Shit Girls Say
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- panacea0
Does this count as a Girl?
- autoflavour0
"im calling the police"
- autoflavour0
"please dont hurt me"
- in the same breath to you?bulletfactory
- last breath?
autoflavour - and no.. i love women, i would never break into their flat and then brutally murder themautoflavour
- even if i was stalking them..autoflavour
- bitches hate that.mikotondria3
- dbloc0
wrong hole fool.
- bulletfactory0
"I'm 18"
- Ramanisky20
- oh zing..mikotondria3
- well done!panacea
- much better than the asian thing ^CyBrainX
- lajj0
"can I drive now?"
- panacea0
I think the'yre are getting really pissed about this stuff
https://twitter.com/#!/realshitg…"I'm eating yogurt because you gave me a fucking yeast infection!"
LOL
- the twitter posts are so uninspired and watered-downmonospaced
- slappy0
"why do you need another pair of headphones?"
- hahahaha :)
More speakers ? I thought you liked the ones I got you.mikotondria3
- hahahaha :)
- tOki0
"Who is <em>that</em>"
- Continuity0
'Do you think she's prettier than I am?'
- CALLES0
"remember five years ago when you said ____ and ____ and did _____ _____ you promised you would never ____ _____ ______ _____ again, you dont remember? well i do"
- ETM0
"I don't mean to nag..." then proceeds to.
- CALLES0
another little thing i do is ask the girl that i am dating if a certain far away chick is hot. usually they tell me kindly instead of me trying to sneak looks around
- teh0
Tires turn 400x in a mile AND IF I RUN A MILE IN 9 MINUTES.
BRILLIANT!!!
- bliznutty0
Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day?"
"Honey, how was your day?"
Know why?
Because "How was your day?" is a 45-minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk.. you gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it! You don't say! Really? Get out of here! I told you that bitch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, "I told you that bitch crazy."
You know why?
Because every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fuck are you talking about?
You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?-Chris Rock
- I read that in my head, and my head yelled every word just like chris rock.bulletfactory
- bravo, chris.bulletfactory
- There some wise-ass shit right there. Fuckers need to memorize that shit. Get that shit tattooed on your fucken hand.mikotondria3
- BattleAxe0
"I need space"
- CALLES0
her: are you listening to me
me: yes, im sorry