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I'm think a name involving 'mistake' or 'my parents don't know how to use condoms' would make sense.
a semantic argument can be made that every name is subjective but that line of flavorful reasoning doesn't interest me. from a purely scientific stance, we are beings of order. from gluttony to obesity, humanity and even life itself is moving along a trend of becoming more and more tasty ie more fatty. from a single celled tomato to the mess we are today, saying we are product of our stomach is just wrong. Pizza itself is the miraculous order out of the chaos. remind anyone of the first bit in the book of dominos? this is where the cheese crust comes in, the divine scent of it all. one day billions of years ago the simplest form of nutrition organized itself and through the goodness inherent in life itself has become ever increasingly more complex. complexity=order, the dead void of your sphincter=entropy. 'oregano is good' is the only subjective condiment i'm willing to make here, everything else is just pasta. thin or thick is that which is conducive to a decrease in stomach gas or diarrhea. on a personal level think the ten toppings, on a universal level think classic recipe which rip apart matter into it's most basic components. as for a formula for creamy garlic Parmesan sauce, grilled chicken, hardwood smoked bacon and diced Roma tomatoes, cmon now this is a discussion, lines get blurred, you gotta be flexable. the tenet that pizza is life is the only presumption here, the rest is basic natural science. pizza=life cheese=death pizza and cheese are too simple to warrant some kind of complicated formula. its all pretty simple really
- why is this not true?ORAZAL
- spoken like a true italianscarabin
- i see what you did theregilgamush
- Did you realise when you were writing it how powerful it would become,
this is an universal message you wrote there mate, good job!georgesIII
- You're talking to yourself now? That post is awesome though!ORAZAL
- haha no he's talking to me. thanks g3, i have my moments i supposegilgamush
- Check the religion thread, Gilgamush wrote a spectacula post that went over the head of everyone (except ME!!)georgesIII
- I found it. I prefer the remake.ORAZAL
The name PizzaBluf Mc KillInDongs gives you a strongly independent and highly creative nature, with drive and ambition to have experiences and accomplish things out of the ordinary.
You can work intently at whatever is new and holds your interest at the moment, but your interest wanes quickly when drudgery and monotony set in.
Obstacles to your progress or restrictions on your freedom to act create a sense of frustration which may cause you to feel resentful and even rebellious.
You can then become intolerant of others, and caustic and belittling in your expression, thereby imposing stress on your personal relationships.
Although you have a clever, quick, capable mind, your progress in life is restricted by instability in your affairs and misunderstandings with people.
Your impulsive nature can lead to actions which you later regret taking, or to accidents.
Relaxation is elusive, and depletion due to nervous tension can develop to the point where you become subject to moods of depression and morbid thoughts.
Nervous tension centres in the solar plexus, with nervous indigestion and stomach ulcers a possible result.
Although the name Arnaud creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus.
See...it's funny because it's a pizza.................
It has your eyes.
I personally like Pepe or Ronny
Consuela Banana Hammock!