Shit Girls Say
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- plash0
i kind of think this is like a seth macfarlane show. one stupid reference after another and altho from time to time i do get a chuckle out of seth; its just reference comedy..
- Ambushstudio0
"I´m afraid my biological clock will start ticking soon"
WTF? Bitch, go away with your baby shit somewhere else!!! you´re 26!!!! fucking 26!!!!!
- sine0
"What are you doing with my asshole?"
- panacea0
“I will get ready quickly. It will only take a second.”
Translation: “Go take a nap. I’ll wake you up when I’m ready to go.”
- panacea0
“It’s totally cool with me if you hang out with your ex!”
Translation: “If she touches you, I will pluck her eyeballs out one at a time and make her eat them.”
- panacea0
“It’s not you, I’ve just been really busy lately.”
Translation: “You suck. Leave me alone. I’m trying to be nice to you.”
- panacea0
“Do I annoy you?”
Translation: “I know I annoy you, but smile and be happy anyway, will ya?”
- panacea0
Does this count as a Girl?
- panacea0
"OMG, a male started a 'Shit Guys say' thread, he's my new BFF, I hope he's gay, he probably is"
- mikotondria30
Couldn't last, could you ?
- Knuckleberry0
Nope not gay at all, married for seven years with two kids
- you said palpanacea
- I just know we say stupid shit all the time... at least I doKnuckleberry
- I'm just pulling your chain, its warranted just the same, but that video is a bad rip.panacea
- It really isn't a big deal. But thanks for the thought :)Jaline
- so what. i know a guy who was married for like 12 years with 3 kids, and revealed he was gay.CanHasQBN
- panacea0
"I'll fucking kill you all!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli…
The most prolific female serial killer in history
- bliznutty0
"I understand you're busy"
- pablo280
"I can draw air into my vagina and make farting sounds...is this abnormal ? I'm scared it might make me infertile."
- monospaced0
"You're only attracted to Scarlett because of her tits. I really don't get what guys see in her."
- panacea0
These slides show your tendency toward fatness. Look at that gut! Even your nose is fat, and your legs. Why, I bet if the truth were known, even your toes are fat.
- Lucy Van Pelt (Charlie Brown)
- panacea0
What does all this mean? Where is this going?
- oh man i hate that
like theres a plantrooperbill - there's never a plan bro, it's called winging it as you grow older. LOLpanacea
- oh man i hate that
- valtrese0
"My work visa is about to expire and my immigration lawyer told me that if I met someone i really liked i should just marry them. Want to get married?"
I had been dating and living with this guy for 6 years.
- < I was going to say this one doesn't discriminate much between sexes nowadays. There's a "shit guys say" thread too.Jaline
- whoops... wrong threadvaltrese
- It probably belongs in both threads, who knows...Jaline
- ah get married, marrying a random person has just the same statistical chance at providing long-term happiness..mikotondria3
- Ambushstudio0
girl: I have a horrible headache
me: I have a bunch of stuff there, what do you want for it?
girl: no thanks I´m cool (really painful expression on her face)What the flying fuck?
- translation: I really don't want you to touch me tonight, at all.Amicus
- no no, fucking out of the blue around 2 pm!Ambushstudio