Signs your getting old?
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- thumb_screws1
Fucking your back moving washing from the laundry trough to the washing machine.
- i fucked my back putting my shoes on a few weeks agoHAL9001
- fooler4
- mon: e,
tue: whizz,
wed: acid,
thu: lude,
fri: viagrahans_glib - Another sign is I have no idea what "whizz" is.fooler
- ^ Speed, amphetamines.Morning_star
- Are you on pills? Oh man...OBBTKN
- Stay medicatedApeRobot
- Wife won't even allow paracetamol in the house so this is not gonna be of use to me.Gardener
- Right there with you. I got my wife one of these for Christmas, hahaha
https://ikigaicases.…elahon - Lol why does it need to be waterproof?
Are you swimming with it? ;)futurefood - I have two: one for am, one for pmtimeless
- Damn you @elahon for introducing me to the highest end pill case, WHICH is arguably within being affordable.
Lolz.ideaist - @ideaist I can say hands down that they are worth every penny. Super satisfying to open and close, it's almost like a fidget toy. I got her the Nano so she...elahon
- ...doesn't lose her night-time meds! Highly recommend!elahon
- @futurefood I bought it with an REI gift card I had, I suppose it's for rafters/campers. I just didnt want one that looked like my grandmas.fooler
- mon: e,
- Ramanisky25
- I need one of these for my legs. Just fucked up my back/hip...again.formed
- Bears love itOBBTKN
- And yes, I need one too...OBBTKN
- https://www.amazon.c…imbecile
- I just ordered 4 of themutopian
- This is the grossest thing I will see all day. That's an infection magnet.garbage
- Oh, garbage.
You sounded like shapesalad, there.Continuity - I got 2 fir ma ballzYakuZoku
- It's made of silicone, not fabric and it can be thrown into a washing machine for cleaning.utopian
- better have a real grippy floor.pango
- @cont How dare you!
@utopian Yeah, and you'd have to wash it every time you use it. Kind of kills the point.garbage - I actually have something almost identical to this. I use it to wash my dog.garbage
- ya those got enough spacing. easy to rinse and dry. doesn't seem safe tho. since you have to shift your balance on wet tub or tiles .pango
- @garbage I agree with you, and i can guarantee that after the 10th wash it goes complete shit.sted
- Yeah. Unless it's made of thicker stuff, that will deteriorate after a few runs through the wash.garbage
- :DContinuity
- ok_not_ok19
- Relatable.dasohr
- Rage Against the Washing MachineNBQ00
- Folding In The Name Of.thumb_screws
- California Über Softnessthumb_screws
- "She's got hers, and I've got my mine. Meet the Timed Dry."garbage
- Laundry CallingBluejam
- Bleachdasohr
- Dirty Rotten Washablesprophetone
- The Damned sock is missingprophetone
- Raw cold powerthumb_screws
- Let’s lynch the laundry.thumb_screws
- Nasty stains fuck offthumb_screws
- lol @commentsOBBTKN
- flol these commentsContinuity
- Ace of Stainslemmy_k
- I am the one, oxyaction.thumb_screws
- lmao @ comments ... good onesRamanisky2
- Wow, bravo gents, bravo lol_niko
- The Sheets of Punk to Comeideaist
- I declare the winner "Folding In The Name Of" by thumb_screws. bravo! I laughed out loudHAL9001
- I dunno, I'm rather partial to 'Nasty stains fuck off' myself.Continuity
- 'Cuz baby, I'm an anarchist. And you're a spotless laundry load.nocomply
- i agree, 'Nasty stains fuck off' is close to top lollHAL9001
- Grey Flag.Longcopylover
- Scrubbing Through Gary Gilmore's Lyescannonball1978
- I Fought the Laundryfooler
- Too drunk to tucksausages
- Best comment thread of the year.skinny_puppy
- "Despite all this lint, I'm still just a fluf'n'foldin' Clint"Krassy
- Wild in the Sheets.fooler
- The Sock PistolsCyBrainX
- "Spotless laundry load" is massive. Thank you for forever changing my childhood fave.garbage
- slappy0
Birks n socks
I resisted but they are too comfortable..
- Oh, slappy. What have you done?!Continuity
- you didn't wear loud colorful socks with birks in high school? no way that was anomalous to our geographyimbecile
- It’s a slippery slope, started wearing birks to the beach, then it got cold, now I don’t even recognise myself.slappy
- There's still time to find your way back, slappy.Continuity
- But if you swap out the Birks for sandals with velcro straps and still wear socks in them, we can't help you.Continuity
- Why not just go straight to the end of the plank and get some Crocs?formed
- I find a nice pair of slides (i have HOKA’s) and some wool socks does the trick for Canadian Fall.ideaist
- Why does this happen? There are an infinite number of comfortable footwear options that aren't horrible. You're one or two steps from wearing Crocs now.CyBrainX
- I too know the pleasures of Birkwithsocks...usuall... just around the yard. Last year I bought some $4 crocs knockoffs from the dollar store, just for the yard...monNom
- There are some clothing articles that you shouldn't wear, even to paint a garage.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky211
Do you sometimes forget ahh..ummmm .. words?
- yupYakuZoku
- Names, peoples fucking names. It drives me insane.Morning_star
- ^ the names of famous people is such a painful one for me. It’s brutal.Ramanisky2
- ^ You know? that guy who was in Oceans 11 and Seven....what's his fucking name :-)Morning_star
- ^ yup ... and yet you remember the movies name lolRamanisky2
- only if they are not important enuf to remember...neverscared
- How do you word?pango
- Always did, so I'm at an advantage in this case.kalkal
- Yesdmay
- Yes, l occasionally go into Jeff Goldblum mode.Akagiyama
- I forgot Jeff Goldblum's name a few days ago.CyBrainX
- doggydoggdog6
I just want to retire and make art.
What's a job that pays like $40k and is part time like 3 days a week?
Would cover my bills and let me keep my lifestyle.
- street pharmacistpango
- cam girlYakuZoku
- onlyfanpango
- CamBoyRamanisky2
- OnlyGrampsRamanisky2
- OnlyDaddiespango
- OnlyCamsephil
- sell feet pics.pango
- Rich grannies' toy-boyOBBTKN
- sell carpet shampoohans_glib
- lollypop man, postie? get your shifts over and done with before the day starts.microkorg
- Crypto. Trust memilfhunter
- Real Estate Photographer.bezoar
- SodomBucket.Nairn
- Sell the art?imbecile
- Wedding PhotographerRamanisky2
- That’s what I do for my employees. They are there for the 3 days I need em and can pursue their hobbies 4 days out of the weektoemaas
- This one isn't related to age.CyBrainX
- stoplying1
I played Pickleball over the holiday break. My family received a set of paddles as a gift and my boys wanted to go play.
I wanted to hate it, I've scoffed at so many people playing it and never wanted to like it. But dammit, we had a blast playing and I recommend as a really fun family activity. But man, what a dumb name!
- omahadesigns-4
When you stop thinking about sex.
- Ramanisky24
- Amanda Peet was so hot toobainbridge
- ^ Omg yes ... I just watched this the other day and was like, Damn Amanda.Ramanisky2
- fooler16
Oncoming traffic headlights are way too bright!
- I can't manage the traffic lights at night too, terrible if it's rainingOBBTKN
- nah that isn't you getting old. just google it.sted
- Those SVU super bright halogen ..
are they set to normal or are they on brights setting, I can’t tell anymoreRamanisky2 - bright halogen and shite led lights, some of these are banned in the eu.sted
- ^ ughhh .. not in Murica.Ramanisky2
- They are... but it's true.canoe
- Sometimes I think people forget to to turn of f their full beams, but also those daft school dropoff tanks do have ridiculously bright headlightsPhanLo
- You old farts should buy some Teslas with autopilot before you kill somebodynb
- I always want to put on my high beams for those assholeshydro74
- @nb Tesla just recalled 2 million vehicles for autopilot issues. Then just two days ago they recalled 120k more over an issue of impacts..garbage
- ..causing the doors to unlock and open upon impact. People just need to admit that they are shit cars.garbage
- there are more than 4m teslas on the road.sted
- that 2m recall is a software update.sted