Shit Girls Say
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- JOSF0
If only your dick was as big a dick as you are!
bye bye self-esteem.
- Amicus0
If one more person says "that's what she said"...
Jaline
Dec 14, 11, 6:58 a.m.
- mikotondria30
Asks you about yourself : responds with "its' always about you, isn't it ?"
Has argument defty and totally destroyed with one clear, logical statement of undisputable fact, which closes the topic without a shadow of a doubt : responds with unrelated adhominem attack about contentious action performed months ago, which was only slightly queried at the time.
- eg: "At least I don't say I like Hollandaise sauce when I don't"mikotondria3
- panacea0
"I swear I'm not like her, she's crazy, I'm not crazy!"
- Continuity0
'What would you do if one of my friends came on to you?'
- answer: "i'm leaving now, i'll be back in a few hours"sine
- Continuity0
(on the phone) 'So ... what are you wearing?'
(me, in my head) 'How fucking old are you, 16?!'
- CALLES0
"in not ready to have sex yet" but then half an hour after... Totally different story
- i_monk0
sellouts
- panacea0
"you can look, but don't touch"
- BozMan0
no.
- monospaced0
"you're going to wear THAT?"
- slappy0
"are you working or just talking" just now while im on skype with a client
- panacea0
So what you're fucking saying here is that neither you or your best friend Jillian are ever going to find a man who's fucking dumb enough to marry you, and that even if by some fucking miracle BOTH of you get married, you fully expect those poor fucking bastards to die before you. Also, the only people who end up in nursing homes are people who either don't own houses or don't have enough control over their bodily functions to live by themselves and who don't have any relatives who care enough about them to take them in. So yeah, have a great fucking time in your "cute little rocking chairs", when you're unloved, destitute, and accidentally shitting your pants every few hours.
- pango0
"It's not you, it's me"
- bitch
- DRIFTMONKEY0
"What the hell did you put in my drink?"
- panacea0
Sooner or later, you've got to fucking grow up and stop going out to the clubs, getting hammered, and grinding up against guys you don't know. If you fail to reach this stage of personal growth and maturity on your own, it will eventually be forced on you. When you reach a certain age, let's say 30, the bouncers aren't gonna let you in anymore because you've turned into one of those self-deluded women that don't realize they're too old for clubs that you used to laugh at back when you were 21. At that point, you're faced with a serious choice: either grow the fuck up or end up a complete fucking train wreck like Courtney Love. That's not to say that if you continue binge drinking and hanging out in bars that you won't find someone "just as wild" as you, because you will. And I hope the both of you are very happy living in the fucking trailer park.
- mikotondria30
Couldn't last, could you ?
- panacea0
"This is really out of character for me. I usually don't do this so quick. I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything."
Usually followed up with nervous laughter or awkward silence.