Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- Ramanisky23
Even with the occasional insect that is trying to murder me, I actually enjoy doing yard work...
That velvet wasp bite yesterday was extraordinary.
The injection site is very very sore today.Old Man Lawn Care Tip.
Cover every part of the body before heading out there. Even if it’s 95 degrees and 100% humidity.
- https://www.amazon.c…imbecile
- Added to cart thnxRamanisky2
- I'm with you... Fu**ing insects, they crazy love my bloodOBBTKN
- They’re truly awful, especially in the months July & Aug here in sunny Georgia.Ramanisky2
- Nutter3
In the morning after waking from sleeping my left arm feels numb for the first few minutes before blood starts circulating.
So I talked to my doctor, yeah its a nerve thing, nothing really to be done about that....Can't wait for what the next 30-40 years have in store for me of fun health issues.
- Like fine wine good sirRamanisky2
- Relax and embrace the decadence, there is little we can do against it ;)OBBTKN
- for some stupid reason i sleep on my hands so now my edge fingers are permanently semi-numb.ephix
- Sounds like a perfect new wank hand.Nairn
- bainbridge2
I stopped waking up with boners
- Ramanisky213
- hahahasted
- Truenb
- True thatOBBTKN
- and shampoo bottles on the toiletimbecile
- YupYakuZoku
- And re-read the same stuff on the same box, for the whole week until we went grocery shopping on the weekend haha.elahon
- In Canada, this is how we learned French!_niko
- and waiting for weeks on end for The Thing you paid four stamps for and sent the cut out coupon in, to receive a plastic piece of tat two months laterNairn
- And added teaspoon after teaspoon of sugar while hiding behind the cereal box.mort_
- Deep breath: CAPTAIN CRUNCH STILL OWES ME A GOD DAMN DOLLAR BECAUSE I LOST A BABY TOOTH WHILE EATING PB CRUNCHgarbage
- Apparently I just.. ate it. Didn't realize it until I got off the bus in the morning. Nothing to show for the Tooth Fairy. I will sink his bastard ship.garbage
- ^Cereal name checks outmort_
- My mom later confessed that she'd go light on the milk to keep it crunchy and loosen those baby teeth, but didn't anticipate me swallowing parts of my own head.garbage
- Did you not have internet as a child garbage?monospaced
- I'm honestly not sure how you're trying to steer that into a relevant insult. For somebody who's addicted to talking shit, you sure do suck at it.garbage
- Answer: Free AOL CDs out the wazoo, but we were encouraged to read books, draw, shoot photos, shoot guns, climb trees, etc.garbage
- No not an insult. I thought maybe you were young enough to have grown up with internet. Like maybe you didn’t have to read boxes, relax dude.monospaced
- You’ve called me a geezer more than once, so I figured you’ve got to be far younger than me.monospaced
- I actually think I'm not that much younger, you're just cranky as hell. Rich for you to tell me to relax.garbage
- calmer than you are, you're the one always assuming it's an attack even when it isn't remotely closemonospaced
- I've explained it wasn't an insult. I explained why I thought you were younger. I'm not playing games or anything.monospaced
- flol, nobody who is calm feels the need to say "Calmer than you are." You do know you don't upset me, right? I just like how easy you are to trigger.garbage
- #toygarbage
- I bet designing cereal boxes was a great job.CyBrainX
- monospaced0
You find yourself more into soup than ever before.
- gotta love soup!YakuZoku
- The young me never would have considered soup on a menu. Now it’s like, hmmm, soup sounds amazing!monospaced
- Now I want PhoYakuZoku
- PhanLo10
- I had a terrible stomach ache once in A-levels. So bad I asked to leave. Walking home farted massively and was instantly better. Had rest of afternoon off, yay!Nairn
- lol, amazing. I had a weird tradition of a massive falafel feast every time I move into a new place. I'm talking a full pigout, everything is devoured.garbage
- Then come the figs, and I've gained a few inches from this severe act of gluttony. Whaled out on the couch like this guy.garbage
- When you're about 15 seconds into a single fart, one begins to question the sanity of their actions.garbage
- lmao NairnRamanisky2
- mort_9
When you silently celebrate the transition from lying on the sofa to standing up in one smooth movement.
- Old man's OlympicsOBBTKN
- like this ... yeah
https://i.makeagif.c…Ramanisky2 - ^ heh - what it looks like in your head vs what it actually looks like!mort_
- Like a BossYakuZoku
- Oldlympicsrzu-rzu
- Ramanisky22
lol .. every single time.
- dbloc4
- Ferdinand posing with the wrong carKrassy
- ˆnot reallyd_gitale
- @d_gitale "Ferdinand Porsche is the name that often comes up as the creator of the first Beetle. However, it was actually a Jewish engineer named Josef Ganz..."Krassy
- "... who had the first idea for this people’s car. The VW Beetle we know today was originally called the May Bug by Ganz."Krassy
- Ramanisky25
- Grand Master?Krassy
- Gay Monster!OBBTKN
- Glory MoleRamanisky2
- Gotta Maturbate!Akagiyama
- Seconding Gay Monstergarbage
- zaq5
- 19Krassy
- 1inteliboy
- 1skinny_puppy
- Yeah don’t think I ever sent a postcard_niko
- 0sab
- 1slappy
- -20utopian
- 1 Never owned an encyclopaediamort_
- 0OBBTKN
- 2: check / fax :)jagara
- And i still own multiple dictionaries. I sometimes read full pages b/c i am weird.jagara
- 0 lol... and I even have a 1950s paper map in the glovebox of my car as we speak lolprophetone
- #21. repost old storiesGardener
- 0 ...pango
- #7b Listened to music on an 8-track cartridge.mort_
- DANG! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10... and 20Elwin74
- 1 no blockbuster in Romaniagrafician
- Local Romanian video rental chain will do :)jagara
- ^ I figured 'blockbuster' is American for 'video store'. kinda like Starbucks is coffee...inteliboy
- ^OBBTKN
- 1, but actually maybe I get a bonus -1 for actually having _worked_ at a Blockbuster as a teen?Continuity
- 0microkorg
- zero - so full marks here.maikel
- missing things: non ironic use of atari consoles, arcades, paper-based porn, b&w tvsmaikel
- Krassy needs to explain their answerimbecile
- ^“their”?mort_
- 0monospaced
- My parents still have a working rotary phone that's nearly 100 years old :)monospaced
- 0 - does original NES on a tiny black and white TV count as -2 more?timeless
- 1SimonFFM
- Their is frequently used as the singular indefinite possessive pronoun, when it is not known whether the possessor is he, she or it. Who am I to assume gender?imbecile
- 1. Oddly enough I was just last night discussing trying to buy an encyclopedia (/set) for Ze Child. Spoilt wee me had the Britannica kid's editionNairn
- 0YakuZoku
- Born in the 1900'sstoplying
- 0falcadia
- But we have so much in commongrafician
- In my house right now: sports walkman, tapes, cds, vinyl, vhs crap, film cameras, many typewriters, floppys, dictionary, encyclopedia, bakelite rotary phoneprophetone
- and somewhere here lots of old computer crap i.e. my original 80s Novation CAT modem for my long gone IBM PC XT cloneprophetone
- it looks sick though lolprophetone
- I wonder if some people think it counts that they did these things long after they were replaced by newer tech.monospaced
- lol mono - the hipster wavemort_
- exactly ... using a Walkman now doesn’t
count lolmonospaced - 0PonyBoy
- 1rzu-rzu
- 0fisheye
- 0. I sent a postcard this year.
I still write a check once a month.CyBrainX - 2Vandal7
- timeless2
Hmm - there's something in my beard
tries to brush away white beard hair- Cherish these times. Same thing occurred to me. Then, seemingly one week later, I look like fucking Gandalf.Morning_star
- No whites in your balls? Don't worry, you're still young ;)OBBTKN
