FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
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- Krassy8
Final: Japan vs Saudi Arabia
- That would be wildContinuity
- Though, I think I'd prefer to see something like Japan v Mexico, or v an African nationContinuity
- I'd put a quid on that!Gardener
- Bless you, Gardener. Taking the bets I never could!Continuity
- Gardener you have to post your bets here before the games!spl33nidoru
- Ianbolton2
People who are slating Ronaldo; for being dropped, for not playing, for making the Portugal team worse (even though they're smashing it) and for being a moody, demanding, egomaniac - I think just his presence is a motivation for that team. I think he's way more sincere than the media and fans are painting him, He is Ronaldo. The player everyone loves to hate on. I hope he breaks both his legs in the next game.
- Lol, perfect. My thoughts exactly.mandomafioso
- Last sentencehardhat
- He's also 37 years old. Check out Rooney now, who is also 37 years old.Chimp
- lmao at the last sentence. a lot of football fans feel that way, it would seem.BuddhaHat
- Talk about a fucking twist at the end there mate LOLHayzilla
- Having been to Madeira often, I always feel pity for Ronaldo since I see his face outside the airport (which is named after him). Just this ego thing...SimonFFM
- It's like 'Fuck you! I'll see tomorrow" but in reverse.Wordsworth
- I disagree that he's a motivation for that team. Their last match with him on the bench for most of it, they were dynamite. The moment he came on the pitch, allContinuity
- ... the oxygen got sucked out of the stadium, and the team were a lot more muted. The guy's toxic.Continuity
- ^ This is typical of why he gets a bad press. People like you writing BS they want to be true. The biggest cheer of the night was when he came on. Watch it backHayzilla
- thumb_screws4
- is that the Eiffel tower there
damn Aussies they got it allgrafician - sted were are you mate are you theregrafician
- Thats the Arts Centre Melbourne spire.
https://en.wikipedia…thumb_screws - That was an excellent goal.BuddhaHat
- it was, well payed AU. It's about time you moved on from commonwealth sports and that homoerotic suburban Melbourne thing :PMrT
- homoerotic suburban Melbourne thing.. LOL.. spoken like a true Sydneysider :)autoflavour
- Carnaa Socceroos! Good game but fuggin shocking time it was on! 3am!sab
- I love you all xMrT
- mmmmm homoerotic Melbourne thing season will soon be upon us!thumb_screws
- auto I've defected. I'm down here now so I should probably watch my mouth...MrT
- is that the Eiffel tower there
- zaq9
easier to follow
https://worldcup.cole.ws/
- spl33nidoru4
Ok here we go France!
We usually play it too safe in the first few games, hope we can start with a bang this time!
- Aller la rance!palimpsest
- Je suis désolé: Australia stun France with early goal.Morning_star
- Well... going for our usual MO then!spl33nidoru
- Ce n'était qu'une égratignure.palimpsest
- 2 - 1palimpsest
- Mbappe's touch! what a pass!Krassy
- Fantastic.ideaist
- Good job les garçons!spl33nidoru
- On les a enculés.palimpsest
- Giroud is amazing. That bicycle kick he tried wouldve been the icing on the
gâteauIanbolton
- hotroddy-4
- yessssted
- If you zoom in you can see CM and MM line marks above his monobrow, as his monobrow can also be used as a ruler apparently.shapesalad
- good thing they're rich bc based on westernized constructs of beauty, Qataris have to be one of the ugliest races on earth.hotroddy
- not to mention they're lazy motherfuckers who use slave labour to build their infrastructure.hotroddy
- the only way they know how to win is to bribe FIFA officials and their opponentshotroddy
- Unlike those white Spanish cocksuckers who birthed racist scumbags sacks of shit like you hotroddy.Khurram
- Did those "lazy" brown people rape your mother/sister? What happened over there in Venezuela?Khurram
- lol, I bet you don't get as triggered when english people are called ugly?sixkla
- Do you bet, hot roddy's alias.Khurram
- khurram, don't make it about color. you ugly sack of shit.hotroddy
- I think you'll find, that I do: https://www.qbn.com/… lolKhurram
- Yo momma. IN da assKhurram
- Don't talk color, you're the one talking about race fucking cockroach.Khurram
- Well, this is fun. A Trump-felcher and a Putin cock-nosher having a go at each other. Carry on, ladies.Continuity
- Wow, what kind of inbred bigoted fuck thinks Qatar is a race. Fucking moron.monospaced
- *I shoulda made some popcorn.gifNairn
- I almost missed this.palimpsest
- says the dude who flew to Colombia and posted a pic with his ugly mug entitled, "brown power", like he shares anything in common with colombians. so rich.hotroddy
- notice that he didn't go to his putin-loving neighboring country Venezuela. Because he'd shit his pantshotroddy
- He's lost a bit of weight since Superman 2.MrT
- fuck off hotroddycanoe
- weird how you can call Americans fat and lazy and the British ugly and get upvoted. But god forbid you call a person that's a shade darker something negative.hotroddy
- about a society that's deeply homophobic, misogynistic, and racist.hotroddy
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Because you made it racist and ignorantly so.monospaced
- He did preface it by saying "based on westernized constructs of beauty".
Dude is woke.palimpsest - ^ Lol true, that.
This is all wildly entertaining, don't stop now!Continuity - Stay classy, cuckscrazyprick
- He looks like a guy I used to race Superbike with, he was fast as fuckYakuZoku
- Akagiyama4
- yeah and no loud quarrel in public places!sted
- and that dating is actually cheating and public kissing.sted
- https://www.qbn.com/…utopian
- profanity and football are sort of the same thing no? how they intend to separate that?shapesalad
- Dating! ha ha, fuck what miserable shite country.shapesalad
- This is the first WC I have skipped since 2006. That whole "thousands of migrant workers dying" thing was a boycott-able thing for me.garbage
- #juststayawayjagara
- sounds like this world cup will have the background sound of a golf crowd clapping after a birdie. fucking awful.VectorMasked
- Let's go drink, be gay, dress scantily, curse at mosques, take pictures at passersby to the sound of Party Rock Anthem because fuck this shitjagara
- spot134
- nope we're going to melt out there_niko
- I'm actually confident we'll scrape it to the round of 16.Continuity
- I'm happy as long as we do better than the last time we qualified in 1986
https://www.thecanad…spot13 - Good luck w/Belgium&Croatia :))pablo28
- yup, Belgium & Croatia advanceKrassy
- + +AQUTE
- Good profile of the Canada MNT in today's Guardian:
https://www.theguard…Continuity
- Continuity2
Dear god, that run up the pitch, Messi + Alvarez for the 2nd goal.
- Sublime, great management of luckspl33nidoru
- Defence were fumbling; intense run!ideaist
- That's the second time tonight their otherwise solid defence got caught with their pants down.Continuity
- incredible second goal, come on Croatia you can get 3Gardener
- they def canspl33nidoru
- but so can Argentina :Dspl33nidoru
- Suspicious penaltyBeeswax
- just sublime_niko
- Momentum in human formstoplying
- Continuity4
- Still, nothing will beat the humiliating 7-1 ass-kicking that Brazil suffered at home in 2014 against Germany.
Losing by 5-0 in just 29 min!spl33nidoru - Too right. Was in a pub in Düsseldorf for it, the place was going mental.Continuity
- Ha! Never before had I watched a game 3 times. The shock and despair of the Brazilian team was fascinating! They would have walked out if they could.spl33nidoru
- That match was, like, once in a lifetime. I don't think we'll ever see such a thorough and humiliating dismantling of a football power again.Continuity
- That shit was painful to watch live.
What kind of psycho watches it 3 times?palimpsest - Well. I, too, have to admit to having re-watched highlight reels of it more than a couple of times!Continuity
- Highlight reels is alright.
Watching the whole game 3 times is on a whole "nother" level.palimpsest - I work in a narrative field and the drama of this was gold.
That World Cup was one of the best, the most goals scored in a WC, an average of almost 3 per game.spl33nidoru - Yup, the whole tournament was just fantastic. Rivetting stuff. Also, Bastian Schweinsteiger looking like he'd been in a bar room brawl at the end of the final.Continuity
- I was in Buenos Aires when Germany beat Brazil. The Argentines started off ecstatic then slowly became more scared as Germany scored more.Chimp
- I've seen hardcore porn less traumatizing than that game.palimpsest
- Almost convincing me to give it one more go!spl33nidoru
- https://www.youtube.…spl33nidoru
- ^ Oh dear!Continuity
- Brazzers!palimpsest
- I'm so happy those pretentious fuckers losthotroddy
- Still, nothing will beat the humiliating 7-1 ass-kicking that Brazil suffered at home in 2014 against Germany.
- NBQ005
Qatar bans beer in stadiums. Where the fun...
- Erm, that's the same as in the premier league mate. Beer or two in the bar before the game, half time or at the end - but never in the stadiumIanbolton
- Thanks, Elon.palimpsest
- Watching people doing exercise, while drinking a sugary poison = football.shapesalad
- @shapesalad
No.palimpsest - it was only budweiser anywayBeeswax
- robthelad5
Got my wall chart out of the Daily Sport. Can't wait to scribble in the team names as I sip my can of Carling and unbutton my jeans.
Day drinking, festive food and the footy on the box. It's like all the lads' Christmas wishes rolled into one big snowy football and clonked into the net of dreams.
- Spoiler alert: football's not coming home.Continuity
- ^ the ladees brung it alreadyMrT
- I'll be happy if it gets somewhat close to home...robthelad
- I thought you were being ironic and sarcastic but you're actually being serious. You small minded, empty headed, stereotypical dickhead cunt hahahahaHench
- PonyBoy-1
- yeah that was weirdspl33nidoru
- One for the ladies.shapesalad
- dude won the world cup mins after, random guy handles some golden hand to him; euphoria! I think we should feel lucky cause he didn't shove it up his own arse.maquito
- Sports Personality of The Year winner right there!Gardener
- lol, love the Qatari dudes face, "You had to do that didn't you" :)mrAtor
- classyKrassy
- Crassy ;Pmaquito
- :)Krassy
- Qatari brotha is about to behead him.utopian
- This needs a PSBAkagiyama
- give him a break, he just spotted elon and kush kissing in the vip lounge..neverscared
- spl33nidoru5
Overall Argentina dominated, good for them.
But France made it interesting, what a come back, I would have hated for them to lose at 2-0. They can be proud.
Penalty kicks will never not suck.
- Mbappe must be feeling utter shit right now, though, and that's no joke.Continuity
- Dismilfhunter
- He showed what he's capable of when he has opportunities. A winner at heart, no tears, Macron consoled him and he didn't give a fuckspl33nidoru
- NBQ005
- And that lads, is why he missed the 2nd penalty.shapesalad
- Someone must have slowly read it out to him, of course.MrT
- He blew it when she should have blown itGardener
- Continuity2
Hm. I don't think it'll be 'coming home'. :D
- sure?Nairn
- Relatively.Continuity
- I just heard a riotous applause from the bar out front, so checked, then chimed in here :) I'm [obviously] not invested,
C'MON ENGLAND.Nairn - It should also be noted that I just came back from two Christmas markets, with four mulled wines in me, so my judgement might be a bit ... off.Continuity
- I don't give the first shit about football, and nor do i have any heritage to do so, but it's the French, so... it's genetics at play here.Nairn
- Non, elle va à la maison!spl33nidoru
- Elle rentre chez elle !Continuity
- Elle vient*.palimpsest
- the problem with mulled wine is - what do you then drink afterwards?
this might be an alcohlic's perspectiveNairn - @Continuity
Elle a trop bu!palimpsest - *alcohol-*hic*-sssh pershpektivhhNairn
- Continuity nous a jinxé bordel de merde !palimpsest
- C'est le va-et-vient.Continuity
- @Nairn
Rhum is a good option.palimpsest - Ça va aller, si on re-marque on en mettra un 3ème !spl33nidoru
- MDR Continuity.palimpsest
- Speaking of rum, two of those mulled wines also had a shot of rum in them. Uff.Continuity
- Si elle reste, j'annule tout !palimpsest
- mdr!Continuity
- haha @palspl33nidoru
- On sait jamais, sur un malentendu ça peut marcher.palimpsest
- I fucking called it! 78'palimpsest
- Ça y est, les potes !Continuity
- Je me suis trompé. C'était grâce à toi, Continuity.palimpsest
- Ah t'es trop gentil.Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Nairn
- Up until the second penalty I was right, so...grafician
- The score before the second penalty and after the second penalty was the same.palimpsest
- A quid down the drainGardener
- Krassy6
Portugal playing so much better without Ronaldo!
- One doesn't miss him at all!Continuity
- Actually, one gets the feeling he's finished after this WC. Man U fucked him off, and it seems only some Middle East club wants him, and his national team coachContinuity
- ... benches him as a disciplinary measure in the last 16. Grim, CR7.Continuity
- well, he can't last 120, maybe that's why he's benchedKrassy
- Holy shit, that Ramos kid is something else!Continuity
- Meanwhile, CH are so desperate they're trying to turn this into a rugby match.Continuity
- teams should be allowed to just resign (like in Chess). LOLKrassy
- LOL that Shaqiri takedownContinuity
- dmay3
Adiós España
- No complainsspl33nidoru
- I was just watching it in a bar in Madrid and it was a very sad show.Chimp
- Now we'll see if CH will be sending Ronaldo out on his ass.Continuity
- Bias announcement: I hate Ronaldo with a passion.Continuity
- Don’t love him either, and I’m portuguesedmay
- Ronaldo on the bench for the beginning of the game!spl33nidoru
- It must suck for a national team to have a player the world hates, and suddenly the team becomes that player.Continuity
- And I don't just mean PT/Ronaldo. I'm not at all fond of Neymar, and Messi leaves me dryer than a nun's cunt on Ash Wednesday.Continuity
- The problem with these players is that they hide the rest of the team, they play for themselvesdmay
- True they give the impression they're the only big player, carrying the team. Portugal doing amazingly well without CR (i don't hate him tho)spl33nidoru
- Spain were arrogant, tried to be cute, and didn't give Morocco the respect they deserved. And I hate Busquets almost as much as I did Ramos. Adiós!MrT
- shapesalad1
Japan... 2-1 spain.
- controversial goalshapesalad
- germany heading homeshapesalad
- Would love for Japan to make itspl33nidoru
- Yup, me too.Continuity
- My partner, she's German, is watching it while I work. I had to check the results as she already screamed "oh damn" at least 7 times. I hope Costa Rica wins.oey_oey
- For a moment both Spain and Germany were going out.Chimp
- So far, it's a 2:2 draw. Germany drawing against a Concacaf team ... they're really slumming, now.Continuity
- @Chimp that would be massive!oey_oey
- Ooooh, looks like Germany might be saving their bacon ... 3:2Continuity
- specially if Spain scoresoey_oey
- 4:2! Nothing like the fear of swift and merciless recriminations from BILD back home to light a fire under your arse!Continuity
- Die mannschafted!Chimp
- Well, that's Germany out!Continuity
- I had 3:2 to Japan, pretty close!Gardener
- Seeing as CA crashed out (again), and FR don't need extra support from me, I'll go all-in on JP from here on in.Continuity
- It was a fair came, no yellow cards and a female referee who had everything under control. The better wins. Congrats to Japan!SimonFFM