post is stupid. Kebab eater didn’t create the kebab. Jaguars supports life sentences for personal drug use. Idiotimbecile
- @imbecile huh?jagara
- HAL90014
Ask two simple questions in an email
Receive answer to only one of them!!!
I even made bullets points to highlight the two questions because I know 3 time out of 5, people only see one... WHY???
- YakuZoku6
- Flouriderputopian
- fucking cunts. drown them allNBQ00
- hang these kidsmilfhunter
- Folks still don't understand their connection to the earth and water and it's dumbfounding.ideaist
- pay your trash bill and let multiple layers of obfuscation allow your trash to end up in the ocean like the rest of us!imbecile
- mg331
my Magic Mouse.
I never veer as close to violence as I do when this thing starts getting laggy. And it's not the mouse. It's Sonoma, and I've seen several people post about it in Apple support and on Reddit.
I'll moving across screen(s) and it just lags and the movement gets sticky on screen. It's making me insane. I already had two I've had for years and thought maybe they were going bad. Bought a new one and it was good for about a month, now it's doing this laggy crap again. It's so frustrating. Previously it was likely because of screen refresh rates being inconsistent between my two monitors, because a Mac mini M1 can't output at 60Hz through both HDMI output and Display Port. So I rearranged all that and get 60Hz in both monitors now, and still this problem persists.
- stoplying-5
Anyone who says y'all that isn't a bona fide southerner
- Y'all trippinduckseason
- stoplying y'allcapn_ron
- As a bona fide, y'all good.garbage
- I work with a lot of people in Atlanta. "All y'all" is quite common. Bona fide or not, that's just illiterate.CyBrainX
- It's ignorant to assume that somebody who says "y'all" is illiterate. Wittgenstein termed such language as "familienahnlichkeit... essentially a family language.garbage
- Regional patois get a roasting, and especially a southern one. I have a heavy southern accent and when I leave it on I might as well be speaking..garbage
- ..a different language. But I can turn it off when need be, specifically for that bias. I say y'all because I've always said y'all.garbage
- I don't think those people are illiterate. I think the phrase "all y'all" is illiterate word salad.CyBrainX
- Eh, your take on the phrase predisposes you to an understandable false sense of etymological superiority.garbage
- (I spent years studying literature and regional linguistics, let me have my fun)garbage
- @ garbage, re: 'I have a heavy southern accent'
Huh. TIL. I would not have imagined this with you _at all_!Continuity - I'm not claiming any etymological superiority. I grew up in NY. The local accent is terrible. If people want to call out my bad phrases and mispronunciations...CyBrainX
- Then, I'm open to fixing myself.CyBrainX
- lol I wasn't taking offense. Born and bred in Birmingham. Just not every southerner is illiterate, only most of them.garbage
- I've been told that I have the most southern accent ever, and also get "wait, you're from the south?"garbage
- Ramanisky20
Purchased the basic plan with FUBO last month ($74.98) .. I get my news, my local channels, Atlanta Braves baseball, some cheesy reality shows.
Perfect.
Of course the first thing I noticed was there’s hidden local sports fee of $20 yeah so now my bill is $94.98 monthly. Ok I can deal with that .. I love my Braves baseball.
Then just days ago on May 1st these motherfuckers who have been in a legal battle with Warner Bros (unbeknownst to the us the customers) got rid of 20 channels HGTV, Discovery, TLC etc. ... but still took my money ($94.98)
ughhhh FUCK U FUBO !!!!!
End of this month we part ways & this short lived summer romance is over.
- cough cough
c r a c k s t r e a m s
cough coughgarbage - W O U L D
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C O N S I D E Rutopian - ^ it was between DirecTV Stream or FUBO ... the only 2 that carry Bally Sports channels for local teams. FUBO is about $20 cheaper.Ramanisky2
- $95 per month? Even if it's supposed to be $75. That's a shit ton of money for one station. Is this normal for sports channels?CyBrainX
- ^ around 180 channels
Comedy Central, ABC, msnbc etc
these are the ones I normally watch but the rest are like those channels you can get for free on PlutoTVRamanisky2 - But as of today it’s more like 160 channels since 20 were removed 2 days ago.Ramanisky2
- Everything you watch is already on basic streaming, and msnbc isn’t worth watching at all.monospaced
- A normal cox plan with sports packages could reach $250 monthly. Dumb fucks.imbecile
- Fubar?tank02
- ^flol, they were so close.garbage
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