florida is whack
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- utopian0
A Florida Police officer's wife is caught on video stealing packages from a neighbor's porch, who happened to be another Police officer and friend of the family.
- sarahfailin0
i think it's safe to assume this was in Florida- Floriduh??Ramanisky2
- haha yes indeed FloriDUHHHHRamanisky2
- that's a chicken, not a turkeyIRNlun6
- who can blame him. that's one sexy turkey.pango
- As one does.BK
- utopian3
Mother shoots daughter she thought was intruder.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/30/us…
- utopian1
A gun rights advocate in Florida was seriously wounded on Tuesday when her 4-year-old son shot her in the back from the back seat of her vehicle
- PonyBoy1
Shacking Up: Florida Legislature Repeals Cohabitation Ban
http://fox40.com/2016/03/09/shac…
"Under a law that has been on the books since 1868, a man and woman living together could be fined $500 and locked up in jail for 60 days. According to 2014 census data, there are nearly 438,000 unmarried male-female couples among 7.3 million Florida households."
- vaxorcist1
- why does every youtube asshole talk like this?futuremongolian
- YouTube Personalities™instrmntl
- utopian4
Florida woman fights to keep potty-trained pet alligator
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016…
Don't tread on me!
- ********-1
- the whole thing looked super disorganized, even the raptors weren't really ready, looks like it caught everyone off-guard, though he probably didn't need to_niko
- take that last shot or two_niko
- shooting of the day threadsarahfailin
- ^ lol********
- utopian3
Driver stopped with alligator foot sticking out of dashboard.
It doesn't get much more "Florida" than this.
During a recent traffic stop in Loxahatchee, Florida, fish and wildlife officers found an alligator foot sticking out of the ashtray of a truck.
- utopian3
Will This Toxic Algae Bloom Eat Florida?
A thick, toxic guacamole-like algae is choking Florida’s beaches—and experts say we’ll only see more of it in the years to come.
When you think about the risks that climate change poses to Florida, you probably picture a rising sea swallowing Miami Beach and hurricanes battering the coast.You might not imagine “guacamole-thick” toxic algae strangling the state’s waterways and polluting its beaches. But that’s exactly what several Florida counties have been experiencing since late June, after the Army Corps of Engineers spent months siphoning off nutrient-rich water from Lake Okeechobee to preserve a leaky, problem-prone dike.
Meanwhile, experts warn that we’ll only see more of these dangerous blue-green algae blooms as global temperatures rise—in Florida and nationwide.
- it's already eating florida********
- http://earthobservat…sted
- it's already eating florida
- sarahfailin2
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/b…
FLORIDA MAN went to Busch Gardens where Pinky the flamingo was famous for dancing. He picked up the flamingo and threw it on the ground. His mother tried to get him to stop.“According to multiple witnesses, one, two, three, four, five witnesses, you threw the bird down to the ground with such force, the bird’s foot was nearly severed,” said the judge.
RIP Pinky...
- Trump sumpporterutopian
- ^ probably rightmoldero
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- sarahfailin3
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/…
FLORIDA MAN punches George Zimmerman in the face for bragging about killing Trayvon Martin.
I guess being in Florida is a double-edged sword.
- utopian3
18-year-old beats grandmother to death over beer, Florida police say.
- jaylarson2
- never insult them before you jump in. very touchy animals.Fax_Benson
- it's miller timemoldero
- YOLO?GeorgesII
- YODO.SteveJobs
- This is the kind of shit Hemingway wrote aboutyuekit
- One less vote for Trump in 4 years LOLridlerontheroof
- maybe he just wanted to help drain the swamp?_niko
- @ridlerontheroof Fucking beat me to it. I was going to say Darwin's gerrymandering.CyBrainX
- And who says Trump will still be president in 4 years?CyBrainX
- canoe2
Woke up before sunrise, 67 degrees, took my boat out to a world-class reef to scuba dive with turtles and rays, caught a few lobsters on the way back in, ate them for breakfast, now I'm checking my email in my canal-side hammock and listening to the sound of an iguana pooping on the dock - so whack Florida you is.
- Mexico is whack toomoldero
- And Texas ;)GM278
- get a job!monospaced
- utopian1
Fake Florida doctor who 'enhanced' buttocks with cement, caulking gets 10 years for manslaughter
- OSFA3
It's been a while...
- OSFA3
So, here it goes...