Signs your getting old?
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- sted0
everybody is much smaller than i remember
- sted0
everybody is much smaller than i remember
- self dv vpn got madsted
- I read an American article the other day that described a miscreant as 'short' at 5'8". I'm about 5'9". I've never thought of myself as 'short'. Cunts.Nairn
- And seem to be repeating yourself?aslip
- 5’8” isn’t short. But it’s definitely not tall either. I’m over 5’10” and feel short compared to most men in the USmonospaced
- This came up y'day at this brilliant place* we took the kid to - I realised that all the blokes there towered over me. I'm a shortarse - why did no one tell me?Nairn
- * It's a brewery, set up in a warehouse space, that sells booze, pizza and has a bouncy castle in for the bairns. I've never seen so many relieved parentsNairn
- HijoDMaite-1
The kids are saying, “I’m not trying’ to catch a case..”
- fooler7
I’m watching golf on tv
- lol and snooker on youtube @fooler********
- Snooker in EurosportOBBTKN
- Snooker on CeefaxMrT
- I love the Golf Channel!boobs
- Watching NBA and commenting on twitter like mad #LakeShowgrafician
- when you think it is a slomo, but it’s not...SimonFFM
- I'm at the driving range more often than I do anything else `\_(-__-)_/'shellie
- I miss playing golf. I was down to a 12 handicap a few years ago.section_014
- My 10 year old watches Golf Channel.lemmy_k
- I keep coming back to QBNe-pill
- lol and snooker on youtube @fooler
- MrT0
Not realising the solid seat was down when I sat for a numero dos. Escaped before the Rorschach moment.
- Hayzilla1
You have to ask your wife what an 'incel' is.
- Hayzilla0
You have to ask your wife what an 'Rorschach' is.
- ShenanigansTV4
Weed is legal.
- I smoked more pot when it was illegal. I'm that old!fooler
- Me too.ShenanigansTV
- I smoked more pot than u during a live stream on Newstoday than u did as an adult!!!e-pill
- I hate the smell of weed. Please smoke it far away from me and others like me.shapesalad
- I'm so old a joint was a dollar when I smoked. And an ounce was $40.CyBrainX
- drgs1
Julio Iglesias (senior) music videos in Youtube recommendations
Youtube recommendation algorithm can be summed up as "once you go black, you never go back". Nuh-uh, I'm not going there
- utopian-2
I no longer visit the "RIP of the day" thread, depressing.
https://www.qbn.com/topics/63408…
- Bennn4
When you go to hospital, doctor is younger than you
When you get arrested, police officer is younger than you@misterhow
- timeless3
- ugh -
posting "a signs you're getting old" post in the blog thread
- e-pill3
im not.. the rest of your with kids and wives are..
im still designing.. still kicking ass and still driving my Rubicon all across your lawns!!!
if your too old then bye.. if your still here,, then try!!! ill drive you around everyone's yard for free!!!
love you old ppl!!!
-e
- NBQ000
My sleep patterns get worse and worse. Up until recently I went super early to bed at like 9pm or 9:30pm but now it‘s often already at 8:30pm. Then I wake up at 4am and don‘t have anything to do before i go to work so i lay in bed for another 2 hours trying to sleep some more. And still feel like crap and as if i hadn‘t had enough sleep.
It seems psychologically better to go to bed at like 10-11pm and wake up 6am as then it seems like you got more sleep than waking up at 4 or 4:30am despite same or more hours of sleep.
- Sounds like you're getting a solid 7 hours sleep a night. I'm envious. If you can, just get up and do shit when you know you'd otherwise stare at the ceiling.Nairn
- Wear yourself out in the gym + magnesium = I can sleep for 10-11 hoursdrgs
- drgs: magnesium is used to prevent falling asleep! https://www.ncbi.nlm…zarkonite
- Bennn1
the ultimate sign, iam one year older today guys
- if it's the ultimate sign, it's been nice knowing you, Bennn.Nairn
- Bon anniversaire!Gnash
- Happy Birthday, Bennn!Krassy
- thanks ;)Bennn
- Bonne fete!zarkonite
- Hbd Bennn!!
How's your car?OBBTKN - My car is good, i will let him know you send your best regardsBennn
- your car is a 'he?' what's his name?Krassy
- Felicidades!!!Miesfan
- feliz cumpleaños!uan
- Mr. YarisBennn
- Ah happy Oldbenn! :Dsted
- fooler3
I was corrected by a coworker today when I said "he" while talking about someone I've know for years. My coworker responded by saying... "they... they prefer to go by "they" or "them" now" and I had to bite my tongue and rephrase my sentence.
- Tell both to fuck offdrgs
- my wife and I have recently been working on referring to the once nephew as our niece... you WILL slip up... there is nothing you can do bug apologize & hug. :)PonyBoy
- *butPonyBoy
- "...ok, that's nice for him. Anyway, he..."Nairn
- Late stage capitalism..autoflavour
- Lol @nairnduckseason
- There was a girl at my wife’s work who demanded she be referred to as “they,” so from then on everyone called her the “they girl” lol_niko
- This is an american thing, we still use gender in the rest of the world, please reffer to us as "they"grafician
- or are you the Borg?grafician
- Just knee her in the nose next time.jagara
- are you they Borg?emphor
- Why would anyone go by they, does he have a multiple personality disorder?deadsperm
- Tell them you prefer to be called 'His Lordship Master Commodore of the Giant Boner" and that you self identify as a giant boner, and they need to respect that.shapesalad
- I dont get the "they" either ... The confusion potential is greatBennn
- kingsteven3
i wish someone would tell me "you could be asymptomatic"
- drgs8
The older I get, the less I pretend
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