Shit Girls Say
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- Morning_star0
"I'm not that hungry, i'll just have some of yours"
- Everytime!! Bitch, I'm asking you because I want ALL of mine.section_014
- We had massive arguments about this point with my gfiGin
- so did we ...riskunlogic
- Girls, please...stop doing this.formula
- this is ESPECIALLY annoying when I order take out. EVERY FUCKING TIME.GM278
- a classicsephil
- Ironmonkey0
Another trick.
When we are driving she throws on her shitty girl pop music. And doesn't want to go for my obscure just a annoying electronic music. I turn down the radio before she can react and ask her a serious question.For Example; "Hey did you pay the electric bill by check, we should sign up for auto-pay with my card"
Quickly while she contemplates I change the channel or station to something I can take. She is never hip to me changing her song and is in fact still contemplating the question.
- lolukit2
- Well played.Continuity
- ahahaha.. women are dumb.CanHasQBN
- greatnessriskunlogic
- noted!tymeframe
- Liking weird electronic music is rule #1 for me. It doesn't work if they're not into it. Also, girls aren't allowed to touch the radio.section_014
- panacea0
"ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."
– Jaline- look at this guy quoting jalinemonospaced
- hahaJaline
- You all sound the same, its uncanny. ;pIronmonkey
- Jaline sounds like a chick, are you?panacea
- Yeah, shes the one.CyBrainX
- Jaline0
I don't mean to shit on your thread, but the level of testosterone at QBN could be offset in some way. I've been trying to find a good way to explain why this "Shit Girls Say" phenomenon is full of douchbaggery. I think I've found it:
http://sodisarmingdarling.tumblr…- You totally meant to shit on the thread. That's the total, passive aggressive way girls often approach things.ETM
- Sorry to stereotype, but you just fell into it yourself. Maybe we should just all laugh about it.ETM
- It's cool if you're post-feminist. Equality and fairness and opportunity goes without saying, that said, lets celebrate and...mikotondria3
- ...enjoy the differences between the genders, as between any 2 groups, we can spot unreformed sexism a mile away, it doesn't fit in this humor.mikotondria3
- away, and such unsophistication doesn't fly in this type of humor. It's like mocking your siblings; gently.mikotondria3
- I can't relate to a lot of things here (kind of a minimalist when it comes to talking) but I still think it's all pretty hilarious.Iifeinvector
- And you didn't shit on the thread, you just gave another perspective. :)Iifeinvector
- if you can't take a fucking joke, go fuck yourself, that's my motto.panacea
- I definitely laugh at some of it too. Just wanted to post why the whole thing is a bit uneasy.Jaline
- Jaline0
The "chick of the day" thread isn't enough for you guys? hah
- completely different subject matter and 100% warrantedpanacea
- If you say so.Jaline
- I dopanacea
- I hope you see the pattern here, at the very least.Jaline
- start your own shit guys say thread JalineAmicus
- no need :)Jaline
- < it's all here
pango - nah, I'm not petty enough.Jaline
- oh yes you are. I know from experienceidiots
- mekk0
"i want to try anal. with other guys."
- Knuckleberry0
Nope not gay at all, married for seven years with two kids
- you said palpanacea
- I just know we say stupid shit all the time... at least I doKnuckleberry
- I'm just pulling your chain, its warranted just the same, but that video is a bad rip.panacea
- It really isn't a big deal. But thanks for the thought :)Jaline
- so what. i know a guy who was married for like 12 years with 3 kids, and revealed he was gay.CanHasQBN
- monospaced0
on my face?
- lol_niko
- lolCanHasQBN
- we NEVER say that!
sadpanda - They say that. Usually with a !, not a ?section_014
- eficks0
"I don't mean to shit on your thread, but"
- < oh snap!ETM
- hahahahacruddlebub
- ha ha you beat me too it. better she stops postingpanacea
- I was only kidding. Don't be mean.eficks
- ETM0
Gimme a break. Why should any male feel bad about this when 99% of media advertising says that men are all incompetent boobs that are scared of their wives. It is what it is. Gender stereotyping... of course. Lowest common denominator... sure. Nuggets of truth... some. To be horribly offended by... nah. God people need to just relax.
- Why is it totally acceptable when women shit on guys endlessly, but in the reverse role, it's not cool?ETM
- *cause they're too sensitive, etc etc.mikotondria3
- BINGO! Back to my motto, "if you can't take a joke..." Jesus Fucking Christ the PC BS these days.panacea
- It's not acceptable.Jaline
- and panacea, you're the main user here who's not joking. I can tell because you post the same shit in every thread.Jaline
- ETM, you do know that men are controlling most of those shows, right? They also have hot wives in those programs...Jaline
- Most of these things are really said by a lot of women, of course. I just think it's more interesting to have a dialogue about it.Jaline
- about it. Anyway, carry on, as you'll ignore me anyway.Jaline
- Ironmonkey0
"Your just going to do what you want anyway"
- your goddamn right woman.Ironmonkey
- "ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."Jaline
- "Whatever, I'm not the one who thought Paris Hilton was pretty!"Ironmonkey
- "I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."Jaline
- (sorry, went too far there)Jaline
- hhaahaa, Jalinemonospaced
- "SEE THATS THE PROBLEM, YOU DRINK JAGERMEISTER AND START LYING! YOU WASH THE FUCKING DISHES!!"Ironmonkey
- whoaa...this is getting weirdIronmonkey
- You two are soooooo in love. :PContinuity
- Ramanisky20
- oh zing..mikotondria3
- well done!panacea
- much better than the asian thing ^CyBrainX
- autoflavour0
"please dont hurt me"
- in the same breath to you?bulletfactory
- last breath?
autoflavour - and no.. i love women, i would never break into their flat and then brutally murder themautoflavour
- even if i was stalking them..autoflavour
- bitches hate that.mikotondria3
- panacea0
Does this count as a Girl?
- valtrese0
"My work visa is about to expire and my immigration lawyer told me that if I met someone i really liked i should just marry them. Want to get married?"
I had been dating and living with this guy for 6 years.
- < I was going to say this one doesn't discriminate much between sexes nowadays. There's a "shit guys say" thread too.Jaline
- whoops... wrong threadvaltrese
- It probably belongs in both threads, who knows...Jaline
- ah get married, marrying a random person has just the same statistical chance at providing long-term happiness..mikotondria3
- pablo280
"I can draw air into my vagina and make farting sounds...is this abnormal ? I'm scared it might make me infertile."
- monospaced0
"You're only attracted to Scarlett because of her tits. I really don't get what guys see in her."