florida is whack
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- sarahfailin1
FLORIDA MAN strikes again. This time, Florida man claims his florida-woman girlfriend choked to death while performing oral sex on him. He offered to show his penis to the jury as evidence. He did not report the death to police out of "embarrassment."Ultimately he was cleared of the murder because doctors were unable to determine how the woman died.
- sarahfailin0
A Florida woman has been charged with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sexual act for $25 and chicken McNuggets, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.
Alex Direeno, 22, was arrested at 10:15 p.m. Tuesday and charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. She is being held at the Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $620.
Direeno walked out of the Marathon gas station in Bradenton and unknowingly waved at an undercover detective with the sheriff’s office Special Investigations Division who was talking to another woman, according to an arrest report. The detective told the other woman he was there to pick up Direeno, and Direeno got into his car.
As the undercover detective drove north on 14th Street West, he told her that he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and Chicken McNuggets.
How many Chicken McNuggets was not specified in the report.
- so it started at $25, but she got $25, plus chicken McNuggets? Good job!dopepope
- Plus special sauce.monospaced
- lol monomoldero
- i was offered blow job for burger once... true story.pango
- ********0
We have the best beaches though.
- fooler3
Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression
- utopian3
Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma.
A Florida man who suggested shooting guns at Hurricane Irma out of "stress and boredom" has found that his idea has captured peoples' imaginations - with over 46,000 signing up to join in.
- this was a meme joke. im surprised any news outlet took this serious********
- this was a meme joke. im surprised any news outlet took this serious
- sarahfailin0
Florida case of clown who killed woman solved, police say – 27 years later
Murder detectives in Florida believe they have solved a bizarre 27-year-old cold case in which a young woman was shot dead by a balloon-carrying clown who knocked at her door.
The killer of Marlene Warren, authorities said on Thursday, was Sheila Keen, who was having an affair with the victim’s husband at the time of the May 1990 homicide and who was later to become his second wife.
According to the Palm Beach sheriff’s detective Paige McCann, Keen, who was arrested in Virginia on Tuesday, dressed as a clown with white face paint to disguise her identity and called at the house in Wellington, where Warren was at home with her son and some of his friends.
“The clown had two balloons as well as a bouquet of flowers and went to hand Marlene those items. And as she went to receive those items, she commented: ‘How nice,’” McCann told reporters at a news conference in West Palm Beach.
“It was at that time the clown pulled out a gun and shot Marlene in the face.”
She said one of the balloons was printed with the words: “You’re the greatest!”
- utopian1
Teen allegedly raped neighbor, offered ‘yard work’ to make up for it
A Florida teen allegedly raped his neighbor at knifepoint while wearing a mask, then offered to make it up to his victim by “doing some yard work or by fixing something” around her house, according to an arrest report.
- sarahfailin-3
- fake story but what the heck.
- utopian-1
- utopian0
Video of workers beating up cows prompts Publix to suspend dairy farm shipments.
- fuckersGnash
- can't unsee. assholes.umbee54
- I saw something in the news like this years ago. Shocking!
https://www.youtube.…Hayzilla
- GM2781
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“Greyhound Safety Act” bill has been introduced that would make it legal for the state’s racing dogs to have trace amounts of cocaine in their systems.
- hahaha********
- Say hello to my littl... SQUIRREL!!!prophetone
- hahaha
- utopian0
Pregnant Florida Woman Stabs to Death Pit Bull Who Attacked Her Family
- utopian1
He’s going to prison for shooting a cop.
The cop taunted him with K-Y Jelly in court.
- utopian0
An ATM gave him ‘too much money.’
Michael Joseph Oleksik, 23, got “angry the ATM was giving him too much money and punched the ATM’s touch screen, the newspaper reports, causing more than $5,000 in damage to the pummeled machine.
