UK is Fucked
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- shapesalad0
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news…
Online furniture firm Made.com stops taking orders as rescue attempts fall flat and company that was worth £775million two years ago is now valued at £2million.
- Fuck, I've bought quite a few things from them. Perhaps I should have bought more.Chimp
- "a result of mismanagement since the business was listed" Plus supply chain problems, and cost of living...Chimp
- Apparently they are only worth 2 million and that's probably just for the domain name.Chimp
- Kanye should buy them.utopian
- stopped shipping to N. Ireland after Brexit and now the same furniture sells in local furniture stores for 20% lesskingsteven
- i bought a suite from them 10 years ago and it was slim pickings for decent gear. made or ikea :-| now days there's a habitat in the fucking supermarketkingsteven
- I'm surprised. We've bought soooo much stuff from them over the years.Hayzilla
- PhanLo0
- It's ok deary... Multi-millionaire Sunak to the budget rescue! He'll cook the books and chop chop chop... making a fine curry of it.shapesalad
- Haha, not sure if you needed the 'make a fine curry' in there you racist pig ;-)Ianbolton
- This is heartbreaking, how can you have an "Empire" that treats its citizens like this?jmckinno
- You're always finding new and inventive ways to suck as a person, salad!BuddhaHat
- Propaganda is psychological warfaretoemaas
- I'm alright JackPhanLo
- Projectile15
_PRIME-Minister_v5a_Final__final...
- shapesalad1
Truss, the gift that keeps giving:
"Liz Truss's personal phone was hacked by Putin's spies for top secret details of negotiations with allies and private messages she exchanged with Kwasi Kwarteng"
- LOL at comments on that.shapesalad
- "He's unlikely to have gained any intelligence between Truss and Kwarteng, there isn't any."shapesalad
- kingsteven4
- fuck. The Corbyn legacy is oddly profound. Where'd you find this?Ianbolton
- on further investigation it was to the conservative mailing list, not just MPs (so a load of journos received it directly). it's all over twitter.kingsteven
- It’s as if the massive corporations that need Labour might not be able to fuck over the U.K. as much as they would with the Conservatives.Chimp
- lolfadein11
- PhanLo-2
Suicide bomber attacked migrant centre in Dover?
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Comments are full of praise for the dafty- Not really a suicide bomber, more like a bomber who eventually committed suicide 200 meters away from his target.jmckinno
- A very slow suicide bomber.PhanLo
- So much lambs become lions nonsense in the comments.PhanLo
- Loads of guys that dress up as Peaky Blinders on the weekends going to take are cuntry back.PhanLo
- ^ lol, i was reading about this guy yesterday. Peaky Blinders is the typekingsteven
- PhanLo-1
- PhanLo-2
- The empire strikes back!shapesalad
- Go to foreign countries, tell them they're part of a great empire and steal all their resources. Get all sad when they want to come see.PhanLo
- human ingenuity converts them into resources. raw materials are worth nothing without European colonization.hotroddy
- I think it was the Chinese empire who bought all the silver the Europeans stole from the Americansuan
- Hotroddy you really are the best.PhanLo
- 80 years ago, Beduins lived in tents tending goats in the desert. now they all drive sports cars thanks to human INGENUITYhotroddy
- Colonialismjmckinno
- PhanLo0
- His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulsonnb
- Balls of steel.. burst. Looks so cool when the first one popped the silver coating.shapesalad
- yay lots more lovely plastic destined for teh fishes, well done chapshans_glib
- Working in the events industry, it's insane how much stuff gets skipped if there's no storage or re-use for them. (chokes in dolphin).PhanLo
- grafician0
- There's only Princess Kate, that's it.shapesalad
- Kate Moss?PhanLo
- Hopkins?Fax_Benson
- rest of us getting lumped in with those ugly english bastards againkingsteven
- ^LolPhanLo
- People used to go on about Princess Diana being beautiful when she looked like a badly inbred cross between a horse and a dear.PhanLo
- i see switzerlands staying neutralwoowahesque
- switz are thinking greenmilfhunter
- lol Greece, take that you ottoman wretches with your giant turbans, curly shoes and the plague!_niko
- ...and don't get them started on Mesopotamians those thieving bastards!_niko
- Nairn1
Mah Mano' is front and centre on the Daily Mail homepage right now - flooding in turnpike lane! WOOO
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home…
lol, perhaps they'll finally get around to fixing those drains which fuck up every time it rains, and have done for as long as I've lived up this way
- direct link for anyone who for some reason wants to see, but doesn't want to visit DM..Nairn
- https://video.dailym…Nairn
- I get so weirded out when I see shit like this - I just opened up to see the latest hot Goss on Royals and WAGS and was like "That's my local shit kebabery?"Nairn
- what's a Mah Mano?shapesalad
- hah, worked in the maplin right there in 2002?, always flooded right down to finsbury park. wildkingsteven
- That [bloody rip off] Maplin's long gone, as I found out when I went up there to get an urgently-needed cable a good few years back, the bastardNairn
- heh, it was only for a couple of months but jaysus it was brutal. it's kinda mad to think that electronics was ever sold on the high street these dayskingsteven
- so much of the maplin stock would be outdated, smashed up and overpriced sitting on a shelf for 2 years.kingsteven
- grafician-1
"#BREAKING UK economy in recession, to last until mid-2024: Bank of England"
- PhanLo1
- God help us if they are black, Shape will threaten to leave QBN again.fadein11
- For John Lewis it would be better if they made a more middle class version with a dad returning home, kissing his wife and daughter, then walking to the kitchenPhanLo
- final demand emails on his phone beeping away, his face visibly strained as a single tear rolls down his face showing the toll the financial strain has taken onPhanLo
- him. He grabs the largest kitchen knife and the xmas music really kicks in and he rushes into the living room where blood curdling screams are quickly drownedPhanLo
- out by 'jingle bells'. Then silence as he returns to the kitchen and turns the gas cooker on. His face and clothes awash with blood. The music returns and thePhanLo
- camera pulls away from the house, neighbours twitching curtains, sirens in the distance and B O O M
The EndPhanLo - These sort of vibes https://www.theguard…PhanLo
- Lucky! They have a spitGnash
- Lol guyssrhadden
- Nairn0
lol, are threse tatballs on Tottenham Court Road?
https://i.imgur.com/2BI5BJg.mp4
God, that part of London's a fucking horrid mess these days, eish.