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- inteliboy1
"Superheroes Don’t Wear Ponytails, and Yes, It’s Sexist"
https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25…
ffs.
I'd post this though don't have an account to comment...
- wth are you thinking? an article about female super heros not having ponytails. and you want to respond with a photo of barbie with a ponytail. triggered much?kingsteven
- also he-man is from the fucking 70s or something? and i've never felt pressured in to having bangs or carrying a sword (but of course i do, always)kingsteven
- < This glittering vomit is merely an attempt to provoke outrage and blustering dick-in-hand debate between polarised fucknuts...Morning_star
- ...Perspective is valuable. Likes and clicks are not.Morning_star
- https://media.giphy.…Bluejam
- < from the comments of the article, "I didn’t have anything to be (fake) outraged at today, so thank you!"Gnash
- lol Gnash********
- Lol. HeMan had a ponytail in the 90s********
- Bluejam0
Joe Walsh. Fmr. Congressman. Nationally Syndicated Radio Host with Salem Radio Network. Complete cunt.
- Reading the comments is a real trip through alternate reality. Christ.Continuity
- He was our former Congressman; and so hated that fundraisers got Joe Walsh (Eagles) to come and play for free at a rally for his opponent's election.PublicVoice
- imbecile-4
the guy cropping my social media images before posting them to social media. i designed it, i have the aspect ratio correct, so hey, why don't you re-crop it so it renders like shit? sweet thanks.
#triggered
- detritus-2
Women, generally.
I AM NOT FUCKING PSYCHIC, YOU FUCKING IMBECILES.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF AND DON'T SIMPLY PRESUME I LIVE IN YOUR HEAD AND KNOW EVERY INFINITE ITERATION OF YOUR CONSIDERATION.
I've just wasted so much time with some prospective client who appears not to recognise that I can only answer based upon what she tells me.
I'm sorry, dealing with this must be infinitely more irritating than being mansplained-to, at least then each side knows what the fuck is going on.
Fucking hell. nnngh
- ps. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS.detritus
- My partner was going on about something this morning - an extrapolation of some tiny mote she mentioned in passing last night - and was irritated when I didn'tdetritus
- know what she was talking about "but the thing with the thing and the thing" she protested. "Yeah, the thing with your Dad, when you were 2k miles away from me!detritus
- ..which you only briefly alluded to and didn't povide any context when you did". Cue, scrunched face and loathingdetritus
- I must remind her at least once a week that I'm not actually fucking psychic, and best for all that I'm not.detritus
- 'oh but i'm a girl and the entire universe revolves exlcusively around me'.
I'm channeling robotron3k today.detritus - *breathes*
Ok, that's better.
It's out now.detritus - https://sassylilbisc…Bluejam
- relax man, many have embarked on this journey, most we haven't heard from again ;)renderedred
- I am literally now, 9 days later, finally doing this job. It really, really, really did not require this long to sort out.detritus
- imbeciles, really? talk about insensitiveimbecile
- sarahfailin2
calling it a "kentucky mule" when it's just whiskey and ginger ale in a regular glass. come on people!
- MrT0
Those job descriptions ... it's a big bowl of twat salad.
Sorry if any of you work there.- to be fair - they are selling 'tech-centric creative personalities' to media and such, no? But yes, awfulness abounds.detritus
- I'd quite like to see what they'd come up with for me - "drip-fed homunculus misanthrope" or somethingdetritus
- Nathan Barley is all I can think of...MrT
- Lol @ Techno PoetFax_Benson
- My propellor started at 'former gang member' and 'paper hacker'MrT
- ********0
- "i drive his ferari and i'm light skinned black" lolsarahfailin
- so weakinteliboy
- TheGreatGlorpo0
People that use the word schenanigans to describe a totally normal thing they are doing, to say that it is somehow inappropriate, risqué, daring, or whatever.
Ex, while I was browsing porn for a few hours in the middle of the night on Reddit recently someone had posted a photo in one of the gone wild groups of the girl giving her boyfriend a blowjob in their living room and the post title was like “Enjoying some schenanigans giving my boyfriend a blowjob.”
That is not “schenanigans.” They are in the comfort of their own home. It is just “giving a blowjob.” Now if she were laying under a church pew giving the boyfriend a blowjob during a baptism, THAT would be a schenanigans.
- Hey Farva, What the name of that place you like to eat?capn_ron
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- detritus0
Glitter. I hate the fucking stuff, it gets everywhere and is terrible for the environment.
Me, for not having a filter on my mouth when I spoke to a client the other week and suggested I could add glitter to a thing I was doing for her.
Not only did it take me fucking ages to find the right sort and quantity of glitter, now that I've added it on it looks shit and has ruined the [for once] well-sprayed gold paint I'd used prior.
And, of course, there's now glitter everywhere, including I now see - in my cup of tea.
*bangs head against table, deep-imprinting small gold glitter particles into forehead*
- lol, vintage det rantfadein11
- Gliter is the herpes of the art world... once you come in contact with it you will never get rid of it!fooler
- i hate glittersarahfailin
- detritus2
People who cancel meetings they're already five minutes late for.
- sted2
- Bluejam1
McCain Irrelevant, 'He's Dying Anyway,' White House Official Reportedly Says
https://www.npr.org/sections/the…
Welcome to the thread, Kelly Sadler.
- kona-1
The people who buy a salad and wait until they're back at their desk, surrounded by their coworkers, to shake the absolute fuck out of their salad making sure every drop of their non-fat dressing covers every square inch of their kale.
Fucking A people.
*vigorous shaking*
*more shaking*
*1 min of heavy shaking*
*shaking to one side*
*more shaking*
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Oh thank God that's over wi *increased shaking* MOTHERFUCKER- https://www.youtube.…fooler
- just listen to Joe Rogan podcasts where they could here it, lately its been all keto diet and shooting animals and the health benefits of a meat based dietGuyFawkes
- lol@fooler. Damn you!kona
- That is an amazingly dumb jingle, lol. "TOSS IT FOR ME FRESH ALL DAAAAY"garbage
- punches for kalehans_glib
- What is so wrong with having your salad tossed?utopian
- You're wound a little tight if that simple shit bothers youcanoe
- BusterBoy0
Dopes that complain incessantly about how "time poor" they are and their lives are just sooooo busy. Then spend hours each night watching Masterchef and other TV shit, while monitoring Facebook like their lives depend on it.
- pango0
Bagpipe.
The person who invented it and the band practicing outside my house at this moment.
- Lol, that sucksSunSunSun_
- It's a beautiful and emotional instrument you heartless SOB! (I joke Detritus I joke)canoe
- https://youtu.be/9E6…pango
- first they're filming Predator, now they're playing bagpipes? wtf neighborhood do you live in Pango??sarahfailin
- Lower middle class area of Vancouver.pango
- I think I might have revealed too much of my whereabout with predator photo already lolpango
- Uggh and now there's gonna be another movie shot infront of my house...pango
- Bluejam0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?tim…
Georgia GOP Gov. Candidate, Michael Williams.
Welcome to the thread.
- Bluejam0
Georgia GOP Gov. Candidate, Michael Williams.
Welcome to the thread (again). :-|- those closed captions tho.kingsteven
- it's gone!Bluejam
- https://i.imgur.com/…kingsteven
- Holy shit!! That sign on the back!
Wow.Hayzilla