Signs your getting old?
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- Nairn4
I have Whatsapp and Telegram installed on my computer so that I can Actually Fucking Type.
- Any of you cunts encourage your kids to type? Like,on a keyboard?Nairn
- guilty of that toozaq
- I tried teaching my kid when he was 10 but it wasn't the right time for him. Good reminder to give it another go. It's a key skill.palimpsest
- :|Nairn
- My two daughters learned typing at school and have their own laptops... They're faster than me ;)OBBTKN
- What's wrong with Telegram on the computer?garbage
- Further signs I'm getting old... but aren't telegrams from the 1900s ?sab
- Don't have Telegram and only use Whatsapp to videocall my mother.dmay
- Nairn4
- My mate Techno Dave bought a painting off him when he went through a mad drug bender. It's one of his favourite art pieces, LOL.PhanLo
- :)
https://hueycrowley.…Nairn - I think the boob job sold it too. hehePhanLo
- Will get pics next time I'm at his housePhanLo
- Legend shitthumb_screws
- Parents Just Don't Understandfooler
- God Bless Phanlo.hydro74
- This is it https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- Genius!
...I think?Nairn - Knobby Alert!utopian
- fooler0
I had a ham and cheese Hot Pocket for the first time in over 30 years and it was so gross I had to check the expiration date.
I can't believe I liked these things as a kid.- I had one the other day. 10/10 would eat again.duckseason
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- doggydoggdog-2
My hands don't feel the same, like they're swollen.
- pockets4
- Oh hell, I thought you guys were fucking around with the “Found the Cat” I stared at this fucker for 5 min, looking at every pixel and still didn’t see it.Ramanisky2
- It took me about 8 seconds but I don't get the point.CyBrainX
- its because your oldpockets
- you'repockets
- same Ram lolmonospaced
- Ram samested
- Friend in her late '20s found the cat in like 3 secondsgrafician
- XDpango
- So far 20s and late 50s are fastest.monospaced
- kalkal1
Started getting bi-weekly skin fades to hide the greys on the sides. Suspect I'm going to look like a badger within 5 years.
- embrace the greyGnash
- I would if it wasn't a sparse speckle, looks like that recycled plastic shit.kalkal
- My hair turned 100% gray by the time I was 22. I've been dying it ever since. No one has ever known. Now I am at the age where no gray looks strange.....formed
- I dye it every 3 weeks when I get a haircut. Good ol' L'Oreal is cheap enough.formed
- I mean, I guess I'm lucky that I only just started getting this problem at the very least - how do you dye your short hair without also dying your scalp?kalkal
- lajj14
My kid and my GF are leaving for a short trip to her parent's for 2 days. Cant wait to finish work and get home to deep clean the living room's carpet with this new shampoo and shopvac attachment I just ordered.
- Yes!monospaced
- Looking forward to updates!whatthefunk
- So jealous! Don't forget to spray some ScotchGard for carpets afterwards!nbq
- lolYakuZoku
- ha haNutter
- lol, I had last sunday to myself and spent the day in housepants doing overdue chores... it was great.Nairn
- living the dream!dmay
- We are all slowly turning into our grandmothers.ideaist
- Tell me more about the shopvac attachment you mentioned.fooler
- Wife wife left for the weekend and I spent 20 hours reorganizing and cleaning the basement and garage.monospaced
- Pics or it didn't happen.CyBrainX
- pango3
my weekly loop.
up to no good the entire week.
sleeps on sunday.- Pango .. you party animalRamanisky2
- nahh i just can't sleeppango
- BonSeff10
Pitchfork - The 50 Best Albums of 2023
https://pitchfork.com/features/l…Who the fuck are any of these artists?
- Pitchfork Top50 is nonsense to me since many years nowHAL9001
- more to the point, why is their music so drearily derivative?hans_glib
- if you don't know new blue sun, you must be willfully ignorant. andré 3000 on the flute!imbecile
- I know of only 4 of those names. I reckon the rest are all made up!sab
- I wonder how many of these “artists” can read or write music, or even play an instrument.monospaced
- I know 8.webazoot
- Back in my day we made up names that made sense, not this jibber jabber nonsense today!hydro74
- like being able to read music means a single fucking thing. Johnny Cash couldn't read a lick of music. mono, with the aboslute lib scolding banger yet again.face_melter
- We expect rappers to not be able to read music but even Yanni can’t read music and he makes orchestral masterpieces...ok new age bullshit but still_niko
- That Jaimie Branch album at 28 is amazingIanbolton
- I do like end of year recaps like this. Bleep.com was always good for electro stuff. I don't have the time to keep up these daysIanbolton
- @face, he could play an instrument, face, and he had a solid understanding of timing, melody, chords, harmony, etcmonospaced
- rappers are artists, but not exactly 'musicians' in the traditional sense as they are really just rapping, not making musicmonospaced
- Finally, I never said it had anything to do with anhythin ... it was only a question. The fact you got triggered AF into a little BITCH hissy fit is all on you.monospaced
- Ramanisky28
- No joke, this is a trend amongst the high school boys around here. Saw a bunch of them after school wearing these out in the freezing cold. With socks.monospaced
- sexy afnbq
- Let me tell you how comfy these are with the memory foam and I’ve had no issues with frozen cold feet pain. My toes are loving it.Ramanisky2
- Level up with these ankle warmers: https://www.ugg.com/…skinny_puppy
- Oh I’ve had some version of this for years. It’s my winter work from home shoe.monospaced
- RIP Ramoey_oey
- ^ lol ... yupRamanisky2
- get yourself some leg warmers
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - That’s hot pangoRamanisky2
- not hot. Warm!pango
- lol @pangoskinny_puppy
- my heels would get too coldmicrokorg
- ^ :D that's why leg warmers come inpango
- utopian1
My nightly loop for this entire year...
Off to bed at 3:30am
Wake up at 9:00am ... bathroom
Wide awake at 11:00am ... time for coffee
- doggydoggdog1
I'm waking up at 4am now
- hydro745
- $432 including taxes and insurance.capn_ron
- I've heard of mortgage insurance but taxes? You get a tax right-off for mortgage interest.CyBrainX
- Trump made sure to remove the tax write off immediately after taking office.monospaced
- autoflavour3
walking down my front path yesterday in the rain and slipped the tiniest amount, like less than 10cm.. didn't fall, but twisted my torso in a way which totally fucked my back.
spent all day in bed yesterday, back at work today but still crazy sore and stiff.. sitting in a office chair isn't making it any better.
FML
- Ah it happens dude. I was helping install cables on a job in the woods, slipped a fucker but kept my balance doing some weird splits. Also days of pain :-(PhanLo
- literally feel your pain... one leg went wahey and slid out in front of me this morning and i've absolutely fucked my knee...._me_
- its just so stupid.. like I barely slipped, and its just endless pain at the momentautoflavour
- oey_oey1
When you're peeing while sitting and suddenly you fart and you start shitting before you even finish peeing.
- sounds funAQUTE
- The worst part is having to then excuse yourself from the table.palimpsest
- ^lolYakuZoku
- Nairn9
Youtube flipped me over to this shit from some techno that Yuekit posted, and it took me a good 12 minutes to realise.
- I fucking hate jazz, but this shit's so inoffensive, it just gets in under the radar.Nairn
- Stealth drone 2043 gently plays jazz before it targets the top of your brain stem with a high velocity, slightly explosive strike.Nairn
- Also, assuming I'm sharing a YT bubble with at least some of you lot - which one of you cunts is playing this on the regular?!Nairn
- that came up on mine too randomly. I've never once clicked on a video like this at all.capn_ron
- mountain cabin, fireplace, a good book, dog sprawled on a thick rug, cookies almost ready in the oven....... snowing outsideKrassy
- ummm... that might be me.pango
- not really for listening to but to fill the void.pango
- Krassy, don't do that to a city guy, c'mon man :)Wordsworth
- These vids are awesome background music when cooking. Great for sleeping too!Akagiyama
- I wish coffee shops would play this. Instead they lit the idiot baristas DJ with their terrible idiosyncratic crapnb
- "not really for listening to but to fill the void" lolNairn
- I've just clicked on it. Naturally, now I'll get fuckloads of this sort of stuff in my recommendations. Eventually, you will, too, thanks to me.Continuity
- I have tinnitus, so I leave YouTube on autoplay all of the time to fill the void, as pangz says. Their algo is so off on me, it's ridiculous.garbage
- ^go into your watch history on youtube and delete it. you won't get suggested vids related to itAkagiyama
- I've left my office to take a shower. I was listening to Mogwai when I left. When I come back?garbage
- Ben Shapiro squealing about whatever new thing was upsetting his bitch ass.garbage
- lol that guy's voice is just... no.
Never mind his opinions...Nairn - This is why I don't quite believe all the hype about how AI is going to be governing humanity in a few years time.yuekit
- @aka I have to research shitstains like Little Ben, but I have an alternate account for that. Somehow they bleed into my personal YT account.garbage
- @Nairn Even if he wasn't an abject moron addicted to logical fallacies, he always sounds like he's campaigning for "Shrill Wiener of the Year".garbage
- I'd fall asleep if this ever followed any of the mixes I listen to - what was the previous one?timeless
- Fax_Benson8
Yesterday I had to spend a short but not insignificant period working from a laptop in an unfamiliar chair - with slightly too-high and immovable arm rests and no height adjustment - and now I feel like I've been whacked about the back and ribs with a bat.
- wow - can you write for me? love this one sentence more than my last 10 campaignstimeless