Signs your getting old?
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- Continuity4
It's taking _a lot_ longer to find a job.
- Bennn5
people born in the 90's are almost 30 y-o now
That means we're old AF
- you're old afMaaku
- ^ no, you areGnash
- you're old afBennn
- "As Fuck!" say it damn you lil' cuntface!utopian
- get off my lawn assholesjaylarson
- I'm 35 years youngMaaku
- you're 35 years oldBennn
- Agreed with utopian.Continuity
- 30's are the new teens.shapesalad
- Age is just a number. My girls are now 5-10 years younger than me. Still having fun on Tinder until I settle down.********
- You're old when millennial's using acronyms, and abbreviations like 'convo' get on your tits...see_thru
- Almost 30!!!! Not yet Ben so calm down!!!!notype
- i heard a grown up woman in the plane in a conversation saying she was born 1994.... I was thinking... fuck... I graduated in 1995. haha.SimonFFM
- ^^ exactlyBennn
- any abv bothers mejaylarson
- @simon... ooph.notype
- i work in a university, every year greeted by the DOBs of new students. 1999 atm. christ.kingsteven
- caterpus6
dating someone based on their personality and not their looks
- Lolpango
- lol, the pool depleting?notype
- http://weknowmemes.c…********
- Bennn7
But seriously I think the worst part of getting old is seeing our parents getting very old.. We're still fine at 40 y-o, but our parents hitting 70+ have good reasons to whine
- Hear hear :(PonyBoy
- real talksection_014
- Parkinson's is one of the not so fun ones to see a parent suffer with.shapesalad
- MrT0
When you find yourself strangely drawn to late-afternoon quiz shows.
- autoflavour3
you start threads on long irrelevant design forums lamenting your continual march towards death..
- I still love you QBN tho..
never fearautoflavour - i would call it more of a hobble, than a march.Gnash
- really it's more of a saunter to death but i'm quick walker.kingsteven
- I still love you QBN tho..
- MrT4
When you feel too old for the ‘Signs your getting old’ thread.
- drgs1
When you unload groceries from the bags, you put everything in the fridge, incl. toothbrush, pasta etc. You'll deal with it later.
- when im done eating i put dirty dishes in the fridge********
- when im done eating i put dirty dishes in the fridge
- MrT0
When you're selecting the character for the online TDM in which you're about to come last, and you pick someone with the correct attire for the weather in the level.
- this is just being sensibleprophetone
- TDM ;-)?mugwart
- Team Deathmatch. Woo hoo it's not just me!!!MrT
- capn_ron1
Just ordered my first pair of glasses. I can't blame the monitor anymore, my eyes are getting blurry. lasted 41 years with no glasses. now i get to lose them on my head like drgs was just posting about.
- Hours of fundrgs
- i think i might be in same boat, but currently in denialprophetone
- It will at least make me look a smudge smarter with them tasty spectacles.capn_ron
- fooler0
I made an AOL "Files Done" sound yesterday and no one got the reference.
- tFour0
Uncontrollable farts.
- CALLES3
Yup. Showering before any sexual recreation
- It's a legal requirement in most retirement home these days :(Fax_Benson
- ^^ hahahmugwart
- lol faxGuyFawkes
- ********-4
- When you need help to get up from the toilet..
- When it takes you 3 minutes finishing to pee..
- When you finishing pee, just found out that half of the urine is in your pants..
- When you still get horny of looking at hot chicks, but it takes a half day to get "it" up..
- When it takes you three hours, to buy food in the mall..
- When you reached that day, you had to use diapers..
- When you can go on the bus for free..
- When you can't remember that you had kids..
- When your balls is as long as your wifes boobs..
- When the nice policemen always follow you home..
- How old are you? lolMaaku
- If I had to guess I'd say he's 17Fax_Benson
- Im near that guy's age on the gif dudes! :)********
