florida is whack
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- toemaas0
Holy shit - she delivered a baby on acid
- CALLES0
http://gawker.com/topless-florid…
Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream
- CALLES0
Florida Woman on Crack Gives Birth in Motel, Bites off Umbilical Cord
A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.
Chrystal Hassell, 37, had checked into an Ocala, Fla., motel room with her boyfriend and her 11-month-old child, and proceeded to smoke crack for an entire day. Although she was only 7 months pregnant, she started going into labor.
Hassell's boyfriend, Vincent Terry, had left the motel to run an errand, so she delivered the baby herself in the motel bathtub, chewing through the umbilical cord with her teeth.
Afterward, she called Terry and asked him to come back, but he was pulled over for speeding on the way. An officer might have been understanding under the circumstances, but Terry was wanted for attempted murder in Colorado, News 13 reported.
Hassell waited an hour before calling 911, giving the baby breaths to keep it alive, investigators say. She's being charged with child neglect.
The unfortunate baby was airlifted to a Gainesville hospital in critical condition, and has been placed in foster care. Both parents are now in jail in Marion County.
- so sad... damn...ohhhhhsnap
- cuntmoldero
- Baby never stood a chance.********
- She looks good for 37 though.********
- Salarrue0
Florida man makes bid to marry his 'porn-filled Apple computer'
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/your…
Chris Sevier, a self-described “former judge advocate and combat veteran” is petitioning the state to let him put a ring on his “porn-filled Apple computer,” – an object he says he has fallen in love with and prefers over all other persons or things.“Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. ” Sevier wrote in a 24-page-long filing with the state of Florida.
- next level fanboyAl_dizzle
- same guy? http://www.wsmv.com/…hereswhatidid
- marychain0
Of course he was from Florida
- lajj0
Florida man calls 911 after wife throws out beer
- ohhhhhsnap0
forget adobe... FUCK FLA.
‘Stand Our Ground Week’ Organized to Raise Awareness for Marissa Alexander
http://atlantablackstar.com/2014…
Marissa Alexander (center), the woman who is facing 60 years in prison for firing a warning shot at her husband during a domestic dispute.
Marissa Alexander (center), the woman who is facing 60 years in prison for firing a warning shot at her husband during a domestic dispute.
As the Aug. 1 court hearing for Marissa Alexander draws closer, supporters continue to stand by the side of the Florida woman who is facing 60 years in prison for firing a warning shot at her husband during a domestic dispute.
Activists nationally and locally are organizing a “Standing Our Ground” week to raise awareness of reproductive oppression, gender violence and mass incarceration, from July 25 to August 1 in Jacksonville, Florida.
The first day of the week will acknowledge the one year anniversary that George Zimmerman was exonerated for the killing of African-American teenager Trayvon Martin.
The events will run into Alexander’s court date, where she will argue for her immunity under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law.
On Friday, July 25, the national SisterSong Reproductive Justice Institute will hold a day of panel discussions and workshops. A youth assembly will be held on Saturday. On July 27, a benefit concert will be held for Alexander’s legal defense fund. A march will be held July 28, and a panel of local and national feminists and leaders in the movement for women’s safety will be held Tuesday, July 29.
On Wednesday, panels will take on issues of police brutality. On the final day of activism, legal experts will train the community about their rights under the law, ending with a candlelight vigil.
- fooler0
A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say.
- fooler0
Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, was arrested in August after allegedly making fraudulent purchases at surf shops in Jupiter, Florida,
- Let's name our kid after three things we loveKnuckleberry
- Should've been Crack Heroin Pot Marie.OSFA
- Pabst Crabs Wheel of FortuneBH26
- organicgrid1
Eight people, including six children, killed in Florida domestic shooting.
A Florida man shot and killed his daughter and six grandchildren Thursday afternoon in the small north-central Florida town of Bell in what authorities called a murder-suicide.
- organicgrid0
Mother pulled over with baby in trunk
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/…
- e-pill0
17 car pile-up this morning.. on the Palmetto Expressway
- e-pill0
Pregnant woman killed, 3 children injured after accident on Palmetto Expressway..
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/…
3 adults and 7 children decided to play frogger on an expressway..
1 adult died instantly and 3 children were helicoptered to area hospitals..oi!!! florida is wack!!
- they were trying to get to chuck-e-cheese's! wtf.sarahfailin
- this kind of shit gets you reincarnated as a rock, methinkssarahfailin
- organicgrid0
Man gets naked in CVS, lays on dog beds, deputies sayPhoto: Pasco County Jail
- e-pill0
been part of new today and qbn since 2003..
been living in florida for the last 4 years...
met with CALLES and slept over..
..but still never met OSFA!!!
FLORIDA IS FUCKING WACK ASS GARBAGES!!!
..one size fits all.. MEH!!
- i met over 300+ net's in NYC alone
been to tons of NT related parties
co inspired with yayhooray/ nt wars..e-pill - .. never met OSFAe-pill
- MINUZEROSFAS!!!!e-pill
- in the cloudsorganicgrid
- truly it ise-pill
- yomonospaced
- i met over 300+ net's in NYC alone
- organicgrid0
4 MEN, 4 DEAD DEER FOUND IN 1 MINI COOPER
http://abc7chicago.com/news/4-me…
