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- lajj4
- Why do I love this?Continuity
- No.palimpsest
- Yes.Continuity
- ooh, is it credit card sized and folds into a full on bike?Ianbolton
- If it's not a Hoi-Poi capsule I don't want it.palimpsest
- I want one but it has miserably low 15 mph, like needs to perform at a useful level of around 30-40mphprophetone
- They should make a v2 with same footprint but larger wheels and battery so it can double the mph and triple rangeprophetone
- It should be a replacement for 49cc scooters imoprophetone
- Or build a proper public transportation infrastructure.palimpsest
- Or get a tax break to buy an electric vehicle.palimpsest
- What does proper public transportation have to do with living out dreams of scootin around neo-city like you’re starring in a cool 80s animeprophetone
- If you have to ask. You can have both. Just don't get it twisted.palimpsest
- I'd feel like riding a nintendo cassette iconmaquito
- literally a ridable powerbank smhmaquito
- Those tiny wheels on motorised scooters never looked very sensible or safe to me.mort_
- Go bike you lazy moronsmilfhunter
- utopian1
- the root of weevil?sarahfailin
- Get em up, sluggerNairn
- Alien of the DayRamanisky2
- Aye mon then!wagshaft
- ^!Nairn
- canoe1
Punches For:
...for people who post in Punches For without a Punchee.
And for selective critics who love to loathe America.
- If trump wins again, this won't matter anymoregrafician
- why not?monospaced
- Tell me how America isn't loathsome. How far towards fascism do we have to fall before we stop making excuses?CyBrainX
- why not mono? because sage grafician says so. It's funny how American Idiots share that same, "i don't know that i don't know" self awareness.canoe
- I also think it's funny that 'selective critics' doesn't phase him at all, because Romania is such a bastion of science, freedom and self actualization.canoe
- utopian5
religion
Arkansas pastor arrested, facing 100 counts of child pornography possession. - The good lord works in mysterious ways.
- not a teacher, not trans, not an immigrant, just a Christian leadermonospaced
- PhanLo6
- I lol’dRamanisky2
- Wake me up before you go-go, muthafucka!Akagiyama
- Continuity7
QBN Out of Context Responses (QBNOoCR)
"Come back to my place and check out the patina on my desk"
— palimpsest
- Where the fun ISAkagiyama
- Aka knows what's what!Continuity
- renderedred3
- yup. it's him.renderedred
- Good riddanceGnash
- Died a martyr, so he can happily rape 12 year olds for eternity now, luckily Israel takes care of that by killing children. Both sides are equally repulsive.rzu-rzu
- ^yesrenderedred
- cruddlebub7
What are you listening to?
17 years ago today.
Nude was the only song that soothe my baby when he was little... Put it on full blast!
- live from the basement, classic: https://www.youtube.…HAL9001
- so good.thenohero
- 17 years ago, I don't get that I'm old feeling often but this one is hitting hard.kalkal
- Came out in my mid twenties.... I'm now 42. Fuck. My. Life.cruddlebub
- And by came out.. I mean the album.. lolcruddlebub
- ah damn at least I'm not 42 yet, suck it skibidikalkal
- Lolcruddlebub
- PhanLo4
- Almost accurate.palimpsest
- But how many survived in the bush as opposed to being in the hand?HAYZ1LLLA
- Not all dinosaurs are birds, all birds are dinosaurs.palimpsest
- hans_glib5
- Milli Vanillipalimpsest
- Phil Collins & Philip BaileyElwin74
- That is, admittedly, a very cool photo.Continuity
- Is that one of the Kardashiansin the sheet behind at right (from the other thread)?sab
- Apollo Creed and Jean-Michel JarreKrassy
- canoe6
Punches For:
More of a wake-up-slap...
The people on QBN who sound trailer trash when they say Americans are stupid.
- ..like..canoe
- Does their name rhyme with Ben?YakuZoku
- or HAL9001?imbecile
- Immigrants are rapists, Americans are stupid, white people smell like cheesecanoe
- Don’t forget asians know king fu_niko
- we do!pango
- wait... my bad. that was impulse...pango
- Muscle memoryYakuZoku
- Trump having that much support is the only proof you need to understand there's a lot of stupid people in the USA. Seriously.HAL9001
- ^cherub
- Do I smell like cheese? I love chesse!!
And relax gringos, there're stupid people everywhere ;)OBBTKN - ^BATAKUSAI!!pango
- I don't smell like cheese, but their is a bit of a garlicky aroma around me.
Okay, maybe I smell like cheese, too.Continuity - *thereContinuity
- It's true, but Canadians like to remind you the most often. It's a deep-seated insecurity about being in the shadow of the USA.hotroddy
- uuu Americans are stupid. The general population at least.milfhunter
- Every 'merican on QBN is bright as a button!palimpsest
- Bennn, you come across stupider than US Trump voters who shop at Walmart. Just for the recordimbecile
- Americans aren’t stupid, though. We also have some of the most educated as well. It’s a huge nation.monospaced
- Americans are just the best at everything even being the worst :)_niko
- As a 'merican I have to say that a 'merican education is not the same as an education elsewhere. It's a very technical education. But that's not the topic.palimpsest
- Hotroddy, yeah we like to talk shit and poke fun but that’s just our nature, but we can parade America the great from America the Jerry springer show_niko
- We can make fun of the Trumps and the MTG’s and the Pdiddys and the Kanye’s and then televangelists and the Musks and the Tiger Kings and the rednecks and_niko
- ...every other fringe whack job group but the truth of the matter is that personally I’ve been to the US probbably 1500 or so times and not once has it been_niko
- ...anything short of wonderful, every interaction, every person I’ve met, every place I’ve stayed, everywhere I’ve eaten, every museum I’ve been to..._niko
- I spent a lot of time in the US too. I have family there. Same here, I always had fun, met interesting and smart people. Maybe I was just lucky. Too bad what'srenderedred
- happening now.renderedred
- ...just everything. From. The grandeur of Chicago to the “it”ness of New York to the coolness of Pittsburg and the beautiful decay of Detroit, to the small towns_niko
- ...of middle America and Appalachia to historical New England to the sweetness of the south, hell, I even had a great time in Florida and shit even Buffalo has it_niko
- ..its charms. Haven’t see a single shooting, an act of violence, or any other bat hit crazy shit we see on YouTube daily. 99% of the US is amazing 99% of the ti_niko
- ...time. Unfortunately it’s the 1% that gets magnified and goes viral. But it’s fine to make fun of that 1% don’t take it as a knock on the US as a whole._niko
- What makes you think our boy Ben hasn't lived in the USofA?palimpsest
- I don't think Ben has ever left Quebec tbh lol_niko
- Never left the shire as our boy yurimon?palimpsest
- This would be a good opportunity for our boy Ben to tell us about his experience on Livin' in America...palimpsest
- https://youtu.be/c5B…pango
- I feel like trumps America was kept hidden and silent for decades, and the rest of America never wanted to be associated themselves with them.monospaced
- In recent years this “silent majority” has been making us all look bad. It’s disgusting and it’s foreign to a vast majority of us who aren’t like that.monospaced
- So when someone trashes all of us because of these assholes, it’s naive AT BEST. we’re so big we might as well be different countries. Think of it like that.monospaced
- When you have a population this big you have more idiots too. It’s a bell curve. We’ve got it all here.monospaced
- having said what I said about my personal experiences, it's all an a micro level. on a macro level Americans can not only be stupid but extremely dangerous._niko
- When it comes t war, when it comes to capitalist greed, when it comes to the environment. It's the unquenchable thirst for power, for resources, for profit._niko
- And damn anyone who gets in their way._niko
- What are we even talking about at this point?palimpsest
- Generalizing what it is to be “American” I guess.monospaced
- My brother in Jesus, do you accept me as a fellow American?palimpsest
- so what are you saying mono? is there a civil war looming perhaps?renderedred
- No just on social media_niko
- grafician0
- It was the Ochi trailer btw
https://www.youtube.…grafician - And no AI I guess, just beautifully shot scenes from Romaniagrafician
- On IMDb it says the script was written by chatgptYakuZoku
- But seriously that urks me tooYakuZoku
- hang in there, its barely the beggining of all this AI thingHAL9001
- Probably not AI...just really bad CGIutopian
- Prompt?mort_
- Sad thing is, most average people can't tell the difference legit.kalkal
- tbf, there are a few shots in there that do have that sort of dreamy ethereal aesthetic so oft seen in AI-generated images.
Flick looks GORGEOUS tho!Nairn - Ai imitating art imitating ai?_niko
- or is it art imitating ai imitating art?_niko
- The latter for sure at this point, come full circle.kalkal
- It was the Ochi trailer btw
- AQUTE0
- who datspl33nidoru
- MV5BMjM1NTA0NDYzM15B...elahon
- one direction downcannonball1978
- a heavy tabloid end it seems, only 31.PhanLo
- RICKY MARTINAQUTE
- A scandal was about to be released about him today, and he just "fell" off of a balcony, mmhmmYakuZoku
- Scandal? Diddy-esque?robthelad
- Pull that up, Jamie.palimpsest
- H3 was going to cover it yesterday but got distracted by some of Ethans Jew drama,YakuZoku
- You never disappoint, YakuZoku.palimpsest
- chat was saying, if H3 was going to cover this kid when they were supposed to he would have died during the segment (not sure if true, i dont follow this drama)YakuZoku
- H3?pango
- ^ H3 podcast (old school youtuber turned podcast) has some funny bits but recently its been a lot of boring internetz drama, like about this dudeYakuZoku
- oh drama stuffspango
- For bros.palimpsest
- PhanLo5
- That last sentence cut deep.Continuity
- the more you knowsted
- would be far too low in frequency for human to hear. the Sun's sound waves are on the order of milli-hertz. https://www.space.co…imbecile
- wowycanoe
- Life could be so much more metal.PhanLo
- W H O Astoplying
- Ramanisky24
- shakiraAQUTE
- Maria Carey?PhanLo
- Arcade Fire lead singerSalarrue
- Angus YoungYakuZoku
- carrot topok_not_ok
- Animal from the Muppets?sab
- Mylène Farmerspl33nidoru
- Jeucephoriaprophetone
- shakiramaquito
- ole ole oleeeeahprophetone
- grafician-1
- Joe's always leaned left till he moved to TexasYakuZoku
- Won’t happen. They’ll never agree to not having final edit approvalGnash
- Kamala smoking bongs in the plungepoolPhanLo
- Hey so Kamaler did you know that if there were chimps in the whitehouse, they would... er... you ever done DMT?Projectile
- I don't think this one is going to happen.CyBrainX
- jaime, pull that upAkagiyama
- I’d bet this isn’t remotely true. I bet they invited her and her staff responded no thanks, and this is the click bait result.monospaced
- I WOULD WATCH ITAQUTE
- This is stupid, and Matt Walsh is a bit of a bellend. Trump's interview was like two drunk and stoned bros competing to see who can stay up the longestIanbolton
- jagara5
blog
Whats the deaaal with those oversized water bottles people are lugging around? Do you really need 2,5 liters of water handy at all times?
- SYGO thread, I know.jagara
- maybe those are pizz jar.pango
- Full of ginOBBTKN
- That is an urn. It’s fashionable now to carry your loved ones around.futurefood
- drug dealer disguiseuan
- haha, I just y'day saw a very slight-looking girl coming out of a gym with a fucking bucket of water, and i wondered where on Earth she'd put it all.Nairn
- “look at me, I’m hydrated!”ideaist
- thats.... an american size medium, right?ArchitectofFate
- you are buying less plastic/aluminum canssted
- This isn’t a new thing, though. Remember Nalgene?monospaced
- tbf i carry this around
https://i.imgur.com/…
tho it's only 1L. I guess they drink more.pango - Argh it’s a generation raised by psycho over-protectors, my wife is constantly on my kids asses to lug around water like we live in the mad max dystopia_niko
- Like seriously, when are we more than 10 minutes away from a drinking fountain or a tap?_niko
- Hydro Homies + FOMOthenohero
- and the answer is yes.thenohero
- LOL @ bucketYakuZoku
- Unless you're adding some salt and electrolytes, all this water is pissing all your vitamins out! Stop the over hydration!stoplying
- Had a Nalgene until it finally broke, replaced with a Hydroflask and never looked back.garbage
- enema jugsAQUTE
- I laughed - My kiddo has a huge one called the "chug jug" - he needed it for soccer this summer for practice and games, in his case it makes sense...bulletfactory
- ... But it doesn't make sense for you, Becky in Accounting.bulletfactory
- It's again a US cultural thing...
https://edition.cnn.…grafician - In my youthful creatine stacking days benching 335lbs I needed to drink 1.5 gallons just at the gym.YakuZoku
- @_niko lives in venicested
- its a pee jarsted
- lets market it as a multiplayer pee jarsted
- Just carry a regular jarnb
- Just carry a regular bucketjagara
- PhanLo5
- https://spectrum.iee…imbecile
- ^ the more you know x 2PhanLo
- ephix6
making beats
https://on.soundcloud.com/RuFBDj…
First lot of vocals done. She did a great job! Didn’t have time to do mine tonight. Soon we record me and then produce away. Hopefully finish this song in a month.
Vocally 2:20 is my favourite thing she did because it’s imperfect.
- Awesome so far. She has a great voicecruddlebub
- It has taken on a different form than I expected though.ephix
- Very nice. Has a kind of 90s feel to it. Tricky, Portishead vibes.mort_
- Be interesting to see where you take it nextcruddlebub
- Thanks!ephix
- @ephix generally if I am happy with a piece of my art in any medium, it has been this way. a goal at the start is important but art goes where it flows.epigraph
- She can hit some notes! Can't wait to hear her voice more in the mix next round. Keep us posted!canoe
- @mort - more trickycanoe
- Nice stuff ephixstoplying
- Thanks guys, this mix was just done late on the same night so we could listen in the car. the vocals definitely need to be mixed and compressed etc.ephix
- Will eventually get it mastered too because a friend is a popular masterer. I've heard it reminds someone of Massive Attack too hahaephix