Shit Girls Say
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- mikotondria30
Couldn't last, could you ?
- panacea0
"OMG, a male started a 'Shit Guys say' thread, he's my new BFF, I hope he's gay, he probably is"
- panacea0
Does this count as a Girl?
- panacea0
“Do I annoy you?”
Translation: “I know I annoy you, but smile and be happy anyway, will ya?”
- panacea0
“It’s not you, I’ve just been really busy lately.”
Translation: “You suck. Leave me alone. I’m trying to be nice to you.”
- panacea0
“It’s totally cool with me if you hang out with your ex!”
Translation: “If she touches you, I will pluck her eyeballs out one at a time and make her eat them.”
- panacea0
“I will get ready quickly. It will only take a second.”
Translation: “Go take a nap. I’ll wake you up when I’m ready to go.”
- sine0
"What are you doing with my asshole?"
- Ambushstudio0
"I´m afraid my biological clock will start ticking soon"
WTF? Bitch, go away with your baby shit somewhere else!!! you´re 26!!!! fucking 26!!!!!
- plash0
i kind of think this is like a seth macfarlane show. one stupid reference after another and altho from time to time i do get a chuckle out of seth; its just reference comedy..
- monospaced0
Jaline, the douchebaggery here, I believe, is more a regurgitation of the stereotypes about what girls say and less about actual opinions of the alleged douchebags posting here.
- ETM0
Gimme a break. Why should any male feel bad about this when 99% of media advertising says that men are all incompetent boobs that are scared of their wives. It is what it is. Gender stereotyping... of course. Lowest common denominator... sure. Nuggets of truth... some. To be horribly offended by... nah. God people need to just relax.
- Why is it totally acceptable when women shit on guys endlessly, but in the reverse role, it's not cool?ETM
- *cause they're too sensitive, etc etc.mikotondria3
- BINGO! Back to my motto, "if you can't take a joke..." Jesus Fucking Christ the PC BS these days.panacea
- It's not acceptable.Jaline
- and panacea, you're the main user here who's not joking. I can tell because you post the same shit in every thread.Jaline
- ETM, you do know that men are controlling most of those shows, right? They also have hot wives in those programs...Jaline
- Most of these things are really said by a lot of women, of course. I just think it's more interesting to have a dialogue about it.Jaline
- about it. Anyway, carry on, as you'll ignore me anyway.Jaline
- eficks0
"I don't mean to shit on your thread, but"
- < oh snap!ETM
- hahahahacruddlebub
- ha ha you beat me too it. better she stops postingpanacea
- I was only kidding. Don't be mean.eficks
- Jaline0
I don't mean to shit on your thread, but the level of testosterone at QBN could be offset in some way. I've been trying to find a good way to explain why this "Shit Girls Say" phenomenon is full of douchbaggery. I think I've found it:
http://sodisarmingdarling.tumblr…- You totally meant to shit on the thread. That's the total, passive aggressive way girls often approach things.ETM
- Sorry to stereotype, but you just fell into it yourself. Maybe we should just all laugh about it.ETM
- It's cool if you're post-feminist. Equality and fairness and opportunity goes without saying, that said, lets celebrate and...mikotondria3
- ...enjoy the differences between the genders, as between any 2 groups, we can spot unreformed sexism a mile away, it doesn't fit in this humor.mikotondria3
- away, and such unsophistication doesn't fly in this type of humor. It's like mocking your siblings; gently.mikotondria3
- I can't relate to a lot of things here (kind of a minimalist when it comes to talking) but I still think it's all pretty hilarious.Iifeinvector
- And you didn't shit on the thread, you just gave another perspective. :)Iifeinvector
- if you can't take a fucking joke, go fuck yourself, that's my motto.panacea
- I definitely laugh at some of it too. Just wanted to post why the whole thing is a bit uneasy.Jaline
- cruddlebub0
this isn't something they say, more something they do, and it fucks me off no end.
they sit and stare at you....
not a loving stare.
not a hateful stare.
just stare...
i can see her out of the corner of my eye....staring.
WHAT!??
...nothing...
- teachers use the same trick with students. it's not nicepanacea
- I would guess she's looking at you thinking "that's an ugly son-of-a-bitch right there"ahli
- or perhaps.. "I'm sure I could do better"ahli
- both i expect...either way it creeps me outcruddlebub
- Jaline0
lol, panacea. Did you just break up with someone?
- i_monk0
I overheard this last night:
One girl compliments another on her coat. She replies, as perky as possible: "Yeah I love it! I got it at (somewhere) for like $20! It was on sale! Actually it's not very warm but it's okay. Isn't it nice? But it's poorly made, all the snaps started coming off right away."
Made me think of this thread, anyway.
- panacea0
While watching Pearl Harbor (in the theater):
"Who's the guy in the wheel chair?"
"Why are the Japanese bombing them?"
"When did this happen?"
"If your plane touches the water, do you automatically die?"
- panacea0
"Who's James Brown?"
- i_monk0
^
"I'm just like ...................................The first funny line in the series.