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- utopian9
- No Juan is gonna pay for dat wall! lolNBQ00
- He's a precast concrete plank.PhanLo
- His supporters are the biggest fucking idiots and should be ashamed to call themselves American citizens.monospaced
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- chukkaphob0
- https://www.dailymai…chukkaphob
- Wishing them a Merry Christmas the day after Christmas.
It's lip service. Anyone who doesn't see that is a fucking ninny-muggins.hobgoblin - Those names though.teh
- looks like one of the greatest Presidential visits ever.PhanLo
- gotta give him a little bit of a pat on the back for finally doing this. I can't stand him but this was needing to happen.capn_ron
- Not like that. He's, yet again, managed to get the world to hate America and make himself look like a joke.formed
- @formed wrongchukkaphob
- allthethings5
Trump asks Angela Merkel, "How do you have so many smart people around you?"
"I have a test." She calls Wolfgang Schäuble. "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
"It's me, " Schäuble says.
"See?" Merkel says.
Trump goes home and asks Mike Pence, "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
Pence thinks and thinks, but has no answer. Finally he tells Trump, "I'll get back to you." Next day, he calls Obama: "Who is your father's son but not your brother?"
"It's me," Obama tells him. So Pence calls Trump back and says, "I have the answer, Mr. President! It's Barack Obama."
"No, you fucking idiot!" Trump screams. "It's Wolfgang Schäuble!"
- fooler1
- Top Gun. Hardo.PhanLo
- Top Bone SpursBH26
- Totally...but you have to hand it to him, his timing was marketing genius.see_thru
- Genius because he appeals to gullible, senseless idiots, I suppose.monospaced
- How does completely fucking up a military strategy count as marketing genius?CyBrainX
- Fooler, no. As president, he's Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. Stolen valor is claiming you were in the military when you were not for personal gainGM278
- for example...using a false claim that you were in the military to give you an advantage over other candidates for a job.GM278
- utopian8
Daughters of foot doctor say he diagnosed Trump with bone spurs as 'favor' to Fred Trump
The daughters of a Queens foot doctor say their late father diagnosed President Donald Trump with bone spurs to help him avoid the Vietnam War draft as a "favor" to his father Fred Trump, according to a new report Wednesday.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/26/p…
#CaptainBoneSpurs
#Winning
#MAGA
- utopian4
Trump Accidentally Revealed the Identities of a Covert Navy SEAL Team on Twitter
https://splinternews.com/trump-s…
#TeamTrump
#MAGA
- robotron3k0
Take is easy utopian...
- of course this happened in a vape shopfooler
- damn!********
- https://i.imgur.com/…renderedred
- Strawberry. Make sure it’s 6mg so I don’t have to come back. Fuck off!monospaced
- trump fucking up left right and centre, yet some neckbeard idiot in a vape shop is what gets robos attention.inteliboy
- Can you imagine his reaction if the clerk was female and not white?monospaced
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- Corrupt. All of them.NBQ00
- No. I dun beleeb.robotron3k
- We know this already...see_thru
- its a conspiracy!pango
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- colab3
Reading this thread from the beginning is a trip. Becomes very meta, very quickly.
- chukkaphob2
- zingchukkaphob
- this is the wall we need for the stable genius https://thumbs.dream…zaq
- https://thumb7.shutt…zaq
- [image of a prison cell wall]zaq
- Did the Obama's promise Mexico was going to pay for it before they started building it?fooler
- not the pointchukkaphob
- what is the point?fooler
- this is not a zingmonospaced
- There is NO wall around the Obama's! This lying moron just spouts crap and the suckers lap it up.formed
- This is pure delusion, and an outright lie which is nothing more than fuel for his most idiotic supporter’s raging fire of bigotry and fear. It works too.monospaced
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