Shit Girls Say
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- slappy0
"are you working or just talking" just now while im on skype with a client
- JOSF0
If only your dick was as big a dick as you are!
bye bye self-esteem.
- Continuity0
(on the phone) 'So ... what are you wearing?'
(me, in my head) 'How fucking old are you, 16?!'
- DRIFTMONKEY0
"What the hell did you put in my drink?"
- panacea0
"I swear I'm not like her, she's crazy, I'm not crazy!"
- panacea0
"This is really out of character for me. I usually don't do this so quick. I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything."
Usually followed up with nervous laughter or awkward silence.
- Continuity0
'What would you do if one of my friends came on to you?'
- answer: "i'm leaving now, i'll be back in a few hours"sine
- Ramanisky20
PIITB
- obsolete0
I've never done this before!
- GeorgesII0
I hate getting kicked in the ovaries!!
- Jimbo820
"what – ever"
- Jimbo820
"gurlfriend"
- mekk0
"i want to try anal. with other guys."
- doesnotexist0
"would you still love me if i had no legs?"
- I had one do a different spin: 'Would you still love me if an alligator bit my face off?'Continuity
- hahaha to bothpanacea
- thats the misfits!!mekk
- MHDC0
"I wanna a drink, but I don't like the taste of alcohol"
- Ironmonkey0
"Your just going to do what you want anyway"
- your goddamn right woman.Ironmonkey
- "ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."Jaline
- "Whatever, I'm not the one who thought Paris Hilton was pretty!"Ironmonkey
- "I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."Jaline
- (sorry, went too far there)Jaline
- hhaahaa, Jalinemonospaced
- "SEE THATS THE PROBLEM, YOU DRINK JAGERMEISTER AND START LYING! YOU WASH THE FUCKING DISHES!!"Ironmonkey
- whoaa...this is getting weirdIronmonkey
- You two are soooooo in love. :PContinuity
- CALLES0
So a friend of mine got kicked out by his wife/girlfriend(i know... long story) it was a long time coming. and yes done for good. So kicked out to the streets just to call him after and screaming "YOU BETTER NOT BE STAYING WITH ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!"
- 'Yes I am, and I just got her pregnant.'Continuity
- FUCKING LOLpanacea
- lolllllCanHasQBN
- mikotondria30
Asks you about yourself : responds with "its' always about you, isn't it ?"
Has argument defty and totally destroyed with one clear, logical statement of undisputable fact, which closes the topic without a shadow of a doubt : responds with unrelated adhominem attack about contentious action performed months ago, which was only slightly queried at the time.
- eg: "At least I don't say I like Hollandaise sauce when I don't"mikotondria3