UK is Fucked
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- grafician-1
"BREAKING: Reports that over fifty Conservative MPs have pledged support for Boris Johnson to be the party's next leader and to return as PM"
- 14% of cunts recommendkingsteven
- If he came back - conspiracy's abound - was it all orchestrated for the 'City' to short the £ and snap up some UK assets at bargain prices...?shapesalad
- loading the shorts now :Dgrafician
- Make Great Britain Great Again. Back to the good ol’ days, simpler times, when a man was a man, we valued hard work and Boris was PMnb
- I’m joking of course. BJ returning would be hilariousnb
- loldrgs
- dmay2
- [Polite applause]
BravoMorning_star - LMAO "a bland talentless ferret with a lopsided grin and glassy-eyed look of a person embarrassed to ask for directions"utopian
- [Polite applause]
- grafician-4
Welcome back, Boris?
- imbecile3
- I've been doing my life wrong this whole fucking time.Continuity
- what if bj gets another go? lifelong 2 x £115,000?uan
- Scaramucci like fucknb
- Click here — to learn about this one free hack to earn a passive income of £115k per year! Voters hate it!shapesalad
- Scorejmckinno
- Continuity0
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- Haha. I love how so many Tory MPs were saying 'he's going to save us' and 'The boss is back'. For the first time ever the cunt got the big decision right!Ianbolton
- sunak far worse. boris would be a few months of not being able to get anything done and a general electionkingsteven
- he didn't get the big decision right, he didn't get enough support.fadein11
- I guess you can kiss the proespect of an early GE good-bye, though.Continuity
- Should have started with "Allow myself to introduce,... myself."Wordsworth
- utopian12
- shapesalad0
Rishi Soon–Knackered is PM... will soon be Knackered trying to fix the sinking economy due to brexit and other tory nonsense.
- He won't commit any premature job-losing fuck-ups, though, like May, Johnson, and Truss. I think he'll be able to ride it out until '24.Continuity
- But, considering Labour/Starmer's position on the EU (as in, not rejoining it), penalising environmental protesters, and so on, I don't know if he'd be much ofContinuity
- ... an improvement.Continuity
- (Starmer, that is)Continuity
- I'm surprised he still wanted the job considering how fucked up things are currently. God help the lad!Ianbolton
- FACE FIRST INTO THE PROPELLORhans_glib
- oops unintentional caps lock malarkeyhans_glib
- 114k for life after you finish the job, why not! Make sure you cut high payers tax before you go.shapesalad
- ^ Like he needs that. His net worth is £730million.Morning_star
- His job is to boil the frogs slower than Truss.Chimp
- Chimp6
- flolContinuity
- It's the only logical choice we have now.Chimp
- Not if you value living in the 21st c, it isn't! PM Set would send you all the way back to two tins and a length of string for making calls!Continuity
- Ah, simpler times...Chimp
- HUZZAH!!!!!Akagiyama
- shapesalad1
- Read an article (in the Guardian, I think) recently that state she has a tendency of flirting hard with men, and somewhat with women. She's a goer, that one.Continuity
- she madhans_glib
- That as... Ok, forget itOBBTKN
- She used to buy Pizza from the place down the road from me. They should have her photo in the window or somethingIanbolton
- This must be the shit she's into: https://www.youtube.…jmckinno
- lol Ian - there was a restaurant I was in years back that had a celeb wall that consisted entirely of two photos - The Darkness & Anne WiddicombeNairn
- Ha! Wow, big names. There's an Iranian restaurant here in Leeds full of photos of Jamie Oliver. It's such a blag, unless he's Iranian and kept that a secretIanbolton
- shapesalad0
- https://en.wikipedia…shapesalad
- Is that a wig?nb
- Boris Johnson cosplay?Continuity
- It is a wig yes.Hayzilla
- 2001... https://www.alamy.co…Hayzilla