Signs your getting old?
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- dibec8
Groaning when you bend down. Shit is ridiculous.
- It helps to lean on one of your kneesdrgs
- use all lower back, the trick is to do it very fast, if you have something heavy nearby, grab it firstGuyFawkes
- Turkish get-ups in the morning. They absolutely suck, but are amazing for you.garbage
- or just command the kids to pick stuff up.uan
- Bite the pillow.palimpsest
- at this point, I groan just thinking about itsection_014
- grafician-1
Cherries make you fat.
Oh and watermelons and grapes too.
- cannonball19780
Fatty liver.
So not only am I a fatass but my liver gotta be one too.
- This is really bad. How's your blood sugar? did you do an A1C test as well?zarkonite
- Blood sugar levels are fine. I just need to exercise and eat better.cannonball1978
- neverscared2
no more late night coffees.
- Nairn11
Had a kickabout in the park on Sunday evening, first time in .. well, a while.
Was quite pleased with myself yesterday as I had no aches or pains. "Huh, I'm fitter than I expected" thought I, "clearly my walking 45-an hour and a half each day is keeping me in good shape!".
Woke up this morning and and I couldn't even roll over onto my side, my legs and arms were so sore.
- i_monk0
This is 10 years old.
- skinny_puppy4
- As much as I think this never happened, it does raise the question of how glyphs will evolve to represent increasingly archaic images of fundamental concepts.Nairn
- eg. https://cdn.shopify.…Nairn
- Totally, very interesting.skinny_puppy
- lolAQUTE
- I'm not sure software icons are in line to replace the alphabet, but then Roger Moore's in my favourite Bond movie, so...MrT
- Wot, no emoji?Nairn
- I'll go on a stabbing spree if I see emojis in software interfaces.CyBrainX
- Nairn2
Not only did I not know what the fuck these are, neither did the local shop owner, nor his two twenty-something sons, when they have them right there by the till.
Apparently kids are spending small fortunes on these?
- Soooo.... what is it? Bubble wrap replacement therapy?kalkal
- Sea Turtles and Dolphins love these.utopian
- the anticipation is killing memonospaced
- Looks like a peg solitaire.palimpsest
- That was about my guess, kalkal - and judging by filename, about right.Nairn
- https://www.youtube.…drgs
- https://upload.wikim…palimpsest
- wow, drgs.
aka "how to keep an idiot busy" or, "what most computer games feel like to me these days"Nairn - @drgs nice!Krassy
- I would have used it to make the tiniest ice cubes.zarkonite
- omg, my daughter and her friends on our block who are 6 - 8. They all em "fidgets" and they even make their own, folding paper with little stones insidemg33
- to shake them and make noise.mg33
- actually good for anxiety when rushing on mushrooms. just saying.inteliboy
- whatthefunk5
- When you're unconcerned about society so you crap right in your chair, later to regret it.CyBrainX
- _niko6
One day
I'm going to make movies
One day
I'm going to be a famous artist
One day
I'm going to make comics
I've got plenty of time.One day
I'll go to Japan
One day
I'll drive a Porsche
One day
I'll make a difference
It's just a matter of time.Then the day comes
I haven't made a movie
I haven published a comic
I haven't become a famous artist
I haven't been to Japan
I haven't driven a Porsche
I haven't made a difference.
I've run out of time.- I've got plenty to be happy and proud of, don't get me wrong but I just got back from my second funeral in a month and you just feel more aware fleeting time_niko
- and how much of life we spend putting shit off, dreaming and not necessarily doing._niko
- Then the day comes where "one day" or "tomorrow" is today - get busy living or get busy dying - book the flight right nowtimeless
- Death doesn't work like that - you could be dead in 2 hours in a car accident or in 20 years due to illness. Making long term plans is stupid.grafician
- Make long term plans with daily actions to achieve. If you don’t make because of death, you won’t know any better ;)toemaas
- drgs8
- kalkal8
I've been plucking the same few white hairs from my head since I was about 20.
Now, I'm regularly plucking ear hairs.
- Fax_Benson3
you see them so often you run out of things to chat about with your osteopath.
- Bennn1
'How to Make Time Slow Down'
- Why does time pass so quickly as we age? Routine. -
- grafician5
- solution is to set aside a set amount for electricity. slightly above monthly average. then kids get to keep the difference, or pay more out of their savingsshapesalad
- depending on what the actual bill amount is. So incentivize them to switch off lights etc, to get the bill down, so they can have some extra cash.shapesalad
- and dad takes 15% cut of profits.shapesalad
- 20%_me_
- jagara5
At 45, every activity that isn't sitting in a room being miserable, is seen as a "midlife crisis", by cynical douchebags.
Oh well. Ignoring cynical douchebags is a new thing you'll have to do for the rest of your life, from now on. If you insist on activities others than sitting in a room being miserable.
- Nairn1
You seem to watch quite a lot of Mark Felton videos on YouTube.
