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- aanderton0
People who don't indicate when coming off islands, causing me to stop and wait for no reason.
- islands?monospaced
- RoundaboutsContinuity
- He's a brummie... Forgive him!goldieboy
- sorry lads, roundabouts.aanderton
- Brummie?monospaced
- Someone from Birmingham.Continuity
- A person from Birmingham, like megoldieboy
- Got it. I just Googled it and I'm still kinda laughing.monospaced
- Just think Ozzy Osbournegoldieboy
- Absolutely fascinating. There are so many accents in the US and each has its own associations. I love sociology.monospaced
- anyway, +1 aanderton, I hate it when people don't signal correctly eithermonospaced
- Brummie accent is 'sound mate'goldieboy
- Haha goldie, it's worrying how much I say that.aanderton
- Haha. I miss my brum mates... Sound bunch! Where in brum are you from? I'm Kings Heath/ Mosely border, well, my folks aregoldieboy
- Sheldon mate, just inside the border of Solihull. Near the airport.aanderton
- You'd hate Manhattan. It's an island and no one signals either.dopepope
- Continuity0
The tribe of ill-bred, ill-mannered miniature knuckle-dragging cretins upstairs who thump about _all day long starting at 6.45 and wake me up_, like a satanic herd of undead woolly mammoths.
- Lol. That sucks dude. Noisy neighbours in general. Btw, why the _'s?SunSunSun
- Emphasis.Continuity
- monospaced0
Anyone who speaks for God. I'm an athiest, but this should piss off believers even more.
- Oh for the love of god mono! :Dgoldieboy
- Although I agree with you Mono, smug atheism is as annoying as any extreme religious belief. See Dawkins & Gervais for details.Eighty
- Gervais for details.Eighty
- I've read some Dawkins and I agree with you. I try hard to even talk about it, lest I come off as smugmonospaced
- try hard *not to talk about itmonospaced
- Fuck that, they can be as smug as they like, those 2. They're infinitely preferable to even the unsmuggest relgious person who knocks your door.mikotondria3
- who knocks your door or hands you a pamphlet. Religion is the absolute beginning and zenith of complete smuggery.mikotondria3
- goldieboy0
Cyclists who haven't got a friggin' clue!
- Motorists who don't use their mirrosemphor
- yup, bothgoldieboy
- Cyclists who pull up on your right and you're signaling right and about to turn right (stateside).soundsinsilence
- Continuity0
Also, this, on the subject of 'could care less'.
- FYI, David Mitchell = legendContinuity
- Yep.mikotondria3
- He should be in "The New Monty Python."
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- monospaced0
People who try to board a train before passengers even step out.
- mg330
For that matter, pretty much anyone who posts their stupid irrelevant opinion on some topic to YouTube and expecting that anyone gives a crap.
- ********0
Anyone involved in the production of Progressive Insurance television advertisements.
- mg330
Also, girls who dress all sexy and get offended when you stare at their ass or chest with a look on your face that says "gimme all of that." Seriously, what did you expect?!?!
- like reading the words "juicy" across a nice ass, which happened to me todaymonospaced
- More like business girls. Low cut shirts, across conference table. Dont be so offended that I'm staring: u know what you wore today!mg33
- Wore today!mg33
- so fucking true...monospaced
- tOki0
Fat people who walk slowly and block foot paths, stairs, elevator doors and other transit areas.
- and breathe heavily in lifts/elevatorsgoldieboy
- <scarabin
- so... fat people?monospaced
- LOLali
- ********0
People that stare at my nuts when I wear nothing but a thong at a business meeting.
- aanderton0
People who stroll into the office at the start of the day stinking of sweat.
- cannonball19780
People who smack their lips when eating.
- ********0
bot flies, worms.
- mg330
Dude, some clients I see twice a week at a law firm eat apples during the meeting. No slicing them - just biting right into them. 38 floors above Chicago, around a table with about 8-10 of us, just crunching those damn things.
- mg330
Also one of my biggest peaves: ANYONE who refers to a celebrity by first or last name when they never met them. That makes my skin crawl to hear people do that. "Man Thom [Yorke] was awesome in that solo show," or "[Anthony] Bourdain ate some rotten goat meat on the show."
I hate that. I hate it so much. If you dont know someone, it's first name and last name, always.
- mg330
And while this is not pretentious by any means, I've had it with major websites not proofreading content before it is published. Nobody bothers anymore. Check this from CNN:
"The San Francisco Giants fans beaten into a coma this year after a Los Angeles Dodgers game has improved enough that he was transferred from a hospital..."
Really?