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- i_monk0
Anyone who says "warrior" instead of "soldier".
- Continuity2
The cunt on LinkedIn who lists his job title as 'Chief Awesome Officer'.
- ********0
Anyone who names their child archie or alfie
- What about Arthur or Alfred?CyBrainX
- They're ok. I think you have to live in England to understand my point********
- It's the equivalent of having 'pixel' in your design company name********
- pixelpushers.com "we tell digital stories" is this ok?yurimon
- lol. i didnt see it was a real site. lol ment as company name.yurimon
- Is Gary or Frank or Zeus any better?********
- You'll shoot your eye outmoldero
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Skrillex haircuts.
- ********1
Flight attendants still having to demonstrate the seat belt.
- ********0
Olive Garden and people who go there.
- i_monk-1
The CRA website for defining "RRSP deduction" as "The amount you indicate on line 208 when you file your income tax and benefit return."
So helpful.
- i_monk-1
Myself, for trying to do my taxes online.
- MrT0
Melbourne lawyer for taking legal action against a department store, of which he's a shareholder, for not making a profit. Prick.
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- utopian1
10 Corporate Tax Dodgers You Should Know About
Recently Bill spoke with Nobel prize-winning economist Joseph E. Stiglitz, who argues that we must reform the tax code and stop subsidizing tax dodgers. A recent report by Americans for Tax Fairness suggests that corporate taxes are near a 60-year low — and that’s partially because corporations have become adept at not paying their share.
Bank of America
runs its business through more than 300 offshore tax-haven subsidiaries. It reported $17.2 billion in accumulated offshore profits in 2012. It would owe $4.3 billion in US taxes if these funds were brought back to the US.Citigroup
had $42.6 billion in foreign profits parked offshore in 2012 on which it paid no US taxes. It reported that it would owe $11.5 billion if it brings these funds back to the US. A significant chunk is being held in tax-haven countries.ExxonMobil
had a three-year federal income tax rate of just 15 percent. This gave the company a tax subsidy worth $6.2 billion from 2010-2012. It had $43 billion in offshore profits at the end of 2012, on which it paid no US taxes.FedEx
made $6 billion over the last three years and didn’t pay a dime in federal income taxes, in part because the tax code subsidized its purchase of new planes. This gave FedEx a huge tax subsidy worth $2.1 billion.General Electric
received a tax subsidy of nearly $29 billion over the last 11 years. While dodging paying its fair share of federal income taxes, GE pocketed $21.8 billion in taxpayer-funded contracts from Uncle Sam between 2006 and 2012.Honeywell
had profits of $5 billion from 2009 to 2012. Yet it paid only $50 million in federal income taxes for the period. Its tax rate was just 1 percent over the last four years. This gave it a huge tax subsidy worth $1.7 billion.Merck
had profits of $13.6 billion and paid $2.5 billion in federal income taxes from 2009 to 2012. While dodging its fair share of federal income taxes, it pocketed $8.7 billion in taxpayer-funded contracts from Uncle Sam between 2006 and 2012.Microsoft
saved $4.5 billion in federal income taxes from 2009 to 2011 by transferring profits to a subsidiary in the tax haven of Puerto Rico. It had $60.8 billion in profits stashed offshore in 2012 on which it paid no US taxes.Pfizer
paid no US income taxes from 2010 to 2012 while earning $43 billion worldwide. It did this in part by performing accounting acrobatics to shift its US profits offshore. It received $2.2 billion in federal tax refunds.Verizon
made $19.3 billion in US pretax profits from 2008 to 2012, yet didn’t pay any federal income taxes during the period. Instead, it got $535 million in tax rebates. Verizon’s effective federal income tax rate was negative 2.8 percent from 2008 to 2012.- When a subsidy is offered by the government I would hardly call that a corporate tax dodger.Hayoth
- Does anyone really benefit from this? Does it boost the stock? What's the point?********
- Welcome to CapitalismBen99
- lol yup, and Greece is the biggest threat to the world economy lolololol http://www.mirror.co…_niko
- cannonball19780
Shitheads who say when they are "bullish" on something pertaining to design. It's not the stock market fucknuts.
- cbass993
pinkfloyd's vagina
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'contact' in the menu that opens up a mailto link
- stoplying0
People who use the term "solutioning".
- as in "no way bro, her vagina needs solutioning first" ?********
- problem is in the solutioning cycle.yurimon
- IS our solutioning actionable at this juncture? lets extract tacit knowledge and find the magic bullet next meeting on monday 9am. for now, itson the backburneryurimon
- http://www.youtube.c…moldero
- http://www.youtube.c…moldero
- as in "no way bro, her vagina needs solutioning first" ?
- i_monk0
The UI changes in the new version of Acrobat.
- ********3
The guy who gave me a speech about The United States of America and refused when I asked him to please step out of line (for food) to smoke his cigarette.
I offered to hold his spot.
I wonder if his rationale allows me to punch him?
- IRNlun61
Myself for taking this site, and life in general too seriously.
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Clients who write emails like robots with no sense of humor or personality.
- Do you want smiley faces and jokes? You sound needy. Maybe they're busy and don't have time to put flair into their emails.iCanHazQBN
