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- bainbridge5
People who think adults should only do "adult" things.
Life's short. Be nice and have fun.
- fight! fight! fight!Hayoth
- Exactly. Go out and have funny quit being so fucking bitter.pango
- Have funny.... O why not.pango
- So you're saying we should all shit in our pants and cry when we don't get our own way. I'm game.********
- Fuck that. If you're an adult...act like it!BusterBoy
- Or not...BusterBoy
- I guess my ironic post went straight through to the keeper. Oh well...BusterBoy
- Something something jizzy poopoo head na na na boo boo********
- yolosureshot
- BusterBoy-3
- I won't. What the fuck is that shit?
Retards.******** - Look at me I'm a dog I sniff strangers arseholes and sniff freshly laid shits and eat rancid meat and smell like an old damp sock********
- and follow my master around like a fly to shit and will suck his cock in an instant if he rubs jam on it********
- fucking look at me********
- Set's into this, I can tell.Continuity
- I'm not going to say I don't have hard on********
- I won't. What the fuck is that shit?
- mekk0
People who hang pictures of NYC Skylines or red London buses in their flat. Printed on aluminium surrounded by American Highway signs.
mmmmmeh.
JK, do what you like. But not those.
- In selective colour, too. B/W, ecept for that yellow cab or red bus.Continuity
- *exceptContinuity
- lol********
- https://images-na.ss…mekk
- ^ kill it with fire.Continuity
- you got wasted and woke up naked in a three hot chicks flat share and see this, what do you do?mekk
- You, sir, aren't playing fair. At all.Continuity
- god now I have this fucking picture all over amazonmekk
- bainbridge-4
Complainers.
They're such downers and don't realize they're miserable people.
- You must loooooove this thread!Continuity
- Complains about complainers********
- Dude, you just put yourself in an infinite loop of self punches and there is no way outmekk
- He's fucked now isn't he********
- Continuity2
That fucking twenty one pilots song.
Fuck me, every time I hear it (which seems to be at least twice a day), it makes me want to murder someone.
- Nathan_Adams-5
- http://i.imgur.com/q…moldero
- it's often used for mobile - was it not in a media query?fadein11
- I see it on desktop sites all the time. Use a wacom so no scroll wheel or practical equivalent.Nathan_Adams
- No reason to do it even for mobile. No mobile browser renders scrollbars regardless (other than a transparent overlay during scrolling)Nathan_Adams
- yes there is - but forgotten what it is used for - it is a fix for something regardless of whether scrollbars are rendered - but cannot remember what hafadein11
- face_melter2
Companies that make you enter an email address for a 14-day trial key for their software/plugin.
- sea_sea4
instagram... they had to go and screw with it.
anyone else dislike that new feature?
sure, i'm looking forward to some creative use of it, but so far all i see is a bunch of shaky cam and photo collages with words that quite frankly are annoying af. :p- I agree bro.Hayoth
- trying so hard to be snapchatKrassy
- Luke Austin-Paglialonga is a photographer with a series of instagram stories with the topic "love" me that is hilarioussr_rosa
- Like "I'm playing with my dog, love me!" or "I'm looking at the camera and moving my head in several angles for no reason, love me!"sr_rosa
- https://www.instagra…sr_rosa
- yupmoldero
- bezoar0
Olympic athletes that wear excessive amounts of jewelry while competing. Let the atheliticism show their status instead of the four gold necklaces and diamond stud earrings. Wouldn't it hinder performance to some degree? I hope they fucking lose.
- mg330
People who dote on their spouse for performing absolutely menial, unimportant tasks as if they've done something of earth-shattering meaning or importance.
Example:
Someone I know posted a photo of their husband filling up gas in their car while she was driving. Then used three hashtags to praise him, basically saying he was a saint, a fairy, that she was blessed because he did this.Seriously??? Don't you find this just a bit emasculating? Men have done this thousands of millions of times for their wives; it's not a new concept and the world didn't stop because a guy got out of the car and pumped gas.
- who cares?********
- while she was driving?
#longAssHose
#fastAsFuck
#midRoadRefuelingmoldero - Ha, I knew someone was going to comment on that. LOL. They were pulled over at a gas station. She was "idling" I guess.mg33
- I feel like you wrote this, word-for-word, years ago. Am I crazy?monospaced
- tldr mofomaquito
- lol mono. He did write something similar and it still bugs him ;) we're officially on here too much.sea_sea
- #peopleBennn
- mg33 definitely has a problem with the way that women appreciate their men on social mediaimbecile
- I'm not disagreeing with utopian, btw.monospaced
- http://www.qbn.com/r…
!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MARRIED OR SOMETHING?********
- who cares?
- mg333
People who need to tag photos with #nofilter on social media. Trust me: nobody cares that you didn't use a filter, especially when it's a mediocre photo to start with.
- YupRamanisky2
- http://www.qbn.com/r…moldero
- #nofilter, the documentarymaquito
- photo snob.bklyndroobeki
- I have my punches ready for this one. #nofaceleftCyBrainX
- Ramanisky23
- yupmoldero
- who creates these and why?
Do people actually use these 'get more followers' websites?Ramanisky2 - Oh, yes, punches for these cunts.Continuity
- yeah its a plague. normally this is a chick with bikini pics.Bennn
- then you report them and insta sends you a "notification" that its been taken care of.HijoDMaite
- Continuity5
LinkedIn. Specifically, its users.
It's turned into a Facebook-style cess-pit of recycled 'inspirational'/'motivational' image posts, those stupid maths problems no-one needs to be able to solve in the real world in order to demonstrate any sort of intelligence, and pointless Instagram re-posts.
Cunt and cock punches for all of them.
- monoboy0
The earth shatteringly awful peanuts in shit eating cunts that use automated tele sales technology.
You know the ones, you pick up and hear a click. 5 seconds later a tape kicks in and you hear some scam bullshit about a new government boiler or window replacement scheme.
Press one for fuck you.
It always brings out my inner Liam Neeson.
Honestly, I get at least one a day. I'm on the telephone preference scheme and registered with every anti-spam call list you can think of. Still get them.
I want punches for these cunts.
- Ianbolton1
Women on dating website who want honest, trustworthy men because all men are bastards. Then fill their profile with almost naked photos stating they're 'fit as fook, amazing in bed, wanting some fun, can drink anyone under the table - has 5 kids and unemployed. What's the point in a whole feminist movement when women like this have no fucking idea about how the world works?
- yes punch those womenz!moldero
- you forgot the fact that the photos are from 11 years agoProjectile
- Fax_Benson-8
People who whistle. Why are you whistling? Who are you whistling to? What the fuck is so wrong with silence that you need chase it away with your inane, tuneless shrilling?
Sure sign of an empty head.
- I think it's the opposite of an empty head. People are scared stiff to be alone in silence with their thoughts for even a moment.********
- also:
passive-aggressive sighing
uncontextualized tuttingFax_Benson - Some people are musical. Jeezmonospaced
- tuneless whistling isn't musical. or necessary, or in any way acceptable.Fax_Benson
- ah, so you're really just not into whistling when there's no melodymonospaced
- https://www.youtube.…eryx
- ironically, I love to argue about whistling.Fax_Benson
- first pucker your lips, lower your jaw, and relax your throat. then blow me.sarahfailin
- Sour grapes. Fax_Benson tried, and cannot, whistle.PublicVoice
- I think it's the opposite of an empty head. People are scared stiff to be alone in silence with their thoughts for even a moment.
- Paps20155
This uploader has not made this video available in your country
- sarahfailin-1
- why?monospaced
- Myspace Tom?nb
- tell me that face isn't punchablesarahfailin
- well he did weasel his way to the top, but atleast he's doing some good nowmoldero
- ********1
- wtf. pitty da foo. saw another chick olympee-on with big mf diamonds in each ear and fn gaudy bridal set. i kinda hoped that it got caught in competitor's hairbezoar
- maybe he's wearing all that gold to distract from that giant sign on his chest that says "GAY"moldero
- I think it backs it up if anything********
- it worked moldero, i hadn't noticed until you said somethingimbecile