Signs your getting old?
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- sarahfailin3
I am 36. A girl (maybe 23?) I invited to a party said her sister was in town that day, so she wasn't sure when she'd get there. I said, "bring your sister!" and she said "haha, she's like 40!" and I'm like, "uhh..."
And yes I am hawking this girl down, and yes I did already make out with her. So... there.
People's behaviors and interests at 40 vary significantly. Having no kids and having never been married, I am forever 28.
I do meet people who are 'my age' who look and dress like they are somebody's parent. Makes me a little sad inside.
- It's all perspective. You feel a little sad for them. They feel a little sad for you.ETM
- when responsibility shifts practicality overrides aesthetics. some people want to better match their own age and the best source for the looks are thosested
- Many exes around 30 now have at least 1 kid and/or married too. Guess is hard to stay a rebel over 30...grafician
- friends with kids.sted
- And, was her sister hotter?oey_oey
- on a ccoville scale pleasested
- *scovillested
- i haven't met her sister yet, but this girl is hard to top! (for my taste anyway)sarahfailin
- I was expecting it to end with you hooking up with the sister too lolsea_sea
- Soon you'll be 45, acting like 28, and nobody will make out with you.monospaced
- There's nothing wrong with forever 28.garbage
- It is when you're 45, alone and nobody anywhere near 30 wants anything to do with your old balls.monospaced
- bogue6
2 signs:
1- I turned 40 on saturday.
2- I will never sleep-in in my life again, because I will always have to wake up to piss at 4am.
- 47 here, 4am piss sounds about rightGuyFawkes
- Just don't open your eyes and when you're done run back so you don't lose the "sleepiness"drgs
- #dawnpiss started with me at about 50. not the best sign of getting old :)renderedred
- Go running an hour or two before sleep and go to bed a little dehydrated (not too much ;)Chimp
- time for your adult diaper?Krassy
- move your room to the bathroomESKEMA
- See I don't think either of those options work. As soon as my bladder says "I have to go pee" its too late, I'm awake.bogue
- what I need is a catheter slowly extracting urine from my body throughout the night.bogue
- Happy belated birthday, but also is #dawnpiss a thing?garbage
- HBDutopian
- Yep, the 4-5am piss... welcome to your 40snecromation
- read that as "I will never sleep with my wife again"VectorMasked
- i'm 30 and already have this problemmilfhunter
- Leave the light off. Piss sitting down, so you don't miss. Go back to sleep.jagara
- drink a beer after pissing, recovers the fluid and electrolyte levels in the system and helps getting back to sleep.uan
- Just cane massive amounts of speed and never sleep again.face_melter
- https://thumbs.dream…Nairn
- haha.. gonna try the speed thing tonight. Good call.bogue
- desmo2
Advice: Stretch!!! Take 10-15min in the morning and evening to do some basic stretches. It helps a lot.
- GuyFawkes3
The higher I pull my pants up, the more natural and better it feels.
though I only do this at home, once I'm out I be like:
- Continuity2
1) I actually have houseplants for the last couple of years
2) I get worked up about the presence of fungus gnats in my Dracaena Marginata- Those fuckers get on my nerve big time this year, too! Try "Neem Öl" and those yellow stickers. I have them all over my plants.SimonFFM
- Oh, good call!Continuity
- hans_glib9
when you and your wife go into a pub and she asks for the music to be turned down
- Folks treated us to dinner at 'Temper' in Covent Garden. It was violently loud and we were all utterly miserable, even after asking them to turn it down a bit.Nairn
- I was so angry - if it was my treat, I'd've walked straight out. Food was below average and obviously overpriced too.Nairn
- Music is nice but you usually go to a pub to talk and a club to get permanent hearing damage.kalkal
- Dining out is so hit or miss now. Not blaming the restaurants, but less desire for me to drop $ on a sub-par meal and experience.stoplying
- SimonFFM4
I still can't believe I am the same age now as my mother in law when I got to know her for the first time. Not sure how this is making me old, I feel no way can I be that old. If you don't get me, maybe it's because I am too old to put this confusing feeling right.
- fooler3
I just got designated "computer glasses" today and damn the type on QBN is crisp as fu¢k now!
- lemmy_k6
Starship Troopers is playing at 10pm at the local arthouse cinema. Not sure I can stay awake late enough to go.
- You need to do your part!fooler
- This feature film might be also available for streaming in your area.
Would you like to know more?grafician - please send the DVD in the US Mailfooler
- "Service guarantees citizenship."Akagiyama
- Fooler, is that an I'm so old I used to get movies in the mail reference?lemmy_k
- lol foolerNairn
- https://d2j1wkp1bavy…Nairn
- fooler4
I watched Tom Hank's in BIG tonight with my kids. The older I get, I think the movie is more about a middle-aged woman trying to sleep with a 13-year-old boy than a 13-year-old boy who wants to become big to ride carnival rides.
- It’s basically a gender swap remake of Lolita.monNom
- She likes his quirkiness which is really his childlike qualities. She's not a creep.********
- She doesn’t know he’s 13. Plus he’s in a 30 year old body.monospaced
- I watched it recently. She makes almost no effort to sleep with him. Haha.monospaced
- BusterBoy3
Working on this startup...it's interesting and intense at times. Hoping it pays off some day. Then realising at my age...by the time there's a chance of a decent payoff...I'll probably be in my mid 60's...then think what's the fucken point if I'm too old to enjoy it.
- whatthefunk2
- What was he doing when he was 30?********
- Obviously, on drugs until 43OBBTKN
- Dead at 72scarabin
- narcissistic show offKrassy
- 52 Had first child
60 Child dies of congenital issuescannonball1978
- What was he doing when he was 30?
- drgs3
- timeless8
Opened panel options to make the preview icons bigger . . .
it was already set as the biggest icon option :(
- nb1
Whenever I eat fries - maybe twice a month - I get chest pains as I’m eating them. Usually after the first few mouthfuls of fries. I eat thru the pain.
Am I dying
