Shit Girls Say
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- cruddlebub0
this isn't something they say, more something they do, and it fucks me off no end.
they sit and stare at you....
not a loving stare.
not a hateful stare.
just stare...
i can see her out of the corner of my eye....staring.
WHAT!??
...nothing...
- teachers use the same trick with students. it's not nicepanacea
- I would guess she's looking at you thinking "that's an ugly son-of-a-bitch right there"ahli
- or perhaps.. "I'm sure I could do better"ahli
- both i expect...either way it creeps me outcruddlebub
- Andrew_D0
- whoa, it's out good find!panacea
- AMAZING!Ambushstudio
- Hilarious. I <3 this thread!Iifeinvector
- doesnotexist0
"would you still love me if i had no legs?"
- I had one do a different spin: 'Would you still love me if an alligator bit my face off?'Continuity
- hahaha to bothpanacea
- thats the misfits!!mekk
- e-pill0
- 'supmonospaced
- sputnik...she speaks the truth.Jaline
- It stays!pango
- Jess is cool in my books.monospaced
- _niko0
all true, and yet here we are, putting up with their shit 24/7.
What we'll do for a bit of pussy.
We all need a medal.
- prophetone0
her... "another one? how many bloody drum machines do you need?!"
me... "...all of them."
- sea_sea0
"shut up and rub my feet!"
- LOL ... rub them yourself, woman! :PContinuity
- "aww no you diin't!" lolsea_sea
- I love it when you rub my feet like you used to...mikotondria3
- CALLES0
So a friend of mine got kicked out by his wife/girlfriend(i know... long story) it was a long time coming. and yes done for good. So kicked out to the streets just to call him after and screaming "YOU BETTER NOT BE STAYING WITH ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!"
- 'Yes I am, and I just got her pregnant.'Continuity
- FUCKING LOLpanacea
- lolllllCanHasQBN
- WeLoveNoise0
girl - come shopping with me?
me - no
girl - why not?
me - because it's not fun
girl - what you mean?
me - why don't we go to the design museum and then check out some design and snowboarding shops and see how much fun you have.
girl - ok you don't have to come
me - good, i'm going pub to watch the futty
- plash0
i kind of think this is like a seth macfarlane show. one stupid reference after another and altho from time to time i do get a chuckle out of seth; its just reference comedy..
- Peter0
- Stop that
- No really
- It hurts
- panacea0
When my soccer calender was fully booked my girlfriend, whom is keeping an eye on when I play, she said to me, " you have a game on sunday." "Nope, there is a day-off", i said. Then she outburst "No, your calender says you are playing against withdrawn!"
- trooperbill0
when watching a movie
"what happened there... what did they just say... whats going on... is that (cue something obvious that was explained in the previous scene)"- thats a good one. so true!sadpanda
- drives-me-nutzRamanisky2
- panacea0
What does all this mean? Where is this going?
- oh man i hate that
like theres a plantrooperbill - there's never a plan bro, it's called winging it as you grow older. LOLpanacea
- oh man i hate that
- Ambushstudio0
girl: I have a horrible headache
me: I have a bunch of stuff there, what do you want for it?
girl: no thanks I´m cool (really painful expression on her face)What the flying fuck?
- translation: I really don't want you to touch me tonight, at all.Amicus
- no no, fucking out of the blue around 2 pm!Ambushstudio
- sine0
"What are you doing with my asshole?"