The Parlor
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- locustsloth0
Oh, and this morning i was picking up pine 1" X 8" planks to make raised beds for the garden. i'm too afraid of missing something that someone says about me (good or bad) to have anyone on ignore
- dropdown0
Well god luck Craig!
I really didn't mind the transitions at all, I just thought they over shadowed your other great work.
Your documentary idea sounds like it's a cool project to work on. Fingers crossed for a grant.
I wish i had the drive to start and finish personal projects.- You weren't the only one who mentioned the transitions. A former co-worker and 7.34 (to varying degrees) said similar thingslocustsloth
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- emukid0
locust where can i see this video and these transitions that dropdown speaks of?
- http://www.youtube.c…locustsloth
- Speechless? i know. It's shocking when someone claims hackery and is ACTUALLY a hack rather than merely self-effacinglocustsloth
- self-effacinglocustsloth
- juhls0
Welcome to the Pah-laaah, my friends.
- *puts pants back on.dropdown
- *unzippers mask, ungags balllocustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
OK, another secret thread. It’s getting hard to keep up, but it makes perfect sense.
- MrOneHundred0
Right, just read the previous 13 pages and figured if I was meant to be here I would have been invited in the beginning. BYE!
- It's a rather slow moving thread. Come back anytime.dropdown
- locustsloth0
Mr. Hundie you should think of this as SBT light. All of the elitism, none of the talent or intellect. i speak only or myself, of course. dropdown seems smart enough to stay away, but curious enough to hang about and see if there's an entertaining mental decline in my future
- dropdown0
- HAHA i used to have long hair. See next post.locustsloth
- locustsloth0
The first guy interviewed is me. I'm not actually in the band that's playing in this clip, but went on to be in a band with most of them.
- dropdown0
- I'll have you know that's the second animated gif I've ever made.
*puts thumbs in suspenders ands snaps them.dropdown - lolzjuhls
- HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
i pretty much guarantee that's what i was lookin at too. She was practically presenting themlocustsloth
- I'll have you know that's the second animated gif I've ever made.
- juhls0
I like this thread because of its simplicity. I can understand every post! BDSM! Yes! I understand!
- locustsloth0
THe Parlor: So simple even Jaline can use it!!!
- oui ouijuhls
- The bathroom is in the back, darlin'locustsloth
- juhls0
For some reason your younger self reminds me of Nirvana-esque things. Probably because I was not even in school yet when they came out, and so my knowledge of the 90s fits into a few years...
- locustsloth0
yeah, you're pretty close. i was digging on Nirvana around that time. My band played an Alice in Chains, but that was as close to grunge as we got.
At that age i was really trying hard to be stoic and fearsome in an evil way rather than a bully type way. Wrote and drew a lot of things on the backs of papers and on book covers that would get a kid suspended these days. i really liked to pretend to be into the occult and devil worship and all that dark shit.
But inside i was (and am) a softee. i got voted Nicest Personality of my graduating class. Of course by that time i had found drugs and backed off of the metal scary persona a bit.
5 years from this video i would be in college, wearing a hippie hat with a "Keep on Truckin'" patch on it...and still be able to scare my roomate into moving out just cause i wrote one Rollins Band lyric on my paper nametag on our door.
To this day people have said they find me intimidating at first. The girl who's gonna marry Nate (the tall guy a person or two after me in the video) said she was scared of me when she met me. He was like "Are you kidding? You know Mikey, the goofy brother from American Choppers (n Discovery)? THAT'S Craig"- People say the same thing about me. From your pictures, you don't look intimidating.juhls
- THanks. i have this thing where i wanna seem both: intimidating to people i don't like, nice to those i dolocustsloth
- locustsloth0
I think i may follow the advice of the following song in order to keep more partrons of the Parlor (and yes i know it doesn't embed)
- locustsloth0
Well THAT didn't work
- locustsloth0
The client i work for entered a bunch of videos into the Worldfest International Film Festivl in Houston and a few of them won awards, including one that i edited. Sounds impressive, no?
Until you realize that 742 OTHER videos won awards also and that of the 4 i edited that he submitted, the one that one was my second to last favorite. Oh well, you take it where you can get it i guess.
- 7point340
i have a natural tendency to furrow my brow. i also tend to blankly stare at people (usually people i don't know). this of course makes it seem like i'm always glaring and angry. i have had people describe me as intense before. which always sounded odd to me as i'm not at all intimidating that i know of. i'm fairly thin, except for my fat gut. i have buck teeth and big ears, but people look at me and i guess i just have this face that makes them think i am mentally capable of undoing them, a la scanners.
to be fair, i do think that about some people, and i doubt i have a different face for it, i probably just smile less.
- dropdown0
People say i look like Ryan Styles... nobody fears Ryan Styles damn it!
Although this doesn't happen much anymore. I'm not sure if it's because his career died, or because I'm getting more handsome as I get older.- haha that lanky guy from drew carey show?7point34
- the very same.dropdown
- http://www.qbn.com/t…
dropdown - please don't accuse me of being megish for posting a pic of myself.dropdown
- ok, i can sort of see it. you're not nearly as goofy looking though. is he canadian?7point34
- it's probably the goatee and the haircut, keeping you looking more distinguished.7point34
- at least you don't look like a douchey rock-star type, as nick hexum is almost exactly who i look like7point34
- I don't think he's Canadiandropdown
- just wondering if you had a long lost brother or uncle7point34
- 7point340
- jaline, who do you look like?7point34
- I smell a sitcom.dropdown
- for the record i look like the guy on the right, not the chick on the left.7point34
- i wish i looked like the chick. i would take a lot of baths7point34
- Damn it 7.34! I was half way to your place already. Guess I'll just turn around. For the record, i was gonna use my "hey baby, I'm Ryan Styles" line.dropdown
- ... "Hey bab, I'm Ryan Styles" linedropdown
- i actually look more like an amish Colin Mochrie with less hair and glasses nowlocustsloth
- i can't edit this, locust7point34