Signs your getting old?
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- face_melter2
The first episode of the Aeon Flux animated series was 30 years ago.
- scarabin12
I have a couple eyebrow hairs that just started doing whatever they want. I reckon in a few years i’ll look like Thufir Hawat
- With any luckscarabin
- Same. They grow at 3x the speed as the other ones.thumb_screws
- Makes for a seamless combover.lemmy_k
- Every time I get a haircut, the barber trims my eyebrowsdmay
- You'd make a wonderful post-apocalypse Thufir. An army of scorpion assassins, and selling chicken eggs on the side.garbage
- I just yanked out a couple crazy long gray hairs myself.utopian
- on the ears alsodkoblesky
- That’s pretty much my retirement plan, garbagescarabin
- https://64.media.tum…
i prefer the mr magorium style :)sted - Go Pai Mei https://giphy.com/gi…moldero
- The future is some hair missing from where it used to be and some more growing where it didn't used to grow.comicsans
- As for the first grey pubic hairs... That is depressing.comicsans
- microkorg0
Fancying a Barbour Jacket.
- fooler4
I've been watching the news way more than playing video games
- Gnash0
- *only your system is capable to output those frequenciessted
- can't hear the last 2, although I do hear them starting and ending.. but the actual tone.. nupautoflavour
- Morning_star4
Whilst browsing the GIF of the day thread I showed a child and wife the funny cat with tissue on its paws.
Wife and child looked at each other, then laughed at me.
Child pipes up, “Where did you find that dad, Friends Reunited”
- microkorg2
So an update. I got a Barbour jacket for £30. Not a regular one though, it's a Barbour & Pantone collaboration.
Thought it was gonna be cool, but wearing it puts 10 years on me and the cut certainly doesnt do anything to hide this lockdown belly I've acquired over the past year.
- Perhaps the cut actually fits your age, you thought what you wore made you look younger, and now everyone thinks you look your age?shapesalad
- are you going hunting in the English country side?autoflavour
- It doesn't even look like they tried to make it look good on their own site. :/monospaced
- nb6
You like punk
- and you consider stuff like Green Day to be "punk" LOLKrassy
- Who?nb
- Also "X" Krassylemmy_k
- https://youtu.be/nd-…fooler
- i like punk, but green day ain't punk :Prenderedred
- Green Day started out punk.DRIFTMONKEY
- I'm a teenage tiger and a goo goo muckprophetone
- dorf2
I had prostatitis. If you haven't urine for some fun!
- SimonFFM2
Being told that you don’t use your index finger to scroll on your smartphone screen but I don’t know how to scroll with my thumb.
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I heard that there are many college kids that don't know who NSync was or never heard a song from them, much less Aqua.
They are probably better off.
- 1 of my sons friends moms had never heard of Motley Crue. Not never listened to them but had never even heard their name before.fooler
- they possibly remember the judge from a pop group in ABDC jabbawookeez season 1.uan
- Sigh, we have GOOD tickets to the Motley Crew, Def Leppard show that never happened.lemmy_k
- OBBTKN5
Listening (and enjoying) the greatest hits of... Julio Iglesias!!!
My gosh
- turn the volume up.uan
- what's wrong with julio iglesias?dkoblesky
- OBBTKN, I have my family singing Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.lemmy_k
- My mom loves that soccer player to death.********
- https://www.eve.com.…VectorMasked
- Raro, raro, raro, raro.palimpsest
- youtube recommendations?drgs
- have some vinyl's that were my mother'smaquito
- autoflavour0
since December I can't lift my right arm higher than my elbow..
fucking swollen bursa or something..
its really starting to be annoying.
like, I can't even touch the back of my own head.
- brt441
you start drinking non-alcoholic beer
- i actually thought about that, quit drinking few yrs ago but i miss a cold beer. as an ex drinker i think it's blasphemy :)renderedred
- ^exactly thisdkoblesky
- drinking a 0.0% Heineken just now.
gonna try all of Feb off the booze._me_ - Jever 0% tastes like real beer. There are other breweries, too, who make very good non-alcoholic beer.SimonFFM
- https://www.claustha… saved me a few times.
Samesies @_me_; feeling fantastic!ideaist
- dkoblesky5
I put the rest of the cookies from a package I just opened into a tupperware
- For me there is no "rest of the cookies", so I don't buy any cookies whatsoeverdrgs
- ^this, that's why I don't buy cookiesdmay
- :)brt44
- don't tell me you even knew where the tupperware lid was!?!Krassy
- tupperwares are important in my lifedkoblesky
- I'm still having problems finding the lid...brt44
- @drgs this!api
- @drgs exaaaaaaactly.ben_
- I'm a fan of tupperware since I remember. was I born old?oey_oey
- @drgs LOL so true.mort_
- capn_ron2
Threw my lower back out yesterday. Can't even tell you how. All i know is that it hurts to sit, it hurts to stand, it hurts to sneeze, and it hurts to live. I need a back-i-otomy today.
Every stretch i can find just to keep moving today.
- whatthefunk13
- LOLContinuity
- Wait, that's not real??
Fuck's sake!Akagiyama - Pine cone tea is real and you should be drinking it!futurefood
- I meant, Pine Sol!futurefood
