Rick & Morty
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- sted2
- pango2
"I think he may have manifested a butt"
- sarahfailin3
http://heavy.com/entertainment/2… watch the new episode here-- they released it on april fools, but I'm fuckin' 5 minutes into it and it sure seems like a new episode to me.
- monospaced1
Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.
- sted0
here is your answer helloeatbreathefuckyouare:
Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 2: Rickmancing the Stone
air date: TBA - Summer 2017
- Awww nuts.DRIFTMONKEY
- sted is mad, watch out y'all :)********
- ^ Your handle breaks QBN when one clicks it.Continuity
- fckoff green cunt ;)sted
- feeling the luv sted :) thanks :)********
- Sorry, something broke.
We're on it.DRIFTMONKEY
- feel3
- aahahaha :Dsted
- already open for your conveniencesarahfailin
- Beeswax0
New season started?
I hope Morty didn't get too big for the role.
- sted2
more coming soon :)- ?detritus
- ?Bennn
- fear and loathing in dimension C-137sarahfailin
- scarabin0
the comic book is pretty decent
- scarabin3
- this shit looks utterly insanecannonball1978
- hahaha this is amazingOP31
- hahahaha the tiny lawyerernexbcn
- sarahfailin0
hey sted-- those other R&M sketches were due to be posted here by Wednesday. we're gonna dock your pay ;)
- scarabin4
i think it's funny how that guy just bought a mulan mcnugget sauce on ebay from 1998 for over 14 thousand fucking dollars, mcdonalds is considering bringing it back, SJWs are working themselves into tirades about it being racist, etc, all because of that one monolgue at the end of the last episode.
i guaranfuckingtee you the whole "nine seasons of trying to get that sauce" thing will be shrugged off or ignored immediately in the next episode
- Racist to have a promotional tie in to a movie about a culture? Jesus Christ.monospaced
