Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- cruddlebub2
Listening to my wife taking the piss out of the lack of hairs on my calves... "Have you shaved your legs?"... "How about you fuck off love" to which she hilariously laughs... Bitch...
- Why would she desire hairy calves?palimpsest
- I don't intend to kink shame.
https://www.gmbinder…palimpsest - Hahaha she just takes the piss! And she's probably jelly about having to shave her legs when the bottom half of mine are hairless!cruddlebub
- This can be due to a medical disorder, commonly poor circulation. Mention it to a doctor.comicsans
- Ramanisky28
- Climbers spend most of their salary on chiropractors, they don't drink, they eat terribly, they live alone and they are boring as hell!!OBBTKN
- I know tons of them and they are not models of anything...OBBTKN
- After saying this... I can confess that I have banged my head more than once by putting on my underwear ;)OBBTKN
- I'm happy when I get out of the shower and get my foot in my underwear and it doesn't snag like it's made of fucking velcro.Akagiyama
- ^ always a plusRamanisky2
- bainbridge5
I want to get rid of everything I own.
I never go shopping- It's true, it must be a matter of age, before I used to go shopping for clothes and shoes regularly... now I barely do!OBBTKN
- I have tons of shoes from that time, I suffer from Imelda Marcos disease, lolOBBTKN
- Yesssssss! I hate buying anything. I hate receiving gifts unless they are consumablenb
- I just by multiple of the same black shirts and black pants. and that will last me 5 yrs at least. some 10 yrs.pango
- *buypango
- can i have your car?imbecile
- nb: exactly - I no longer want/need gifts, they just take up space - I've been giving consumables or experiences as gifts for a few years nowtimeless
- you mean you wouldn't like it if i give you a giant spoon as decoration?
https://i0.wp.com/es…pango - If I stop buying records kill meGardener
- https://i.imgur.com/…mort_
- mort_5
- That's why suicide is the biggest killer in that age group. Worms on a diamondPhanLo
- “That” age group.., nicely distanced lolmort_
- "possibility is a private party to which you are no longer invited" oh dear lord, lol
'lol'.Nairn - jesusprophetone
- :(wagshaft
- "We're preparing a chair for you... that'll be a few hours"cannonball1978
- rzu-rzu1
it belongs here
- Ramanisky29
- You coulda stopped at stove top burner.palimpsest
- Mine's on the bottom-right.Continuity
- I have a favorite knife and a favorite type forkKrassy
- lolYakuZoku
- But aren't they all different sizes for varying pot/pan sizes?FNP14
- ^ I also have a favourite pan that is perfectly sized to my favourite burner.monNom
- Front leftfooler
- The big one, front left for meRamanisky2
- FRBE
Front Right Burner Energystoplying - FRmonospaced
- Usually it's closest to the sink. I don't need all 4bainbridge
- Not that old yet :)robthelad
- Gardener19
- haha. So trueIanbolton
- +1OBBTKN
- This works on all levels.palimpsest
- +1SimonFFM
- Shit, if you can't look at yourself right now and realize you're an idiot, you're probably an idiot.garbage
- This is true about then and now and the futurenb
- If you think you have it all figured out and won’t in the future think you were an idiot today, you’re an idiot today. Which you are, regardless.nb
- So today we're all tomorrow's yesterday's idiots, if we realize that ... or else, we'll be still idiots tomorrow. So forever idiots then. LOLKrassy
- Idiot 4 lifenb
- “I was an idiot every day of my life except today”nb
- ^ !Krassy
- Ianbolton7
I'm 50 in 2 years 12 days
- It's ok, in this post-Covid/Brexit, wasteland 50's the new 60.Nairn
- I was 50 1 year ago and 27 days :(dee-dubs
- I was 50 357 days ago.Continuity
- I guess, what I'm trying to say, Ian, is ... QUIT YOUR WHINGEING, KID.Continuity
- 54 22 days ago. 60 is the new 40.mort_
- ^ My back says otherwisedee-dubs
- ^ My knees too lolmort_
- I've been moving house this week.
Christ, I feel old. I still think i'm 30-odd, so act and work like it, but the next day reminds me how old I am...Nairn - I play football every Monday night and still get stuck in. Probably more so now as I get older and angrierIanbolton
- well hello there young kiddo...hydro74
- webazoot5
I ran for a bus at the weekend and the driver stopped and waited.
- Respect.Morning_star
- how long did the driver waited?pango
- Akagiyama5
Eminem is going to be a grandfather. WTF.
- fooler1
You start to color your beard
https://target.scene7.com/is/ima…- Fuck that, i'm embracing an urban gandalf vibe.Morning_star
- I read that beard dye is heavily toxic and should not be placed anywhere near your mouth lolnb
