Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- nb3
I had my heart set on y’all finding a way to make it work and living happily ever after
- fooler8
So she's available?
- crazyprick2
I'm glad it's over as well.
- 100SFAContinuity
- Why assume it's over?CyBrainX
- Nevermind. I skipped to the bottom.CyBrainX
- Having read it, I'm not assuming it's over.CyBrainX
- Continuity6
This is just about the weirdest thread on QBN.
And not in a good way.
At all.
- catpower2
Update: we officially broke up.
The last time we were together sexually was so bad. God. I went to pick her up to get some food, but instead, she answered the door half-naked and put an industrial-strength blunt in my mouth. I have no idea what the fuck was in that thing, but it took us both out. We fucked, but we passed out without finishing.
Cut to the middle of the night, and I heard the shower running and gagging sounds. I stumbled into the bathroom, and she was throwing up on the shower floor. It was scary.
I jumped in and saw that she was conscious but in rough shape. Thankfully, it wasn't something more severe like an overdose or something — probably just the combo of weed and alcohol — but it was such a heightened moment. "I have to get out of this chaos."
After that, I started limiting contact and faking business trips to create separation between us. Variations of "I've just been so busy" became my default text. Silence is a weird thing. On the one hand, it can cause people to drift, which was my plan. On the other, it can become a repository for all emotions. Silence makes the heart grow fonder... or enraged, in her case.
At this point, we last spoke about three months ago. In my mind, I had thoroughly moved on. A couple of days ago, though, I got a wall of texts at 3 in the morning with her claiming all kinds of craziness — lots of "how dare you..." energy. It was a lot.
I checked out her "professional" page and saw she's still active on the platform. My first thought was to send her a link to her profile as my response, but I knew that'd lead to a full-blown meltdown.
Instead, I apologized for my lack of communication and said I needed to be single. This led to a slew of threats, which put me in a weird place. Too much to get into now, but I've made it to the other side.
It's funny because, through all this chaos, I can still see the girl I actually like below it all. It's just so buried. Amid all her crazy texts, she was still cracking jokes like "I need you... you're giving my vag blue lips," which is hilarious. But it had to end. And it did. Given all the terrible ways this could have ended, I'm just glad it's over.
Repeat: I'm just glad it's over.
- Send her the book: Trauma by Paul Conti. And get a copy for yourself too.shapesalad
- If you thought you could make her drift away from you with silence, you're a bit naive. Speaking from experience, you have to be blunt as fuckIanbolton
- You dumped her because she greened out and barfed? Shit man. Were you even in love?nb
- @nb... nah man, I'm cool with vomit. It was part of a larger set of events. Chaos at every turn.catpower
- @lanbolton... you're so right. gotta be like this: https://www.youtube.…catpower
- I'm kind of happy you survived this trip. To me, this sounds like a happy-ending.
All the best to you!SimonFFM - it had to end this way. anything else would have been a disappointment. burn fast burn bright burn outhans_glib
- autoflavour0
has anyone said this yet, but Pics or it didn't happen
- autoflavour0
"She lets me choke her, spit on her, fuck her in the ass, tie her up and fist her — everything is in play."
well, that escalated quickly
- Krassy1
3 months without an update.
catpower, let us know you're OK!
- necromation0
- That's our man.shapesalad
- hat trickwhatthefunk
- HE'S BACK!Akagiyama
- *High Fives... actually on second though...fooler
- Nutter1
So when exactly is HBO buying the tv rights?
- BusterBoy3
Prolly enough internet for me today. Catch you guys later.
- catpower0
@nb — Yes, I always wear protection. I will say this, though. Over the past few years, I've been with a stupid amount of women in various ways, and NOT ONE has asked for protection when giving oral. I always insist on it, and they look at me like I'm a little green man who's speaking in tongues. So weird.
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- https://getyarn.io/y…nb
- Do you remember the cling film for cunnilingus?jagara
- Benefits of one long term monogamous partner, don't have to worry about STDs and condoms.shapesalad
- Jesus Christ... I'd take a healthy partner and no rubber over a bunch of whores and bj's in a rubber. Fuck me.babydick_
- Condom for oral? A bit overkill. You may also get run over by a car.NBQ00
- @NBQ00 I don't know, man... if you google it, seems like oral is as dangerous as vaginal for STIs...catpower
- You wanna put a condom on a vagina before you go down on her?NBQ00
- nb1
You at least wearing jimmyhats?