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- yurimon0
http://photographyisnotacrime.co…
he didnt get the part with the threat or edited out?
- "I'm a noosperson" No, you're a dull halfwit with zero social skills and you need to get a slap by the good lady here.detritus
- CygnusZero40
Lmao. How the F do 100 cars just keep crashing into each other? Its like some hilarious cartoon.
- CALLES0
NOOO!
Alaska town roots for feline mayor attacked by dogANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — The honorary mayor of a tiny Alaska town is noticeably absent this week, when he should be hanging out at the general store or sipping his water-catnip concoctions from a wine glass at the pub next door.
Instead, Stubbs the cat is sedated and under veterinary care after he was badly injured in a vicious dog attack in Talkeetna, a quirky community of 900 that elected him in a write-in campaign 15 years ago. Talkeetna has no human mayor, so you could say 16-year-old Stubbs is the reigning leader — of the feline sort, anyway.
- utopian0
- :(sea_sea
- what a fucktardinstrmntl
- here comes the city boys rantgeorgesIII
- i like bearsinstrmntl
- instrmntl0
One fast loop around the board gets you a free go to jail card.
Cops arrest Manhattan speed demon 'Afroduck'
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/…
- instrmntl0
New Yorkers Aren't Rude. You Are.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jo…
- utopian0
The Gulf of Mexico’s Zombie Dead Zone
Encompassed more than 21,756 sq kilometers (8,400 square miles) to a record low in 1988 of 39 sq kilometers (15 square miles).
http://www.allatsea.net/the-gulf…
- CALLES0
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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home
- orlybrandelec
- a resolution that said 'maybe everyone should just go home'... hahahaprophetone
- It reads like an Onion article. Amazing. Drums of War.instrmntl
- MrT0
'Semi-erect' OAP caught shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal'
- treat him like a "hardened criminal"ohhhhhsnap
- "semi-hardened criminal"albums
- ukit20
107-year-old man killed in standoff with Arkansas SWAT officers
- MrT0
- prophetone0
- LOL @ wet submarine = crap submarine.MrT
- blind auction for $100, damn.sine
- yeah, i would have kept it! well maybe not.prophetone
- whatthefunk0
Solitary Voting Booth Set Up For Single Voter Goes Unused On Primary Day
While hundreds of voters wrestled with malfunctioning lever voting machines and affidavit ballots, one solitary booth sat alone with its two attendants, waiting for the moment when the only voter registered in the district would come by to cast his ballot. DNAinfo has the sad tale of the Very Lonely Voting Machine, located at a polling station on West 58th Street, reserved for the one man eligible to vote in that district—a man who never showed up because he moved away two years prior.
The district—described as "teeny, teeny, teeny" by one official—is part of a mostly commercial Midtown neighborhood with little by way of residential space. Of the eight registered voters, only the man in question was registered Democrat. According to a doorman, he hasn't even lived there in two years.
The poetry, however, was lost on the workers manning the eternally vacant booth. "It's frustrating, it's ludicrous, to be here for hours," one of the workers told the news site. "I've worked elections where it's been quiet, but never a situation like this."
- yurimon0
http://www.unexplained-mysteries…
Dead man comes back to life after 45 minutes
- yurimon0
http://www.reuters.com/article/2…
Famed hacker Barnaby Jack dies a week before hacking convention. hmm
- CALLES0
Interesting
Vatican: Celibacy in Catholic Church open for discussion
