Signs your getting old?
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- dmay4
30 years ago:
- DUN-DUN...Nairn
- Hold on, I was 13 when Twin Peaks came out? I coulda sworn I was a wee bit older.Nairn
- I remember watching the series, but I remember nothing from itdrgs
- It is happening againBluejam
- It's a unique series that wasn't for everyone.
It was fantastic.ideaist - The Return/Season 3 was even better. Possibly the best thing Lynch ever did.CyBrainX
- Bennn-5
Anyone in here have a La-Z-Boy ?
- I do, I also have a daughterGnash
- ^ This joke confirms itself as true.nb
- lol dad jokesprophetone
- Signs you're getting old: Laughing at other peoples' dad jokes when I'm not making my own.CyBrainX
- whatthefunk1
- Jesus. Is that true?NBQ00
- Yes, nbqOBBTKN
- I asked JesusNBQ00
- Jesus is patiently waiting at the gates of heaven for Kurt.utopian
- That's about how old someone who was 45 in 1990 would be.BK
- ^ right, but the 90s don't feel like 30 years ago; the 90s feel like 10 years ago, maxKrassy
- ^ That was 10 years agoMaaku
- ^ lolKrassy
- I remember Kurt Loder before MTV. I'm not sure what he was doing but that voice was already very familiar to me from childhood in the 70s.CyBrainX
- inteliboy1
The return of baggy flared pants looks stupid. I threw out all those clothes in the early 2000's.
- NBQ00-1
- ideaist5
Back pain(s).
- webazoot0
You don't know who this is https://www.qbn.com/reply/396252…
- ********0
- Hell yes. I own that guitar, and that song has been a staple of my sets for years. Damn, got me pegged.e-wo
- BusterBoy3
When you need to wear your reading glasses to cook dinner! FFS...first time I tried it last night and what a revelation. Didn’t realise finely chopping carrots would be so much easier!
- Krassy7
when you need vision glasses to find your vision glasses
- I think this is why older people wear larger and larger frames - Its the only way to find them.webazoot
- *I think = I realised.webazoot
- ha!Krassy
- Get progressive lenses. They changed my life. I never take them off. They work for every situation. I got the transition version so they're good on sunny days.CyBrainX
- @CyBrainX where did you get them?Krassy
- deadsperm1
Back in the day claiming you had a partner was a code word for you getting it up the ass.
Now so many of you go out of your way to avoid claiming you have a girlfriend, woman or baby momma that I wonder if there's transphobia behind your non-gendered definition of your "partner".- I'm unmarried, 40-something, and I'm a bit younger than the person I'm with, with whom we have a kid. She's not my wife, nor my girlfriend, so wtf is she?Nairn
- Wait, are you suggesting that we get into pegging?Nairn
- Your baby momma or your girlfriend.deadsperm
- If your goal is to stay with her until your kid grows up then she's yo waif.
#sorrydeadsperm - If you like things raw then she yo woman.
Don't come pussyfootin'.deadsperm - Now if yous talking "literally" like these milenials that's a whole new can of worms.deadsperm
- In that case anything goes. Up is down and all that nonsense.deadsperm
- wat?Nairn
- Yes.deadsperm
- hahahaNairn
- @Nairn, why not call her your wife even though you're not legally marrieddorf
- I haven't checked but I would assume the concept of wife predates the legal contract. And it sure as hell transcends it, so why call a deer a horse?deadsperm
- @dorf - mainly the looks my partner's given me whenever I've tried that in front of her...Nairn
- Maybe we're all taking it in the ass, you don't know.nb
- It would be silly of me to assume you aren't.deadsperm
- https://knowyourmeme…ideaist
- dbloc1
My 10 year old niece just asked what a record player is.
- SimonFFM1
For many years, I was not able to buy tasteful strawberries anymore. They look red, but they taste like nothing.
When I was a kid, strawberries were so tasty. Same goes for tomatoes and carrots. Those from my parents garden were so yummy. Smelled and tasted so delicious.
Even farmers don't sell tasteful stuff here anymore.
- The soil is no more nutritious. But most likely the non-organic strawberries may be affected by pesticides and other type of industrial produce stuff.NBQ00
- The real culprit may also be 5GNBQ00
- Do you smoke?drgs
- Look into seedsnb
- That has to do with what varieties are grown now. They select for shelf life, and resistance to blemishes.robotinc
- If you grow your own, you can select for flavorrobotinc
- https://frankfurter-…
https://www.t-online…uan - you need to find the right seeds/farmers/enthus...uan
- fooler1
I just found an old g shock watch in my drawer and I have no idea how to reset it to the correct time.
- Fax_Benson7
I've started using a shoehorn and am considering getting another for my day bag so that I can comfortably shoe and unshoe when out and about.
- People who don't use shoehorns are idiots. Try a two foot long one, you'll never go back!!!nb
- ^ So true. I too, use the extendo-hornGnash
- No thanks, I have stool in my entry hallway where I can sit while putting on my shoesdrgs
- I haven't reached the shoehorn stage yet. I'm still bending down and/or kneeling to put mine on.Continuity
- Fucking old codgers, you lot are!Continuity
- It saves your fingers, too. Pretty sure I've got mild arthritis in my fingers. Using them as a de facto shoehorn is really ineffective and painfulFax_Benson
- saying ‘shoe and unshoe’prophetone
- 44 y/o and using shoe horn since 1980. It's practical. Fuck y'alljagara
- Nairn5
Friend just sent a photo of him and myself at what I think was a Jeff Mills gig somewhere around the turn of the millennium.
I have something weird in my mouth, which I presume is something joint-related, not some septic growth.
Anyway, I'm wearing a t-shirt that I literally just had in the last wash. Fucking love that tee.
I realised recently that I've got a good number of t-shirts that are at least 22 years old.
lol- Apparently I had a de-beareded phase.
I don't remember that.
You can tell why.Nairn - lol @ 22 years old tshirt! Tshirt were quality back thenBennn
- My old T's are getting a little tighter these daysfaxion
- Mitsubishi ?
;-)Krassy - Eyes say pingers, for sure!MrT
- So does the sweat mark!
I think this was a couple of years post Mitzies :)Nairn - Yeah you’re cranking.MrT
- Apparently I had a de-beareded phase.
