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- inteliboy0
Real world - "The new iphone is crazy!" "Seen the new windows tablet? looks amazing!" "Damn that new imac is tiny!!"
Internet world - "This sux" "Apple are doomed" "What a piece of shit!" "Fuck android" "Fuck Apple" etc....
- i_monk0
absolutely not! just saying that Apple doesn't make shitty products on purpose, as was implied by i_monk
– monospacedWhere did I "imply" that their frequent hardware problems were intentional?
- You implied all their products have major hardware problems that we only know about AFTER launchmonospaced
- which, of course, is absolutely falsemonospaced
- False? So YOU'RE saying Apple knows about the problems before launch.i_monk
- And I didn't imply that, I stated it: they have hardware problems which only become apparent after launch.i_monk
- You're reading into it if you think I'm saying they KNOW these problems will turn up and don't care.i_monk
- got it, I must have misreadmonospaced
- detritus0
re: ‘DEAR APPLE: I'm Leaving You’
aka ‘Fixating nerd grows up a little bit, but not too much’.
- set0
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cunts.
- Horp0
I don't I'd cite that whiny ego-wank attempt at creative writing as an indication that apple is done, personally, though I do think he managed (just about) to articulate some of the general feelings people have about the brand.
It had definitely become deeply uncool now. Ubiquity can never be edgy and alt. I bet there's more money it though.
- can you say of that again please - its 85% nonsensefadein11
- My jesus farting god can no one type proper English?set
- fucking hell, i need an aspirine.i_was
- Ironic that two of the most incoherent QBNers are having a go at mere typos from one of the most coherentdetritus
- HAHAHA, I was typing one fingered on a cackberry crushed into the corner of a train carriage.Horp
- Detritus, you made me blush and I think I love you.Horp
- haha detritisi_was
- this is written in perfect english and I understand it, as should everyone elsemonospaced
- lol oh give it a rest detritus you jumped up little cock end. It was banter.set
- Set, I take it you failed to notice I said 'two' not 'three'. Fuck off with the chip on your shoulder, 'cock end'detritus
- 'jumped up' indeed - it's you that constantly assumes I'm sniping at you - you're not that important to me, reallydetritus
- I mean ffs dude - yours was the only coherent response out of the three - DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET IT?detritus
- Sorry. Was angry.
Dropped you an email.detritus - Love youset
- monolith0
Android grabs 75.0% market share in Q3, followed by 14.9% for iOS and 4.3% for BlackBerry
http://thenextweb.com/mobile/201…DEAR APPLE: I'm Leaving You
http://www.businessinsider.com/d…Apple is done
- You keep telling yourself that.Nathan_Adams
- I agree Apple is finally facing a challenge in the space, but Apple is done is just so stupid.ETM
- The invented the shit...they'll run it out for a while yet.AK_tiv47
- i_monk0
I just heard about that iMac HD problem yesterday from our IT guy. Has Apple released any line of product in the last 7 years that doesn't have serious hardware problems that only become apparent after launch?
- Apple doesn't make HDsmonospaced
- <No but they used faulty seagate HDs in most of the late 2011 iMacs. And now they have to call them all back.Al_dizzle
- Are you saying Apple purposefully put bad HDs so that they'd have to recall them later?monospaced
- Yeah idiot statement.ArmandoEstrada
- Seriously. And I have several Macs that lasted more than 7 years each, none with ANY hardware problems.monospaced
- Nobody implied that they did it on purpose. That doesn't negate the fact that the shit happened.Al_dizzle
- are you implying that a under major callback like this, they should have zero accountability?Al_dizzle
- absolutely not! just saying that Apple doesn't make shitty products on purpose, as was implied by i_monkmonospaced
- sine0
hating on apple is the new hating hating on microsoft
- nah..hating on apple is hating on douchebags who steal ideas and then resell them at massive prices while suing everyone elsemonolith
- they stole unrealized ideas, and you know itmonospaced
- Oh your one of 'those'.ArmandoEstrada
- No, they awesomely package realized ideas.ETM
- Al_dizzle0
My 2011 imac got recalled because of a faulty HD.
After they replaced it, the fan sensor went berzerk.
I now have to use 3rd party software, to keep the noise under control.#firstworldproblems
- utopian0
21 reasons Jonathan Ive should run Apple
Another kind of Apple genius
If anyone on Apple's current executive bench deserves credit for the company's long line of successful products, it's Jonathan, or "Jony," Ive. Since joining Apple in 1992, Ive's unmistakably clean, minimalist designs have been the stuff customers lust after and competitors emulate, from those first pastel-colored all-in-one iMacs to more recently, the 7.9-inch-sized iPad minis.
http://money.cnn.com/gallery/mag…
FFS, tell me that it is April Fools' Day....
- They cite the G4 cube, rendering the entire article a joke.calculator
- utopian1
*Makes purchase of all software apps from the Cloud® including Adobe CS. A two day epic voyage.
Fuck you Apple®
- you still on AOL dialup?lambsy
- TPB + patch = done74LEO
- https://www.ironspri…pablo82
- i_monk0
Will they continue to sell the "old" iMacs or have they shredded them all to capitalize on the newer models and higher prices?
- yup. and all older imacs that have been sold and are in use don't even boot now... it's crazy.prophetone
- craigatkinson0
I like the new imac. The higher spec one has self- upgadeable RAM too
- my 2007 24inch iMac has that as well and I'm sure the ones that followedernexbcn
- the new iMac 21.5 is the only iMac without self-upgradable RAMESKEMA
- Pretty bad if they make upgradability a 'feature' you have to pay for.ETM
- fuck, really? the new 21.5 doesn't have swappable ram?monospaced
- animatedgif0
new iMac is like a bad joke
- pig1
- pig1
- pig1
- deceptive photo - they won't show you the back properlyhans_glib
- Uncrate:
"...features an updated design that's just 5mm thin at the corners". http://uncrate.com/s…Peter - sneakyPeter
- I have my ruler in from of me and it doens't look like 5mm at all, but it's only a pic so who knows
GeorgesII - ...pig
- it's tapered but still coolernexbcn
- Nice CD/DVD drive!utopian
- <i remember the last time i had to use a cd....yeeblazer