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- BusterBoy0
People that post images like this on insta. Have become so cliche and unoriginal...
- Imagine being an insta-boyfriend. Having to make all these pics all the time of your gf. Really hard to find a girl these days not obsessed with fucking IG.NBQ00
- Look at her hand. Look at it! I'm not saying she's an alien but...Morning_star
- Move out of the way girl. I don't know why people think a photo is better with them in it.********
- He's so lucky he has her to drag him to a tourist attraction. He'll thank her later.i_monk
- Holy cow that hand looks like a shovelHayoth
- https://www.thisisco…i_monk
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People who wanna be called 'they' and not 'he' or 'she'.
- I don't mind "they" but the invented pronouns are stupidcannonball1978
- My wife had to spend 15 minutes of a 30 minute conference call getting lectured by a "they" on why "they" didn't want to be referred to as a "she" or "her".fooler
- You wish punches for people who don’t identify strictly by your grossly ignorant, naive and bigoted back assward deplorable standard. Fuck off.monospaced
- You're a fucking cliché. You want to express your freedom of speech, likely freedom of religion, or in otherwords freedom to say "Christmas" but deny othersben_
- the freedom to express and identify as they desire? Respect it or don't, but wanting to inflict harm on them is something else.ben_
- mg333
I'm starting to hear people abbreviate the word "podcast" to simply "pod," and I really, really need this to stop.
- p********
- pcastthumb_screws
- i felt the same way with blog... its ok time heals all wounds********
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People who aren't funny.
- matter of tastecannonball1978
- Knock...knockutopian
- is this thing on?_niko
- are you funny?ben_
- BusterBoy1
People who cancel meetings with the old "sorry but I've double booked myself" bullshit when they've been scheduled well in advance...and when they've clearly had access to their calendars. Is it THAT difficult to get these things right?
FRO!
- sted-2
29 million punches for
Americans are spending almost half a billion dollars on Halloween costumes for their pets. 29 million people plan to dress their pets in costume for Halloween.
- people are idiots. embrace this and you will be rich._niko
- According to a study paid for by the people who sell pet costumes perchance?webazoot
- According to the survey related to this article:
https://nrf.com/blog…sted - how dare you! my dog has bat wings, they cost 3 noop on eBay and they're cute as fuck. well worth it.kingsteven
- all of those costumes will either land up in a landfill or the bottom of the ocean.utopian
- buying a pet costume isn't idiocy thoughmonospaced
- central gov would be happy since it shows an economy. doesnt amtter if based on stupidity. job growth extends THEIR jobs********
- I'm sure all your pets hate you for that :Dsted
- omg deathboy misses the point again!monospaced
- not at all mono. value is relative. believe i wrote a similar post yearsss ago about xmas trees********
- but mono u have to understand central gov role in driving rampant consumerism. discouraging savings through interest rates or incentivzing funding of anything********
- and irrational stupid stuff sometimes jsut happens to make cultures different. that rock fight in peru. is what it is but yea us more sales driven********
- incrediblekingsteven
- did you have an actual brain fart?monospaced
- This is molecular in size compared to Christmas related spending.CyBrainX
- kingsteven2
The fuck is wrong with you sted :D
- Ah, we've come full circle, the website can now be shut down.allthethings
- What was the first Pic of the Day, the link has been broken for over a decade.fooler
- ahhaha true :Dsted
- *fucking colliessted
- Nairn-1
Dogs.
I just exited my studio to find a wet dog shit on the floor. I don't have a dog.
I have an important client coming in a few minutes, so on-balance, it's best I just clean it up myself, rather than put off client or have client not see shit and drag wet dog shit all over my studio.
It's been decades since I had to clean up dog shit.
I fucking recthed like a motherfucker. Didn't help that I've only recently just finished a bowl of chili.
I'm genuiely surprised I didn't throw up everywhere.
Fucking dogs.
- Yuck. Homeless dude pissed on my store front door three minutes before a client showed up. LIVID.wordssssss
- I don't like dogs but that's the owner's fault.Fax_Benson
- If there was a god there'd be some kind of auto-karma system whereby a load of dogshit flies through the owner's letterbox as soon as you stepped in it.Fax_Benson
- Could we couch this as "Punches for shitty dog owners"?garbage
- Yeah. Punch the owner. Dog didn’t mean anything by it.monospaced
- worst thing about being a responsible dog owner is the amount of other dogs shit you step in walking your dog and ones disregarded in bags, the mind boggleskingsteven
- i had a guy walk over to me with his dog while picking my dogs shit up said "i don't know how you do that mate..." and then walked in to his house 2 doors downkingsteven
- there's always shit all over that fucking street and if my dog walks in it i have to wash it out of her paws ffs.kingsteven
- That's the worst. Being a responsible dog owner that lives near someone who just lets their dog shit anywhere, and then have a third neighbor accusing you..garbage
- ..of being the culprit.garbage
- Aaaand, there's another shit out there again today. I just had a client leave and come straight back in asking "Do you have a dog?". Nnngh.Nairn
- You have two options:
A: It's time for a stakeout.
B: A very angry sign.garbage
- mg331
Playstation Vue for killing their fantastic service in January 2020.
Extra punches for how hideous the UI and usage of YouTube TV is, which I signed up for last night as an alternative to Vue. Good Lord YouTube TV sucks by by comparison. No "go to previous channel" to toggle between two channels quickly. No ability to set favorite channels. Clunky scrolling that is channel by channel as you swipe, no smooth fast scrolling across the spectrum of channels.
I so want to avoid getting a physical cable box because I love having everything through Apple TV. Vue and YT can get punched.
- I kinda get what you're saying but surely by this point you should just turn off all screens and go outside. No clunky scrolling out there.Eighty
- fooler0
The Uncle Fester looking old man in the gym last night that used the Elliptical Trainer right next to mine even though there was a dozen empty ones and smelled of cigarette smoke and sweat.
Good for him on trying to get some cardio but his clothes smelled so much like cigarette smoke I was getting a nicotine buzz.- I had a client in last week who utterly fucking reeked of cigarette smoke - she made me want to retch. I'm a [light] smoker too. Disgusting.Nairn
- Back in the 80s my dad worked with a guy who came to work drunk on whiskey and after chain smoking cigarettes all morning.mg33
- He said you couldn't get within five feet of the guy, his breath was just horrendous.mg33
- And it's funny... back then, they wouldn't fire a man over that. It was a byproduct of midlife adulthood that businesses just dealt with.mg33
- Like, he did his job competently, had worked there a long time, and they just tolerated that. Today in most corporate jobs? hell no, you'd be gone pronto.mg33
- ********0
Why can't some "designers" grasp logo design and understand that 8 point type on 6 colors doesn't work?
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- BusterBoy0
Oh how we've evolved as a race.
- this is funny, it's gotta be a joke._niko
- she and her crew are actually quite ballsy / funny: https://www.instagra…PonyBoy
- ********-2
- Someone used this in our office and we had to open every window for 3 days to air it out.fooler
- renderedred1
- LolNBQ00
- Punches for the biker who got hit I hope.monospaced
- ^sure, he deserved it. stop sign right there,renderedred
- https://nypost.com/v…PonyBoy
- And yet, riding in front of a car that doesn’t appear to be slowing down, knowing you’ll be hit is a total punch worthy move.monospaced
- Supposedly the biker has the right of way here — check the article above.PonyBoy
- Not arguing that! But assuming someone sees you is not right. If I have right away I don’t step in front of a car going fast enough to hurt me still!monospaced
- i'm with mono on this, he had plenty of time to brake, even if he has right of way, bike v car not a fair fightrenderedred
- although, on second thought if he was yelling "we live in a society!" or "we had a pact!" before getting hit i'd give him a pass.renderedred
- fuckstick biker deserved itutopian
- I'd call myself a cyclist and this is why people need bike licenses. The amount of entitlement I see on a daily basis with others on bikes is nuts.ben_
- nvm, saw that he had r.o.w. so he just needed some common fucking sense.ben_
- I think there are lights activated by the bikers that we can't see in the picture (that direct both the cars and bikers). And don't get me wrong — the biker...PonyBoy
- ... is a fucking idiot. Reading the story though you find out the car took off... hit and run... so maybe the driver knew they fucked up? I dunno.PonyBoy
- /\ yeah there's that part for sure. This guy with his hands up all indignant... and kinda looks like no helmet? FFS.ben_
- He ran a stop sign you muppets.rootlock
- "According to the police, the previous cyclists had pressed the button so that the crossing lights were still flashing to alert cars to stop."...PonyBoy
- ..."The law states drivers must stop if there is anyone in a crosswalk."
https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- whatthefunk5
- Not all things said are true. A man can say a true. Same man can say a lie. Discernment is required.robthelad
- Nairn3
People who send files out for production (eg. to me) in the latest format.
Also, Adobe, who have made AI (and EPS, wtf?) files saved by Illy 2020 incompatible with earlier versions. The files I receive are fucking basic vectors, man - there's literally no need to make them incompatible. Fucking Adobe. Anyway, people should always presume to send files in older formats. Always.
- I thought cloud stuff was all the same version.section_014
- ^ only if you choose to upgradeGnash
- fucking adobe really are utter money grabbing cunts. affinity will open that shit for you, for £30.hans_glib
- ben_-1
Anyone in an acd role who has no discernable skillset outside of being an anchor attached to the legs of the people they're meant to be leading. Especially the ones who tell you they think their skills would be better served "on higher level work".
- All.Day.Long.Morning_star
- Who’s the acd in the crowd? I didn’t mean ALL acds...ben_
- Salarrue7
- lolmoldero
- full circlerenderedred
- lolKrassy
- $60!!!!!!!!!!!!!prophetone
- Innovation®utopian
- Only Croakies herejaylarson
- hahahahaMilan
- Hanging hazard, all being well.MrT
- can get them in white?monospaced
- for utopianmonospaced
- qbn predicted thissted
- AhhhahahaNBQ00
- they will earn a lot of $$$sandpipe
- I'd actually buy (a cheaper version) of these.jagara
- he?greyandred
- Good idea if you ask me.Hayzilla
- Nordstrom been trolling lately. Rock satchel?ben_
