Shit Girls Say
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- CALLES0
"wait wait wait im almost there dont do it dont cum yet!!!...
- formula0
"you're never going to change..."
- cruddlebub0
the fact that they slag off ALL their friends one minute, and the next they are on the phone to said people planning a night out!!!
freaks
- mikotondria30
I think it's funny that she thinks she can go around saying those things about me and I won't find out about it.
- CALLES0
^^^
- Continuity0
'I wanna change my hair to this colour. What do you think?'
- k_temp0
"that's fine." or "that's ok"
- even though you fucking know she aint ok or fine! and boiling with haaatek_temp
- http://www.qbn.com/t…monospaced
- Continuity0
'Why can't you be more like ___________?' (usually someone else's BF)
- And the answer to which is: 'If you want someone like that so much, go for him. See ya!'Continuity
- CALLES0
the most expensive food you will ever eat... pussy
- sorry qbn ladies... love you all.. well not tha way... you feel me?CALLES
- lol @ paying for it after you establish a cost... "We know what you are, now we're just negotiating price"idiots
- naw man i mean even over the years relationships and stuff... you pay for almost everythingCALLES
- and get divorced... forget about itCALLES
- _niko0
all true, and yet here we are, putting up with their shit 24/7.
What we'll do for a bit of pussy.
We all need a medal.
- panacea0
Oh and the ever popular White Girl Problem
https://twitter.com/#!/whitegrlp…Why is it so fucking early all the time? #whitegirlproblems
I missed 16 holiday parties last night. #whitegirlproblems
I need you to tell me I look like a model. #whitegirlproblems
- panacea0
Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]
Lucy Van Pelt: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.Charlie Brown: Good grief.
- obsolete0
"I don't have gag reflex, I only drunk too many shots"
- Ianbolton0
"Oh my god, where did I put my purse? Oh my god. Oh my god, why does this always have to happen to me?"
"It's in your handbag."
"Shit. I don't have time for this. Where is my handbag? Why does everything always have to go wrong like this? IAN, I need you to help me. "
"It's in your hand. Now, where did I put my keys?"
"For gods sake Ian, you always do this to me. You know I'm going to be late. Why do you always have to lose your keys when I have things like this to do? I can't believe you'd do something like this to me now."
"It's okay, they're in my pocket."
>Disgusted look of pure disgust<
- TheeOtherJuan0
"Its weird you dont text much.......Not going to change you, just an FYI."
- Time to run!
- dijitaq0
"up to you..."
but we all know it has to be within her approval- hahahamonospaced
- classic, sounds like a line from the Born Loserpanacea