The Christmas Thread!
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- Akagiyama11
Hey all, just wanna say...I hate my boss...
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Merry Christmas!
- there therepango
- you work for himAQUTE
- That's "Mr." to you.utopian
- "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."DRIFTMONKEY
- You might appreciate this, timestamped: https://youtu.be/Qh3…garbage
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!pango
- get it off your chest...if not here, where else?dkoblesky
- Yooooo, somebody got drunk and named their boss as a cunt.jtb26
- dog-kissing??drgs
- haha_niko
- zaq9
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- futurefood3
- I ran a 15 k after my freelance work and made myself a potato salad . What a wonderful Christmas day!D4W33D
- But did you leave in bits of the potato skins??? :)futurefood
- ahahah, yeah probablyD4W33D
- shellie1
My uncle just handed me a wad of cash. He always knows what to get me.
- oey_oey3
My girlfriend got me a scratchable 100 horror movies poster with titles to scratch those I’ve already seen revealing the original poster.
I decided to start from the beginning and watch them all together and scratch the poster as we see the movies.
Got no socks this year...ambivalent feelings.
- scarabin7
Hail santa
- zaq8
Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random shit and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 — you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen
- HAHA!bezoar
- you tooAQUTE
- Hehe, you’re funny!SimonFFM
- Hahahafuturefood
- NBQ001
Are you spending Christmas alone?
- nope. spending it with my QBN famKrassy
- Awwwwgrafician
- Arent we alldrgs
- i was wondering if i'm alone hererenderedred
- yescolin_s
- Yup.Continuity
- jtb26
- I'm not alone but you aren't alone eitheroey_oey