Shit Guys Say
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- panacea0
"Mmmmmm hmmmm, mmmmmm hmmmm, yep, ok honey, mmmmmm hmmmm"
As they watch football as their GF's and wives nag them, acting as if they are paying attention.
- monospaced0
sorry
- panacea0
"I got this"
- monospaced0
"whatever you want; I don't care"
- monospaced0
"no, you're not the only one who has to make decisions, I really just don't care"
- panacea0
Texting
Her: "I really do love you, but I don't think this is working out, due to our differences in many areas. I wish you all the best and remember, if there is anything I can do, you name it and I'll be there, we owe it to each other and I hope you'll do the same for me. Please respond."Dude: "K"
- prophetone0
girl: "which one do you like?"
guy: "hmmm, i think i like the one on the left."
girl: "why do you hate the one on the right?!"- ...prophetone
- "whatever you like; I don't care"monospaced
- "sorry"prophetone
- bliznutty0
"I'm sorry"
- monospaced0
"so sorry. I promise it won't happen again"
- honest0
it's not you, it's me
- panacea0
"This whole thing makes me feel as though I'm being drafted."
- panacea0
"Am I the biggest you have ever been with?"
- panacea0
"Come on baby, Just the tip"
- panacea0
"My girlfriend and I have an open relationship"
- panacea0
"Have you ever been in a threeway?"
- panacea0
"It is easiest for me to cum from behind"
- panacea0
"Was it hard to keep up with me? You have never had it like that have you?"
- panacea0
"I’d totally date you but I’ve seen your mom"