Shit Girls Say
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- i_monk0
I overheard this last night:
One girl compliments another on her coat. She replies, as perky as possible: "Yeah I love it! I got it at (somewhere) for like $20! It was on sale! Actually it's not very warm but it's okay. Isn't it nice? But it's poorly made, all the snaps started coming off right away."
Made me think of this thread, anyway.
- panacea0
^ LOL, "is that mojito", "is that humus", "that poor dog needs water"
- like, totally.mikotondria3
- what cracks me up about chicks, they always think a dog or cat is hungry or thirsty, even after it's just eatenpanacea
- including my own fucking motherpanacea
- panacea0
'Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks."
- That's a poorly-constructed joke.ORAZAL
- I bet a girl made that joke.monospaced
- monospaced0
"nothing's bothering me."
- I'm fine
sadpanda - oh panda, I know you too wellmonospaced
- :D
sadpanda
- I'm fine
- Continuity0
'Do you think she's prettier than I am?'
- cruddlebub0
the fact that they slag off ALL their friends one minute, and the next they are on the phone to said people planning a night out!!!
freaks
- Jaline0
If one more person says "that's what she said"...
- CALLES0
"wait wait wait im almost there dont do it dont cum yet!!!...
- univers0
"GROSS! Don't fart in bed. I just washed the sheets."
- if your farts stain the sheets, you have other issues.bulletfactory
- lolunivers
- CALLES0
the most expensive food you will ever eat... pussy
- sorry qbn ladies... love you all.. well not tha way... you feel me?CALLES
- lol @ paying for it after you establish a cost... "We know what you are, now we're just negotiating price"idiots
- naw man i mean even over the years relationships and stuff... you pay for almost everythingCALLES
- and get divorced... forget about itCALLES
- k_temp0
"that's fine." or "that's ok"
- even though you fucking know she aint ok or fine! and boiling with haaatek_temp
- http://www.qbn.com/t…monospaced
- dijitaq0
"up to you..."
but we all know it has to be within her approval- hahahamonospaced
- classic, sounds like a line from the Born Loserpanacea
- e-pill0
"does this make me look fat?"
- panacea0
Can you hurry up and finish?
- Fax_Benson0
"why don't they just kick in in the goal"
- bliznutty0
Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day?"
"Honey, how was your day?"
Know why?
Because "How was your day?" is a 45-minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk.. you gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it! You don't say! Really? Get out of here! I told you that bitch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, "I told you that bitch crazy."
You know why?
Because every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fuck are you talking about?
You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?-Chris Rock
- I read that in my head, and my head yelled every word just like chris rock.bulletfactory
- bravo, chris.bulletfactory
- There some wise-ass shit right there. Fuckers need to memorize that shit. Get that shit tattooed on your fucken hand.mikotondria3
- Continuity0
'I think we need a break.'
Translation: I'm cheating on you, and I want to know if it's worth it. By cheating on you come more.