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  • yurimon0

    He was the suspect or a bystander texting?

    • Sorry disconnect in the action of story between helicopter and cruisersyurimon
    • They spun out in a muddy area and bailed on foot.ZOOP
  • mg330

    This old story I posted here several years ago comes to mind:

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    Was just laying in bed asleep, and check out what happened:
    These guys across the alley, in a basement level apartment have been rather annoying this weekend, having parties, being noisy all night, waking me up here and there.
    At about 2:20 a.m. I was woken up by some shouting, so I went to look at the window at their windows.
    I hear "Who the fuck is in there!" and all this screaming, most of the lights are off.
    I see two guys go flying across the kitchen, looks like fighting.
    Hear others in the house shout "Who's fucking fighting!?!"
    Turns out, it was a break in. Apartment full of 7 guys sleeping and one of them woke up to see someone standing in the dark with their playstation.
    I'm watching and can only see through windows, but all this shouting, "Get him on the ground!" "What the fuck are you doing in my house???"
    Yelling to call 911, etc.
    From what I've overheard out my window, one of the guys there is a wrestler/fighter/ Ultimate Fighting, etc.
    The guy that broke in was armed with a screwdriver, and guy I just mentioned got control of him and the guy still got up on his feet.
    From what they've said, there is blood everywhere in there. I think they thought they may have killed the robber.
    I saw someone grabbing an iron to try and tie him up with the cord while waiting for the cops.
    Shouting at the robber "You picked the wrong fucking house!"
    The cops get there, some of the people in the apartment are outside. The cops are standing over the robber in the kitchen, and he is STILL trying to get up. All kinds of shouting at him. More cops show up, ambulance, etc. and when they bring the guy out, his whole head is covered in towels and he's all strapped to a stretcher.
    I could sort of get a view down into the room from my windows, lots of blood smeared on the kitchen floor.
    Listening to stuff out the window...telling the cops...someone woke up to see the guy in there, and finally the smashed a chair over his head to get him to the ground.
    Fucking crazy. It's 3:22 now and I'm usually asleep. I think the robber is still alive, but I think they messed him up hardcore. Like I said, one of the guys in the apartment is an Mixed Martial Arts fighter, and he got cut above the eye pretty bad. They just kept saying there is blood all over the apartment.
    The investigators found suitcases in the trash around the side of the building with other stuff stolen, and evidence that the robber had stolen that stuff.
    Just insane. Here I am thinking they're partying and they're actually fighing someone who broke in.
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    Thread is: http://www.qbn.com/topics/392185…

    • That's some Hitchcock shit right there!ZOOP
    • It was crazy. They thought maybe they killed the guy. Cops LOVED them.mg33
  • ZOOP0

    Or how about the time one of America's worst serial killers stole my trash can. Turned out he killed my best friend's aunt. We all worked at the same place a couple years before he was caught.

  • _niko0

    so where exactly is squareville usa? seems like a lovely place.

    • That's where I live now, I used to live in Crimedotte.ZOOP
  • ZOOP0

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    • Same Crimedotte that had their SWAT team taken down by the FBI.ZOOP
  • scarabin0

    i watched my stepfather get exorcised by mormon priests when i was a little kid. he started speaking something that sounded like klingon and they kept shouting at him "WHAT IS YOUR NAME DEMON WHAT IS YOUR NAME!" while holding their hands on his head.

    pretty fucking surreal.

  • scarabin0

    he used to keep me up at night telling me how i was going to grow up to be the antichrist and was going to lead an army of men someday, but that it's totally not a bad thing. he had all this evidence he pulled out of the bible about head scars or something that had him totally convinced.

    coke is a hell of a drug

    • He read a little about Manson previous to this? btw... damn broZOOP
    • he read everythingscarabin
    • the guy was kinda brilliant, just crazyscarabin
    • that fine line between genius and madnessZOOP
  • fredddddd0

    Sadly kids with parents with heroine addictions don't turn out well. Not your fault. You did what you could.

  • pango0

    well I've seen a guy got beaten to death in front of me. I was in high school working at a pool hall. 6 guys came with mask and baseball bat beat the shit out of the other 4 guys. fuck no I'm helping when they have weapon and more people. I was just glad they didn't come for the cash till drawer where I was right beside it. called the police and ambulance. one of the 4 guys died of internal bleeding in the head.

    later found out it was drug deal related.