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- moldero0
I own land that my pops gave me. its right there off the beach in the Salton Sea south of Coachella, its almost literally a toxic waste dump. now i pay taxes on that crap, thanks dad!!!
- futuremongolian0
I was once propositioned by gay man to have sex for money and seriously considered it.
- would you have gone through with it if he was straight.Amicus
- dobre0
I lost part of my lungs couple years ago.
Still can sing well :)
- Peter0
I made a fool out of myself on prime time live tv in Japan, some 10 years ago or so.
- goldieboy0
Back in the 80s I used to play chess on a BBC show called, surprisingly, Play Chess. Every Sunday morning for 8 weeks, I hated my parents and school for making me do this!
- orrinward20
I came very close to becoming the Milkybar Kid when I was a kid.
My parents were going to take me and my sister to MoMa and they noticed in the paper there was a callout for finding the next Milkybar Kid, and every entrant got a free goody bag.
The plan was to go to London, do the first bit of the competition to get your goody bag then go to MoMa. About 6 hours later and I'm up on stage with the final 16 kids in the final, having to imitate my two favourite sports and my two favourite animals to a crowd of 'thousands and thousands' (what I imagined it was at the time, probably a couple of hundred...), and then shout 'The Milkybars are on me'.
My elephant/ostrich and snooker/badminton weren't good enough.
As a finalist I did get to walk home with a backpack completely filled with milkybars though and a further 3 deliveries of them as well, but we never got to MoMa...
- monospaced0
I have a twin brother.
- are you in contact with him much?scarabin
- yes, for the most partmonospaced
- you know that the teeth and tuft of hair that's embedded in your shoulder doesn't technically count as a twin, right?locustsloth
- stereospaced.era4O4
- ideaist0
I starred in The Sound of Music as Captain von Trapp as well as Sky Masterson in Guys & Dolls in High School...
...I could have been somebody; I could have been a contender, etc. etc. etc...
; )
- utopian0
While playing FarmVille, I once donkey punched a pony.
- dopepope0
I can communicate with horseshoe crabs.
- mantrakid0
Teacher wouldn't let me go to the can in grade 8 (i was 13 years old) so I pissed myself in my desk, not to spite her but because I had no other option, i was past due.
- This happened to me in the 3rd grade, same reason, except I shit myself. Everyone around me kept wondering who farted.elahon
- monospaced0
I play competitive backgammon for money.
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detritus - for real? that's a thing?scarabin
- yeah, backgammon is a gambling game at its heart actually, and guys play in the parks here in NYC for big moneymonospaced
- Is there a league? Or do you hustle?waterhouse
- I was in a league in SF, but in NYC I just hustle with the Turks playing in Bryant Park.monospaced
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- cactushands0
i used to ride with my father in antique car parades
- HijoDMaite0
My real father has been in prison for 27 years in Mexico City.
- mg330
When I get drunk at people's houses, I get mischievous and try and subtly rearrange or reposition stuff in the kitchen or living room. If I've planned ahead I like to bring along some kind of trinket to leave behind, maybe a little ceramic statue. It's even funnier to me that I likely never hear the outcome of said thing being found.
- mg330
I regularly put 3 pennies in the change slot in our office vending machine, so that when people buy something and go to get their change, they've got a little extra. Obviously confusing since the machine doesn't take pennies and everything is 80 cents, or a dollar.
- CanHasQBN0
I stopped breast-feeding 5 years ago.