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- sted0
"Only Twitter Blue subscribers can use the text message two-factor authentication method" bwa hahaha hahhaah ahhaha you suck.
- neverscared-2
Elon Musk has put every lost young man on Twitter in the crosshairs of the far right
Letting the expert online recruiters Patriotic Alternative back on the platform isn’t a win for free speech but for fascism
At the end of last year, the British far-right group Patriotic Alternative (PA) was allowed back on Twitter after a ban of nearly two years for an unknown transgression. Far-right groups immediately urged Elon Musk to “be a hero” and also reinstate the account of the group’s leader, Mark Collett. Three weeks later, they rejoiced as Collett’s account was returned.
- stfu ...elon needs the cash no matter what to save civilisationneverscared
- neverscared3
Not only did Tesla fire 30 workers at its unionizing gigafactory in Buffalo, it also lied to them about it.
That morning, Tesla managers announced there’d be an employee benefits workshop.
When they went in, they were terminated.
- I once was terminated by a national company by my supervisor asking me to a meeting to discuss a "special project he needed me to work on".fooler
- I'm glad I got let go from that shit job but have never forgave that guy. In fact I've blocked him from getting interviews at other jobs I've had.fooler
- Good luck Elon, I wont vouch for you either.fooler
- i_monk2
Tesla video promoting self-driving was staged, engineer testifies
- of courseeeeeee!utopian
- 362000 tesla cars being recalled tooshapesalad
- https://www.theguard…shapesalad
- ^ software update thoformed
- Teslas have a lot of cool features, but autopilot should not be accessible to the public in its current staterobotinc
- neverscared4
Elon Musk fires additional 200 people at Twitter, report says
According to the New York Times, the executive behind paid-for premium service revamp is among those affected- Wait. She looks tiny.Nairn
- At the end mr. knowitall will be all by himself in the big twitter HQ.NBQ00
- < living the dream
way to go, susan!maquito - *Esther!maquito
- yeah sure, whiny cunt.sted
- <- what happens when your only skill is that you can sleep in the office...sted
- understandable she is fired. when my employees starting to sleep on the floor i would do the same.milfhunter
- lol ^maquito
- Elon The Donkeyutopian
- she is probably woke(n) up by now.. at santis boy elon hates the woke...neverscared
- thats not much better either https://www.theguard…neverscared
- aldo the apache is coming for you... ineverscared
- thinkneverscared
- why did she not just turn light out in meeting room? surely they aren't holding meetings in there while she's camping on floor?prophetone
- some get a horse the other get fired...neverscared
- It's harder to take a picture in the dark.palimpsest
- if the sleepingbag would be orange.. my first guess would be guantanamo bay...neverscared
- HR finally found a way to wake her up.sted
- Its a shame it happened to her, hopefully she'll learn. No job need require this behavior, its a signal of poor managementrobotinc
- lol like she was forced to do this shitshow.sted
- Fired for sleeping on the job.monNom
- Remember George from Seinfeld? I preferred the way he installed a sleeping booth at his desk.SimonFFM
- Sleeping on the job for $500K/year?
So you either respect the dollar or yourself...grafician - ^what do you need 500k for if you sleep on the job?maquito
- maquito4
Fuck being so brainwashed that you can actually stand for a company that is giving you the boot after sleeping on their floor as a fucking dog.
https://imgur.com/a/f1tZQCQ
- maquito2
^
- mattress, sleeping bag and pillow,
looks way too comfy.sted - yeah! where's your s'mores, esther?maquito
- https://media.giphy.…jonny_quest_lives
- lolsted
- mattress, sleeping bag and pillow,
- sted0
fucked. again :D
- wHaT diD aLl tHoSe pEoplE do?jonny_quest_lives
- {"errors":[{"message... current API plan does not include access to this endpoint,jonny_quest_lives
- please see https://developer.tw… for more information","code...jonny_quest_lives
- at this point i think everyone is on Twitter just so they can say they were there when it finally goes dark...jonny_quest_lives
- fooler0
{"errors":[{"message":"Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint, please see https://developer.twitter.com/en… for more information","code":467}]}
- jonny_quest_lives0
this is going well:
- not even following the main Twitter documentation URL worksjonny_quest_lives
- jonny_quest_lives0
All Currently Dead URLs- new "this is fine" meme: https://i.imgur.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- https://twitter.com/…jonny_quest_lives
- game on... API is back? https://developer.tw…jonny_quest_lives
- sted0
:D
- Krassy5
A.at least 2 bodyguards accompany Elon Musk around Twitter HQ — even to the restroom
https://www.businessinsider.com/…
- every day or just today because he switched an on/off switch for the lulz?uan
- Queue The Benny Hill Soundtrackutopian
- wonder how many @jack had...jonny_quest_lives
- He's getting paranoid now because he went all retard right wing and politicalNBQ00
- Hey now, he's probably a nice guy. Certainly attractive, capable and intelligent. #niceweekgarbage
- Do they hold his dick while he pees?scarabin
- Which one is the wiper?Akagiyama
- This is killing you, isn't it, garbage?Continuity
- ^#niceweekpango
- Its like he is trying to find new ways to seem importantNutter
- Ironically it was just a random idea. I had no fucking clue about the tomato calculator war.garbage
- @Nutter I'm not important, but you are!garbage
- lol, I just realized that wasn't a dig at me. Good Jebus, what has the internet done to us?garbage
- when u let a little blue bird out of the cage...that´s what u get....neverscared
- a free flowing and harmonic office culture...neverscared
- No it was not a dig at you Garbage, but you are important too, though I doubt your ego needs bodyguards like ElonNutter
- jonny_quest_lives1
I did not have egomaniac billionaire mocks former Twitter employee with a form of muscular dystrophy
- On my 2023 bingo card.jonny_quest_lives
- Yeah, that was pretty fucking disgustnig.
It's been downhill ever since PaedoGate. I was actually glad hed been quiet recently, like Trump after Biden came in.Nairn - Elon is a dumpster fire of a human being... FFS just got up to speed posted above doubled downjonny_quest_lives
- What you guys on about!? That guy totally deserves it, how dare he get a muscular dystrophy... and hasn't heard of speech to text?shapesalad
- jonny_quest_lives5
He went on to further criticise Mr Thorleifsson saying: "The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm.
"Can't say I have a lot of respect for that."
The Iceland-based entrepreneur had sold his company, Ueno, a creative design agency, to Twitter in early 2021 - after founding the firm in Reykjavik in 2014.
As part of the acquisition he became a full-time employee at Twitter.
"I decided to sell for a few reasons but one of them is that I have muscular dystrophy and my body is slowly but surely failing me," he told the BBC.
"I have a few good work years left in me so this was a way to wrap up my company, and set up myself and my family for years when I won't be able to do as much."
- grafician0
^
This is why you should never go full Design Lead/Manager/etc.
Nobody will take you seriously anymore, unless you actually design something yourself.
- I unfollowed this guy back when he "sold" Ueno to twitter, I knew then he made a big mistake, oh wellgrafician
- Writing abstract things trying to convince someone like Elon of your value in his company is hilarious
Sorry for the guy...grafician - But bro, learn to fucking communicate what you bring to the table lolgrafician
- Also cringe af the replies from all the designers mad at Elon for trashing this guy
(handicapped or not)
Kids these days...grafician - Elon really is a terrible human being.instrmntl
- While this guy opens a restaurant like nothing happened :)))
Bruh
https://twitter.com/…grafician - Is that you simping for Musk Graf? Sad times matePhanLo
- I'm sure that Elon had some kindness in his heart as a child. Ok, he was probably accidentally kind to somebody as a child. #niceweekgarbage
- Nope, just pointing out this guy Halli was always about the cloutgrafician
- nonce-sensePhanLo
- jonny_quest_lives3
- "Among the more notable layoffs in this round were founders of companies that Twitter had acquired under its previous owners"jonny_quest_lives
- "Haraldur Thorleifsson, Martijn de Kuijper, Leah Culver, and Esther Crawford had previously been on a “do not fire” list"jonny_quest_lives
- "because it was going to be so expensive to pay them out: as part of their compensation packages, the founders had accelerated stock vesting."jonny_quest_lives
- What a CLINTrobotinc
- Folk who still like him now are like christians that find out their priest has been noncing kids and stealing their money, but someone still believe.PhanLo
- geez he's a twatthumb_screws
- Just a real piece of shit he is.utopian
- what a donutSquiddy
- Yesyerday followed the conversation, and man... Was embarrasing afOBBTKN
- TDLR?NBQ00
- he evidently also has tucker carlson love deep inside his hearts core too... what a flippin scumbag...fuck him...neverscared
- who?inteliboy
- if u don´t have valuable date and u go on a psychological warfare quest... the richest clown in the world.neverscared
- So did he save the $100M or not? Would be funny if not.Nairn
- Nutter4
Oh wow, thats grim even for Elon Musk. Bullying a kid who's father just committed suicide, and then spinning it to him being the victim.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fqpj…
https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/s…
https://www.amazon.com/Elon-Musk…
- NBQ001
Alex Gibney in the process of making ‘unvarnished’ Elon Musk documentary
The Oscar-winning film-maker has announced he is months into making Musk, which will examine the controversial entrepreneur
https://www.theguardian.com/film…
- hit piece about a shit pieceneverscared
- Manchildutopian
- Worlds best dadPhanLo
- jonny_quest_lives9
Internet tip of the day... Gaps in resume? You can now insert Design Lead for new features at Twitter or any BS title you want. No one can prove otherwise.
- LolNBQ00
- Name: Jim
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and Partner
Locations: San Francisco & Detroit
Previous Salary: $1,900,000utopian - https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Hilarious, great idea!whatthefunk