Signs your getting old?
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- drgs0
From what age do you start to take evening walks
- 12xu1
- shapesalad-2
You start relating to Robert De Niro's character in this:
and life seems close to this:
- Dear God, what is that first thing?Nairn
- i just threw up a little bit********
- It's a girly movie that your other half forces you to watch....shapesalad
- You know it's an awful movie if you can't even make it through the trailer.CyBrainX
- renderedred1
just got back from gum deep cleaning...
it sucks being old, i am seeing dentists and gum surgeons once a year at least and there's always something to be done.- as long as you have money, they will find _something_scarabin
- Krassy15
NFTs
- Was about to say "hate on stupid new tech" but okaygrafician
- :)Krassy
- Hey, I'm 62, I just sold 2 NFTs in the past 3 daysdkoblesky
- I feel like I‘m missing out. First Clubhouse, now this. Leave me alone lolSimonFFM
- Simon, time to NFT some titties!Krassy
- NFTitties********
- Clubhouse will be a distant memory at this point next yeardkoblesky
- I always thought titties were fungable.CyBrainX
- Read multiple articles. Still goes over my head how it works.mapleT
- Nairn0
Not really a sign I'm getting old (well, yeah it is) but I always smile when Gerry Rafferty's 'Baker Street' pops up on my main Spotify Liked Songs list, amidst a load of techno and electronic music.
- lol, random just skipped to Donna Summer's I Feel Love, haha
So old.Nairn - My playlists consist entirely of guilty pleasures. I stopped caring in 2008.drgs
- My 2 yr old's been digging through my old CD collection, pulling out discs which I play for her. I have some terrible guilty pleasures going back decades :)Nairn
- My most liked songs mutate a lot too after my oldest daugther does parties in the garage with her friends...OBBTKN
- Gosh! She knows I hate reggaeton... Ffs, use your Spotify account the next time!!! KidosOBBTKN
- The Foo Fighters did a great cover of Baker Street.fooler
- I listen to an even amount of music from each of the decades since the 60s. If I start looking into more jazz circa early Miles Davis, the 50s may catch up.CyBrainX
- https://www.urbandic…DaveO
- fucking lol DaveO!Nairn
- lol, random just skipped to Donna Summer's I Feel Love, haha
- ********-1
I think I'm smellier than I used to be. I definitely should bathe or perfume more than when I was a younger, fresher man.
- lol.....brave man to say this....but I think it is truedkoblesky
- Oh good, so it's not just me then********
- our flesh is decaying...our organs are decaying....of course it smellsdkoblesky
- Yeah we are organic soft tissue decay********
- Dusty********
- Just shower everyday. You'll be fine.CyBrainX
- More perfume is absolutely not the answer here.Nairn
- fooler4
I like women in skinny jeans and side parts
- side parts? like muffin tops?futurefood
- Nope. Hair styles.fooler
- PhanLo0
I'm watching caulking and silicone sealing videos on Youtube.
Also got work trousers with knee inserts for a job I was on recently, knees were aching.
- dkoblesky4
I am cranky at work all the time and have no patience for stupidity.
When people act like idiots in meetings (always) I feel like screaming at them...
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When I read this back I am like 'wow! what a cranky old man!'
- Patience... they are not in your control********
- You have no patience for stupidity, but you hang out here. mindblowncanoe
- Patience... they are not in your control
- Fax_Benson6
My stubbly beard is going quickly but unevenly grey. The only bit that isn't at all is that recess you have in the middle above the upper lip. That's staying dark, and together with the natural shadow it casts, is giving me a noticeable mini-Hitler.
One of a few ongoing face-wrongs.
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- you get more right-wing as you get older, they said.Fax_Benson
- 'face-wrongs' love itdkoblesky
- My beard is pretty much all gray apart from the area around my mouth that is black – on zoom it looks like i have a goatee. Not cool.DaveO
- Lol. Time for Just for Men********
- if you use just for men, don't you get an afternoon shadow of greys the same day?dorf
- I think it's a daily routine probably but you may need to do further research********
- That shit about getting more right wing as you get older is the reverse of my experience. I think it's the world causing it and has nothing to do with my age.CyBrainX
- Face-Wrongs would be a great band name.CyBrainX
- timeless4
When cleaning up the kitchen I put the dish towel over my shoulder when not in use. So, I’m cleaning up the kitchen and goto dry a pan I’ve just washed. WTF - there’s not a dish towel in sight. I’m thinking “There was just one here a minute ago. Oh well.” So I go and get a dish towel to dry off the pan with another one sitting on my shoulder.
- ********0
Implanting a computer interface into my consciousness seems inconceivable and cumbersome yet I'm sure most of these kids are into it.
That and my hair feels thinner and less responsive.
- ********0
Also, a partner?
What's the point?
- probably for choking situations. dont want to die from asphyxiation due to eating alone********
- Nairn's partner is shaving his backdrgs
- You are not old enough to know the answer...OBBTKN
- Lol @ an answer********
- Good for nairn i guess********
- someone to bring you fresh underwear on a long hospital stay, what's so confusing?kingsteven
- So a butler?********
- that's a weird kink but sure, whatever you are in to.kingsteven
- =]********
- probably for choking situations. dont want to die from asphyxiation due to eating alone
- SlashPeckham7
This guy now looks young
- OBBTKN2
When, by far, the most listened playlist in your Spotify acc. is a white noise playlist to sleep
- nb6
Hey if you still have data saved on CD-Rs you definitely want to get that data NOW today because it's probably already faded
- cd lifespan is 10 yrs as far as i knowrenderedred
- Uh oh. I better get to backin' that shit up.lemmy_k
- I often wonder about this but then think what fucking use is a 25-year-old Quark 3 artwork. And then I quickly forgets.MrT
