The Russia thread.

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 1,056 Responses
  • sted4

    Rassan oligarch living in Budapest gets sanctioned and his yacht gets seized. Buys a new one trough a company in Hungary, what is sitting in the docks for 4 months while it gets gets adjusted to his own needs. All the work is done, new owner signs the papers, the yacht is waiting for the new owner to ship out. A week later his own people appear and start making more adjustments before the consecration ceremony.

    Unfortunately today it got set on fire and burned down :)

    • https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
    • How do yachts get docked in Hungary? Isn't Hungary a land locked country?utopian
    • He perceived to own the Yacht, until a entity with more power than him, burst the bubble.shapesalad
    • @utopian trucks mostly, but the Danube is connected to the black sea (one more reason why rassans like budapest) +there is a way from Tirol to the Adriatic seasted
  • drgs0

    A. Dugin's predictions for Russia:

    "Today it is fairly easy to see what Russia will look like tomorrow.

    There will be no global social networks at all. They will be replaced by something domestic, not too attractive. But all the better - society will discover the forgotten charms of the offline. This is the end of migration to 2D and cyberspace, and a return to 3D.

    The dollar and the euro will be canceled. The reign of the ruble will begin. It will only be possible to exchange it for goods and services. Or simply to share with those who need more.

    Corruption - which is primarily associated with betrayal of the Motherland - will be prosecuted first, then imprisoned for a long time, and then (since the first measures will not help much) even sent to the DNR.

    Russia will be a kind of Imperial States.

    Zelensky will sit where another clown of the color revolution is sitting. But only the sentence will be real. A life sentence.

    At first, it will be hard and unusual. Then everyone will even like it.

    There won't be a single one of today's pop artists on TV or radio. Not one. All channels will have ethno-folk - Russian and Eurasian psychedelics. And also Peter Leshchenko and Vadim Kozin.

    New people will come to power. Our ordinary people. Not bastards.

    The Gosplan (State Planning Committee) will be restored to the economy. All those who think in short cycles will be sent to work in restaurants as waiters.

    Since we like to whine, many people will not like everything. Nostalgia will be remembered with something from the past (your choice). But no one pays attention to this now, and tomorrow it will not.

    There will be a lot of products from Belarus. Even more than now. Including textiles and cosmetics. And also basins. But Belarus will be an Imperial State.

    There will be a sharp increase in the number of weddings, because getting married is interesting again in the 3D world. Entire flotillas of wedding ships will sail along the Moskva River and other rivers. Wedding music will be blasting from everywhere. People will get into the swing of things.

    The government will be situated in the air, in a luxurious suspended structure attached to a huge airship. The blimp will float over the Imperial States, and from there the government will watch through binoculars to see if everything is in order, if everything is according to plan. As in Ancient China, the post of Minister of the Clouds will be introduced, as well as the Head of the Department of Federal Dreaming and many other fascinating positions - Lord of the Forest, Guardian of the Waters, etc. There will be quite a few women in the government. Beautiful and stern.

    There will be a qualitative leap in music theory. The ternary division of the fraction will be restored - that is, the quarter will again be divided into three eights, not two. This is how modern music will be defeated. By listening to it, people will better understand the universe, each other, and the decisions of the authorities.

    Masks will be worn only on holidays - animals, birds, fairy tale creatures, and as yet unknown objects and figures. So that everyone can guess whose mask it is.

    The definition of a thing in the explanatory dictionary of the new country would be: a thing is a rhetorical figure, an ironic trope, an enthymeme. Such a definition would fix the sad state of affairs in the natural sciences and make them fun and entertaining. A disciplinary continuum will be established between quantum mechanics and Traumdeutung (Gaston Bachelard's new scientific mind ).

    The walls of houses - even high-rises - will be covered with ivy."



    • ok boomerhans_glib
    • Russia's second greatest love machine?Fax_Benson
    • LSD's a helluva drugGardener
    • Is this the geopolitical equivalent of Bitcoin fantasplodge?Continuity
    • It was all sounding somewhat realistic until the he got to the bit where Putin flies around in a blimp using binoculars to spy on everyoneyuekit
    • Yeah this is too "fantasy" for me, I like hard sci-fi: cannibalism in western Siberia etcdrgs
    • The blimp gives the first wink that this is a completely fantastical view of a future Russia. There will be no weddings, no musical innovations. Only rot.monNom
    • this is .... uh.... wonderfully wrong?exador1
    • I low-key want to see it happen, just for the memesdrgs
  • Gardener5

  • Nairn6

    "Russia’s central bank says that the economy will plummet in the second quarter and Putin is ignoring the warning"

    https://english.elpais.com/econo…

    • It's ok, all the men will have new jobs... raping and killing ukrainians.shapesalad
    • he is gonna sell some nukes.. a russian fairytale.neverscared
  • sted2

    that is some epic trolling :D

    • https://en.wikipedia…ETM
    • BTW the only active carrier they have left, and so prone to failure tugs accompanied it to Syria in 2016.ETM
    • NATO has about 14-15 active carriers available, 11 being American.ETM
    • https://pbs.twimg.co…sted
    • https://www.navalnew…sted
    • Yeah, yeah, I get the trolling. But the whole fact that it even exists, and is their only carrier is worth sharing.ETM
    • And the wikipedia link mentioned it's in drydock for repair and refit.ETM
    • ?NBQ00
    • how far can you spot it coming with bare eyes?pango
    • Its powered by something called Mazut
      https://en.wikipedia…
      drgs
    • 'Interestingly', Japan fucked the Russian Navy back in the day by using coal from Wales, which emitted much less smoke giving them an advantage,Nairn
  • shapesalad3

    • Your friendly neighbourhood Russian is OUT.shapesalad
    • lol, glad he survived. He still seems reluctant to talk too much about the waryuekit
    • hah i just got here to post this.sted
    • Who he?pango
    • nfkrzjagara
    • PEEEAAAccceeeshapesalad
  • NBQ002

    Whoa.

    A woman burst onto Russia’s main live evening newscast today with a sign that says:

    “Stop the war
    Don’t believe propaganda
    They’re lying to you”

    And chanting: “Stop the war! No to war!”

    https://twitter.com/maxseddon/st…

    That’s one brave woman.

    • Was one brave woman.mort_
    • Wow.Chimp
    • must be a station employee?Brabo_Brabo
    • Yes she works in editorial branch or something like thatNBQ00
    • Balls of steel!microkorg
    • meanwhile, you believe CNN, MSNBC, Bloomberg... are telling the truth. LOLMilan
  • sted2

    • https://en.wikipedia…sted
    • Wait...I thought that Russia was going to protect the Ukrainian people from Nazi's by invading Ukraine with the same Nazi troops?utopian
    • Fight fire with fireGnash
    • or denazification was BS from the beginning and some idiots just couldn't see it.pango
    • It always was. Wagner group is Russia's shitter version of Blackwater/Academi. Putin is good friends with the owner.garbage
    • They're good for killing civilians, but don't have a strong track record against actual military. Putin sent them in during the Syrian conflict.garbage
    • Mattis immediately lit them the fuck up. https://www.newsweek…garbage
    • He looked like a nice friendly chap tooIanbolton
  • Salarrue4

    It is sad what is happening to regular Russian folks. Imagine your savings dissapear suddenly...

    • One man causing so much destruction, problems, death, etc. We live in a fked up worldBennn
    • Interest rate is now 20%. Not that you use it for netflix, Spotify, Sony pictures, Disney, or for buying a Harley, VW etc etcshapesalad
    • It's happening here in the UK.Brabo_Brabo
    • “We are going to deliver a total economic and financial war against Russia,” Le Maire told France Info radio. “We are going to provoke the collapse of theneverscared
    • Russian economy.” French minister for economy Bruno Le Maireneverscared
  • shapesalad4

    Russia using banned cluster bombs against residential apartment blocks in KharKov, Ukraine:

    https://twitter.com/WW3updated/s…

    One for you to think about Milan.

    • In the 1999 bombing of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, NATO used 15 tonnes of radioactive depleted uranium bombs, which hit civilian targets.Milan
    • https://en.wikipedia…Milan
    • @Milan and what say you about the 8000+ Albanians killed by Yugoslavia during that war?Krassy
    • @Krassy What say you about the 13,500 Serbs killed by Albanians and NATO during that war?Milan
    • And around 100,000 Serb population (50% of total) expelled from Kosovo since 1999?Milan
    • Donetsk Milita forces report Ukrainian armed forces are shelling Donetsk civilian houses at the moment. There are dead civilians.Milan
    • https://twitter.com/…Milan
    • and what put a stop to the bloodshed on both sides?Krassy
    • @Krassy Of course, but also peace in Yemen, Syria, Palestine...Milan
    • Milan, if you keep making the comparisons the way you have been, where does it all end -- 2 cavemen tossing rocks at one another? both guilty of hypocrisy?Krassy
    • Milan — what about your whataboutism, what about it? What about DINOSAURS! Ok. We need to sanction meteorites ASAP!shapesalad
    • In resume guys: war sucks and just creates destruction and death. Both sides.Bennn
  • NBQ005

    Former Russian Central Bank official says there will be a 'catastrophe' on the country's currency market on Monday amid mounting sanctions.

    Good.

    • IMOEX is expected to open at 1700-1600.sted
    • and that doesn't looks bad until the USD investments hold. u know like Troy :)sted
    • I hope that Milan does not have any Russian rubles that he is counting on using next week.utopian
    • he surely has no neurons to count on last and next week.neverscared
  • yuekit6

    Wow it's amazing to see the tide turning and the entire world coming together to support Ukraine.

    Putin shunned by world as his hopes of quick victory evaporate

    https://www.theguardian.com/worl…

    • Going back to Hungary next week with my biz partner from NZ who has roots in Poland. I know that a few European biz owners in Au do the same. Thank you all.sted
    • https://i.imgur.com/…pango
  • Beeswax1

    • Fucking pigs. I hope they get destroyed.NBQ00
    • Ooh, capable of firing thermobaric weapons. Nasty.Nairn
    • Doesn't UK/ EU/ USA have the tech/weaponary to strike that seemingly out of nowhere? If yes, we should.shapesalad
    • It made me question how I want to die in a war. Blown into pieces, get vaporized, or get shot and bleed to death?Beeswax
    • @ss:
      No, we don't.
      Or, if we do, not at this level of conflict.
      Nairn
    • a thermobaric strike's a quick way to go if you're hit directly. quite a horrid way to go if you're on the periphery.Nairn
    • Beeswax, depends on how religious you are and if being vaporized vs buried is taboo. Personally I don’t give a shit as long as it’s painless._niko
    • Where are the robot dogs? The Killer drones? It’s 2022 and we’re still using fire?scarabin
    • Where are our alien observers in their tic tac and cigar-shaped physics-defying aircraft?PonyBoy
  • sted5

    Ministry of Defense of Latvia: I just got out of box proposal how to end the Russian aggression. West announces that every Russian soldier which surrenders to Ukrainians will receive asylum in the West. I think its victorious idea from artist Aigars Bikše. Countries which do not give weapons to UA give asylum

    • This is pure treason, and the families of the soldiers will suffer the consequences.
      What other cons pop into you mind when you think about this idea?
      sted
    • Yay! VaxX madates, hyperinflation and a 'heating or eating' choice. Welcome to our paradise!Brabo_Brabo
    • Typical Bobo Logicutopian
  • Fax_Benson5

    Different times...

    Ukrainian President Zelensky's opening video presentation to the YES Ukraine Conference

    Pretty funny.

  • ok_not_ok5

  • yuekit4

    Some people I follow from HK and Taiwan are sharing this article

    A letter to the Western Left from Kyiv:

    The "anti-imperialism of idiots" meant people turned a blind eye to Russia’s actions

    https://www.opendemocracy.net/en…

    Harsh but unfortunately rings true..."Those who exaggerated the influence of the far-Right in Ukraine, but did not notice the far-Right in the 'People’s Republics' and avoided criticising Putin's conservative, nationalist and authoritarian policy. Part of the responsibility for what is happening rests with you."

    • The writer published this article and is now fighting the Russian army in Kyiv, crazy timesyuekit
    • the 'anti-imperialism' idiots don't have a big enough worldview to make sense of thishotroddy
    • Suddenly gender pronouns aren’t important. (If they ever were)Chimp
    • i dunno keep calling your CO mam and see what happens.pango
  • dbloc2

    Keep seeing this posted everywhere.
    ---------
    For those who ask: “Why does Ukraine matter? “
    This is why Ukraine matters.
    It is the second largest country by area in Europe by area and has a population
    of over 40 million - more than Poland.
    Ukraine ranks:
    1st in Europe in proven recoverable reserves of uranium ores;
    2nd place in Europe and 10th place in the world in terms of titanium ore reserves;
    2nd place in the world in terms of explored reserves of manganese ores (2.3 billion tons, or 12% of the world's reserves);
    2nd largest iron ore reserves in the world (30 billion tons);
    2nd place in Europe in terms of mercury ore reserves;
    3rd place in Europe (13th place in the world) in shale gas reserves (22 trillion cubic meters)
    4th in the world by the total value of natural resources;
    7th place in the world in coal reserves (33.9 billion tons)
    Ukraine is an important agricultural country:
    1st in Europe in terms of arable land area;
    3rd place in the world by the area of black soil (25% of world's volume);
    1st place in the world in exports of sunflower and sunflower oil;
    2nd place in the world in barley production and 4th place in barley exports;
    3rd largest producer and 4th largest exporter of corn in the world;
    4th largest producer of potatoes in the world;
    5th largest rye producer in the world;
    5th place in the world in bee production (75,000 tons);
    8th place in the world in wheat exports;
    9th place in the world in the production of chicken eggs;
    16th place in the world in cheese exports.
    Ukraine can meet the food needs of 600 million people.
    Ukraine is an important industrialised country:
    1st in Europe in ammonia production;
    Europe's 2nd’s and the world’s 4th largest natural gas pipeline system;
    3rd largest in Europe and 8th largest in the world in terms of installed capacity of nuclear power plants;
    3rd place in Europe and 11th in the world in terms of rail network length (21,700 km);
    3rd place in the world (after the U.S. and France) in production of locators and locating equipment;
    3rd largest iron exporter in the world
    4th largest exporter of turbines for nuclear power plants in the world;
    4th world's largest manufacturer of rocket launchers;
    4th place in the world in clay exports
    4th place in the world in titanium exports
    8th place in the world in exports of ores and concentrates;
    9th place in the world in exports of defence industry products;
    10th largest steel producer in the world (32.4 million tons).
    Ukraine matters. That is why its independence is important to the rest of the world.

    • Western mindset: everything is about resourcesMilan
    • no time to fact check these but I seriously doubt some of them_niko
    • typical western.. because the japanse didnt invade the mandschurei because of ressources ... ohh so western...lol dumb fuck.neverscared
    • i know you're going through a tough time right now, but don't be scared.Milan
    • These are also realized resources. There are unrealized resources as well.cannonball1978
    • So Putins true motive, he wants to be the world’s biggest bee keeper.shapesalad
    • not as though as your nonexistent cerebral capacityneverscared
    • Yeahhhh. I just looked around for this one and a lot of sites have different ranks. This is interesting, but I’m not really seeing Ukraine anywhere that hightoemaas
    • Though they are 5th in titanium with 7500 tones to #1 China’s 170,000 tonestoemaas
  • whatthefunk6

  • Salarrue5

    I bet this will be as well a planned psychological war run in parallel deployed not only by paid agents but all mushed brain sheeple that will start copying and pasting shit in their feeds. Including QBN. Misinformation is the main weapon now.

    • 1000% back this thought. It's never been more important to verify what you see...grc
    • https://twitter.com/…Fax_Benson
    • Their botfarms have been heating up for a while, and DDoS on Ukrainian gov sites were reported last week and still ongoing.garbage